Kappa Mikey, Season 2 (2007–08)

Mitsuki:
There's only one man lonely enough to have that many cats.

Lily:
Yes Man?

Mitsuki:
No. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Burglar.

Lily:
Here we are. I'm betting anything Mikey's inside.

Mitsuki:
But there are thousands of clothing stores in Tokyo. What makes you think he's in this one?

Lily:
Just a hunch. Plus there are hundreds of people running out screaming.

[sees crowd running out and screaming from the front door]

Mitsuki:
Oh.

Mitsuki:
Lily, quit it! We need to fix Mikey by midnight, or he'll be like this forever!

Lily:
Works for me.

Lily:
You know, I guess I always felt there was something keeping us apart. Now I know that something was Mikey's voice, face, body and texture. But that's all changed now.

Guano:
All my life, the tall furry guys always get everything, and the short furry guys just get kicked around. Well, I'm sick of it. Have I not fur? Do I not shed? I'm onto you, werepuffs. One day you'll slip up. And I'll be waiting!

Mitsuki:
(tearing up) I'm just so glad for them. Seeing those two together is like a dream come true. (blows nose) If I could tell those lovers one thing, it'd probably be... (cries)

[Werepuff kidnaps Lily]

Guano:
What was that?

Gonard:
Oh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.

Mitsuki:
Oh. They always go for the blonde.

[Mikey puts farting powder on Gonard's ice cream, pretending it is sprinkles]

Mitsuki:
Ooooh! Mint chip, my favorite!

Mikey:
Actually, this is really for Gonard.

Mitsuki:
One bite couldn't hurt.

Mikey:
Come on Mitsuki. Do you really need the carbs?

Mitsuki:
I'll take my chances. [tastes the ice cream] Mmmmm!

Speakerphone:
Places everyone. Broadcasting is in less than one minute.

Mikey:
Uh oh.

Mikey:
Mitsuki, help!

Dadzuki:
I'm coming Mikey!

Mikey:
Wow, [Dadzuki lifts him up] you're hands are strong and hairy. Thanks, Mitsuki, you're a lifesaver.

Dadzuki:
Not so fast! You see, I'm not Mitsuki at all.

Mikey:
Huh?

Gonard, Lily, and Guano:
Huh?

Dadzuki:
Yes, it is I Dadzuki, the father of Mitsuki.

[Mikey, Gonard, Guano, and Lily gasps]

[last lines]

Mikey:
There's no place like home! Right, Gonard?