Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Season 1

Escargoon:
Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!

Cappy:
Yes there is! It's big and it eats everything in sight!

Escargoon:
That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now why don't you go on back to your homes so the King can have his supper in peace?

Tiff:
Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! [Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like enter the throne room] How do we know you're not lying again?

Tuff:
Yeah, like you usually do?

Escargoon:
You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.

Tiff:
Papa, something funny's going on!

Sir Ebrum:
You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing that Dedede would love.

Lady Like:
The king must be behind this!

Escargoon:
You're court official, how dare you accuse his royal highness! [to King Dedede] Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingey?

King Dedede:
[Laughs and turns to face everyone else] A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything that? [He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus]

Cappy:
That's it! That's the monster! Except it was a hundred times bigger!

King Dedede:
[laughs] Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. The only thing he likes to eat is sardines.

[He drops one in the tanks. The octopus eats it]

King Dedede:
Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly less it was on the end of a fish hook!

Escargoon:
Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!

[Tiff runs up to the octopus. The two exchange stares]

Kabu:
Tell me, citizens of Dreamland. For what purpose have you come to consult me?

Sir Ebrum:
We seek your wisdom and knowledge Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.

Lady Like:
And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.

Mayor Len:
King Dedede says it's not his monster...

Chief Bookem:
But I don't believe that rascal.

Tuff:
You know the truth, Kabu!

Tiff:
Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.

Kabu:
The monster is here. And all of Dreamland is in grave danger.

Tiff:
Why did he come here?

Kabu:
It was called here by your own King Dedede. [in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's tank]

Escargoon:
Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.

King Dedede:
[punches Escargoon on the head] That tattle-telling tiki!

Kabu:
The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.

Chief Bookem:
I'd like to lock both of them up.

Mayor Len:
What can we do to stop them?

Kabu:
There is nothing you can do.

[Everyone is in shock]

Sir Ebrum:
Oh dear!

Lady Like:
Oh dear me!

Falala:
Is Dreamland doomed?

Tiff:
Can anybody help, Kabu?

Kabu:
There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.

Tiff:
Kirby.

Tuff:
Yay, Kirby!

Tiff:
Hmmm, bet he's cute!

King Dedede:
[He and Escargoon enter] That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.

Escargoon:
That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.

Kabu:
Kabu can see the future.

King Dedede:
Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?

Kabu:
I predict you will not push it.

King Dedede:
Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? [laughs] Well I predict you're dead wrong!

Tiff:
It's gotta be impossible, but your name wouldn't happen to be "Kirby"?!

Kirby:
Kirby! Kirby!

Tiff:
[After Kirby saves her from falling to her death] Kirby just saved my life.

Tuff:
A monster wouldn't have done that, Tiff.

Fololo:
You're right, Tuff.

Falala:
Maybe Kirby is a Star Warrior.

Tiff:
[dusting herself] Impossible, Falala. Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy! [Kirby walks by her, surprising her]

Tuff:
Hey, where are you going? [Kirby runs faster, and he, Fololo & Falala give chase] Hey, wait up!

Fololo:
He doesn't understand!

Falala:
Don't let him get away, Fololo!

Tiff:
Some warrior.

Tiff:
My parents work for the King, and we live in the castle. In case you were wondering, my name's Tiff.

Kirby:
Name Tiff.

(Tiff gasps)

Kirby:
Name Tiff!

Tuff:
I'm her brother, Tuff.

Kirby:
Tuff.

Fololo:
And we're their friends Fololo...

Falala:
... and Falala!

Kirby:
Fololo, Falala?

Tuff:
Guess Kirby must be a baby warrior.

[Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala laugh]

Mayor Len:
...And as Mayor of Cappy Town, I know I speak for everyone when I say we're pleased and proud to welcome our honored guest, the mighty Star Warrior Kirby.

Chief Bookem:
I can speak for myself, thank you.

Mayor Len:
Hah, we all know that, Chief Bookem.

Tuff:
Let's hurry up and eat.

Tiff:
Kirby doesn't understand what you're saying anyway.

Mayor Len:
Then let's dig in, shall we?

[Kirby inhales everyone's dinner and then spits their accessories, plates, and silverware back out]

Kirby:
Poyo.

Tuff:
[yells in frustration and falls face-first on the table surface] I knew I should've started eatin'.

Tiff:
Hey, what's the big idea, Kirby?

King Dedede:
Careful with that starship, snailbrain! Once we get it fixed, we can send Kirby back where he came from.

Escargoon:
Why does he have to be so abusive? Self-esteem issues, anyone?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Welcome to Nightmare Enterprises, King Dedede. How may I assist you?

King Dedede:
Look, pal, I don't like to complain, but I paid you folks a lot of money for an octopus monster and it turned out to be a little shrimp.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Just give it time, Your Highness, and I guarantee that little shrimp will grow on you.

King Dedede:
Alright.

King Dedede:
[screams upon seeing that Octacon has grown to its true size] HOLY CALAMARI!

Escargoon:
Get back in your tank, you overgrown appetizer!

King Dedede:
[tackles Escargoon] Find the receipt for this thing, 'cause I want my money back!

Meta Knight:
You had better leave, Sire.

Tuff:
[about what Kirby did to Octacon's miniature octopus] He sucked 'em up.

Tiff:
Just like he sucked up our dinner.

Meta Knight:
It is Kirby's classic defense - inhale.

Meta Knight:
[about Kirby's transformation] That is Kirby's copy ability. After inhaling an attack, Kirby can transform himself. Kirby has now become... Fire Kirby.

King Dedede:
There goes my refund.

King Dedede:
Hey, I do believe we've been starstruck.

King Dedede:
We gotta do somethin'. We gotta get rid of Kirby somehow before he gets settled in here.

Escargoon:
King Dedede, if you want my opinion-- [Dedede bonks him on the head with his binoculars]

King Dedede:
Who wants your opinion, when I want some monster that's gonna get rid of that pink pest once and for all? [activates the monitor and the N.M.E. Sales Guy comes on screen]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Welcome back to Nightmare Enterprises online monster site, King Dedede. As you know, we offer a full line of powerful monsters. [shows several mini-monsters dancing]

King Dedede:
Yeah, well that octopus you sent me last time was a weaklin'.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Now that we know your opponent is Kirby, all our monsters have new, improved attack powers. [gets beaten up by the mini-monsters] See what I mean?

King Dedede:
They look like rejects to me. I need somethin' strong enough to get rid of Kirby...for good!

Escargoon:
Kirby's sure strikin' out with the plates.

King Dedede:
Then let's see if he can slide.

King Dedede:
What is this, a paperweight?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
No, King. It's a monster. A super-high density monster. We like to call him Blocky.

King Dedede:
What am I supposed to do, drop it in the road and wait for Kirby to trip over it?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Just let me give you a little demo.

Escargoon:
[about Blocky] This thing's even heavier than you, Sire.

King Dedede:
Yeah. Big enough to beat Kirby!

King Dedede:
This here's an illegal gatherin', so if you rioters don't want to get incarcerated, cease and disperse immediately.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Rioters?

Tiff:
Hey! We're just having a party.

Escargoon:
Oh goody. They're resisting.

King Dedede:
Then I enforce to use force.

King Dedede:
You dumb blockhead!

Escargoon:
We're sunk and so is he!

King Dedede:
I'm gonna miss my little Blocky!

Escargoon:
Well, Sire, it just goes to show you shouldn't take your monsters for granite.

Tiff:
Meta Knight came here to see you, didn't he, Kabu?

Kabu:
He came here to consult with me about the threat to the planet.

Tiff:
Threat to the planet? What do you mean?

Kabu:
There is a secret empire of evil ruled by one known as eNeMeE. [does a flashback to a shadowed Nightmare placing Chess monsters on the chessboard in his lair] It is his plan to control the entire universe. He creates monsters and delivers them to customers like Dedede, who do not know their true purpose. But eNeMeE made one grave mistake. [Nightmare grimaces in pain as the shadowed sphere he was about to place on the chessboard has just stabbed his finger with a sword] One creature was produced that would not obey his orders, and eNeMeE fears it may defeat him. [Nightmare furiously slams the chessboard as the flashback ends]

Tiff:
The creature must be... Kirby.

Tuff:
Yeah, and that must be why eNeMeE's trying to get rid of him.

Kabu:
That is the likely explanation.

Tiff:
Well, we better get going. Thanks a lot, Kabu.

Tuff:
Hey, Kabu. Where'd ya learn all that stuff?

Kabu:
I learned it long ago, from Meta Knight.

Tuff:
Say what?!

Tiff:
From Meta Knight?!

King Dedede:
Well, that pink punk ain't gonna make a monkey out of King Dedede. [starts driving back to his castle only to be interrupted by Meta Knight] Outta my way, Meta Knight!

Meta Knight:
Sire, it is my duty to warn you. Kirby has great power now.

King Dedede:
Yeah? Well, who's the king around here, you or me?

Escargoon:
Move it or lose it!

Meta Knight:
It pains me to do this, sire. But I'm afraid I must. [kicks Dedede's tank downhill]

King Dedede:
Hey! What's happening?!

Escargoon:
We're going backwards!

King Dedede:
I know that! Hit the brakes!

Escargoon:
They won't hold, we're gonna crash!

King Dedede:
Do something!

Escargoon:
Like what?!

King Dedede:
Break my fall!

[The tank reverses off a nearby cliff and crashes off-screen]

King Dedede:
QUIET!!! [pointing at Tiff] You hiding something from me!

Tiff:
Hmph.

Sir Ebrum:
Please, Your Majesty, calm down.

Lady Like:
Use your brain instead of your mouth. [Sir Ebrum tries to shush her]

King Dedede:
Sir Ebrum. Lady Like. This here daughter of yours is holdin' information from me. She's keepin' secrets about Kirby.

Escargoon:
You've been aiding an alien, you traitor.

Tuff:
Well if she's a traitor, prove it!

[Dedede and Escargoon laugh heartily]

King Dedede:
It just so happens I got proof right here. [holds up a picture of a familiar-looking scene] This picture look familiar?

Tuff:
That's Kirby beatin' the monster!

[a flashback occurs to the time that Kirby demonstrated his powers for the first time and defeated Octacon]

King Dedede:
[tears another picture in half] Now what do you got to say for yourselves?

Lady Like:
[as she and the rest of the family look at the pictures] That Kirby is really photogenic.

Sir Ebrum:
Did you use a digital camera, Sire?

King Dedede:
Listen here! You two think you're so smart, don't ya? Well I'm a lot smarter. [holds up a picture of Kirby's starship] Kirby ain't goin' nowhere without this!

King Dedede:
I'll show them kids. If I can't earn respect, I'll just buy it... from Nightmare Enterprises.

King Dedede:
What's Kracko firin' at us for?!

Escargoon:
I don't know! I'm as shocked as you are!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Just give it time. It'll get the job done.

King Dedede:
[sneezes] No way, José! You take it back!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Sorry, Your Majesty. But our contract says that Kracko can't be sent backo! [laughs]

King Dedede:
That's a low-down dirty-- [sneezes again]

Meta Knight:
This is not a storm. It is a monster, brought here by King Dedede. It is called Kracko.

Tiff:
Kracko?

Meta Knight:
The king is jealous and suspicious of Kirby. He will do anything to get rid of him. So he has been ordering monsters.

Tiff:
I know. Kabu told me.

Meta Knight:
There is a company. They call it... Nightmare Enterprises. [starts flashback] It was created thousands of years ago, by one known as eNeMeE. eNeMeE's goal is to conquer the entire universe. To do this, he created legions of monsters and sent them throughout the galaxies. But they were challenged. Those who loved freedom fought mightily against the monsters. They formed armies, and called themselves Star Warriors. We fought bravely, but eNeMeE's monster warriors outnumbered the Star Warriors. Our ranks dwindled until only one Star Warrior remained. I was alone, injured, but alive. I had survived, and luckily, a spark of hope survived with me.

Tiff:
Hope?

Meta Knight:
Yes. The hope that I would not be the last warrior. [ends flashback] It was my hope that young warriors would appear. Warriors with new strength and new spirit. Warriors who would battle to defeat eNeMeE. [starts another flashback] That is why I came to this planet, to serve King Dedede. [ends flashback]

Tiff:
To serve King Dedede? Why would you want to work for anybody like him?

Meta Knight:
Starships are designed to automatically fly warriors to where monsters are detected. The king likes monsters, so I hoped a young warrior would come here.

Tiff:
You were right, Meta Knight. Kirby came here.

Meta Knight:
Yes, but too soon. Kirby's Starship detected the King's monster, but Kirby was not scheduled to awaken for another 200 years. That is why his ship crash-landed. He is totally untrained. He cannot speak. He can barely think!

Tiff:
Then Kirby is just a baby.

Meta Knight:
Yes, but luckily, he has great natural abilities. If he develops them properly, he may be able to defeat eNeMeE. And I can help him.

Tiff:
Then you are gonna help Kirby, aren't you?

Meta Knight:
My help will not be enough to make him a warrior. Kirby will also need your help. The Warp Star is the source of Kirby's power. He needs only to see it to get his power, but he is unable to guard the star for himself. It can only be kept safe by one who truly loves and cares for him.

Tiff:
Well I kept it safe so far, didn't I?

Meta Knight:
Yes, so far. But this monster is much more powerful than the others... Perhaps too powerful for even the Warp Star to help Kirby defeat it.

Meta Knight:
You have done well. You hold the power to summon the Warp Star.

Tiff:
Uh, yeah. But can Kirby beat Kracko...?

Meta Knight:
Sword Kirby.

Tiff:
All right!

Tuff:
Come on, Sword Kirby!

Tiff:
Kirby... just let me know when you need the star treatment.

Tiff:
Our planet's ecosystem is a marvel of symbiotic relationships among all living things large and small. Wow, isn't that amazing, Kirby? (notices Kirby is missing) Kirby? Kirby!

Tuff:
I guess Kirby must've got bored and went for a walk or something.

Rick:
[sighs] That Kirby could drive a dingo dingy.

Lady Like:
Well, if you took your news out of that nosepaper, you'd see that Tiff and Tuff haven't come home yet!

Sir Ebrum:
What my wife means to say is that we don't get a chance to see you enough, Your Majesty.

King Dedede:
My plan worked! I laid out an apple trail, and Kirby got buried in a apple-anche!

Escargoon:
The letter tricked ya! Now get ready to have your trunk truncated!

Escargoon:
For too long, Dream Land suffered from the lack of a world-class golf facility, but once again our visionary King Dedede has taken wise, yet bold action! We now have this taxpayer-supported, closed-to-the-public, chemically-fertilized course where Whispy Woods once stood!

Waddle Doo:
Let's go, guys! Speed it up! We gotta get a TV set to every house in town!

Tiff:
Maybe some people wanna waste their lives watching this T.V. junk, but we have better things to do. Right, Kirby? [as Kirby slips in to watch the T.V.]

Tiff:
WE USED TO HAVE LIVES BEFORE TELEVISION!!!!!

Meta Knight:
King Dedede may be a despicable dictator, but you've got to admit he's got a funny shtick.

Chief Bookem:
Looks like somebody's been feeding Kirby steroids!

Escargoon:
The studio's gone with the wind!

King Dedede:
That there's a loooow blow!

Escargoon:
[sighs] I am so not ready for my close-up.

King Dedede:
That kid's got it all wrong. This here's a king-sized misunderstanding. Any events and situations depicted on Channel DDD is purely fictional!

One of the Cappy Villagers:
This show about rainbows has been on all mornin'. [regarding the T.V. with no signal]

King Dedede:
Look at all the variety. There's shy birds, fly birds, blue birds, two birds, crazy birds, and lazy birds!

King Dedede:
Remind me to install some escalators on this mountain.

King Dedede:
[singing] ♪ Dyna Blade had an egg she laid, E-I-E-I-O. But a handsome king had a plan he made, E-I-E-I-O. When Kirby eats that big old egg, Dyna Blade's gonna grab him by the leg, drag him away to a secret lair, finally get Kirby out of my hair. ♪ Dyna Blade... Hey, look!

Escargoon:
Let's hide.

King Dedede:
Get Kirby, you stupid bird!

Meta Knight:
Our deeds bind us to fate as surely as the sun sets.

Tiff:
Could you say that in English?

Tiff:
Kirby, I was only kidding! You'd be too tough for anybody to eat.

King Dedede:
There's only one bonafide ruler of Cappy Town, and that's me! King Dedede!

Escargoon:
Clear! Clear for talent! Well whaddaya know? That skeleton's a dead ringer for King Dedede.

Chef Kawasaki:
This means... there never was a Cappy King in the good old days.

Chief Bookem:
There wasn't no good old days, either.

King Dedede:
This makes my day! [laughs alongside Escargoon]

Tiff:
Remember what you always say. The most important thing isn't to show your theories right, but to dig all the way to the truth.

Meta Knight:
You have done a low-down thing, Your Highness. Holding these kids captive when they wanted the truth.

Prof. Curio:
Oh, let them get themselves out. I'm through digging up fakes, especially dangerous ones.

Fololo:
Here we are, Your Highness.

Falala:
At your service.

Escargoon:
What took you fa-lolly-gaggers so long? This is urgent.

King Dedede:
Go see the fortune teller lady. Ask her how my luck's gonna be today.

Fololo:
Sure. Come on.

Escargoon:
Not so fast! No reason for you both to go.

Fololo & Falala:
[both gasp]

Escargoon:
Fololo can fly over the fortune teller alone. You stay here in the castle, missy.

Falala:
Fololo and I never split up.

Fololo:
Yeah, we're a team. Like peanut butter and jelly.

King Dedede:
Well today, just make like you're oil and water. And that there's an order.

Fololo & Falala:
Sorry.

King Dedede:
[growls angrily] Do what I tell ya! I'm the king around here!

Fololo & Falala:
[both shake nervously]

Fololo:
We answer to Sir Ebrum, Your Majesty.

Falala:
Yes. And to Lady Like, too.

Escargoon:
Maybe so, but you're servants, not relatives. They can't save ya if the king decides to toss ya out of the kingdom.

King Dedede:
You do what I say and split up... or both of you is outta here!

Tuff:
But mom, who needs to know subtraction?

Lady Like:
You do, when I subtract your allowance!

Tuff:
[gulps] Mooommyyyyy...

Sir Ebrum:
Stiff upper lip, boy. Your mother's only joshing.

Lady Like:
Ebrum. If we don't teach Tuff discipline, who will? After all, we are his parents.

Falala:
That's right, Lady Like. You are Tuff's parents.

Fololo:
But where did we come from?

Sir Ebrum:
Oh, well, you see, one day, a rather large stork popped by and--

Tuff:
Yeah, in your dreams, dad.

Lady Like:
Tuff!

Tiff:
[tugs on Lady Like's dress a little] Why don't you just tell us the truth, mom? We can handle it.

Lady Like:
Ah, we found them in a cabbage patch, sweetie.

Sir Ebrum:
Yes. The same place we got you and your brother from.

Tiff:
That's baloney! Where did they really come from?!

Sir Ebrum:
[as he and Lady Like move their children out of their quarters] No need to concern yourselves with ancient history.

Lady Like:
Too much thinking is bad for your brain.

Tuff:
Does this mean I don't have to do my math homework?

Lady Like:
Of course not, darling. [closes door]

Tuff:
You think we're gonna get weird like that when we get old?

Tiff:
Probably.

Escargoon:
Sire, a message from your fortune teller.

King Dedede:
Well? What's my soothsayer say?

Escargoon:
I'm lookin', I'm lookin'! It says, "If you look for trouble, your trouble will double." [gasps]

King Dedede:
Hmph. What's that mumbo-gumbo supposed to mean?

Escargoon:
I'm not sure, but there's more.

King Dedede:
Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers?

Escargoon:
If it was, I wouldn't tell you. It says, "Your account is past due. Pay up, you cheap tightwad!" [Dedede hammers him] Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged.

King Dedede:
Well I'll show her. I'm orderin' a new monster.

Escargoon:
Did you order me some aspirin?

Escargoon:
I'll tell you one thing. That's the first time in my life I had a good head on my shoulders.

King Dedede:
Yeah, it was real easy to carry 'cause it wasn't enough limit.

Escargoon:
Least I don't have a waist size as big as my IQ.

King Dedede:
[laughs] You're a real cut-up, Slice n' Splice.

Slice n' Splice:
Thank you, Sire.

Escargoon:
Yes, he's very entertaining. Maybe he could work in the document shredding department.

King Dedede:
Slice n' Splice, we're gonna have some fun. Let's go show Cappy Town what you can do.

Chief Bookem:
What's that?

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Don't know, but it looks unfriendly.

King Dedede:
Them Cappy-ccinos need half-and-half'in'! [sics Slice 'n Splice on the townsfolk, resulting in a massive mix-up of their body parts with several screams let out]

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Oh, this is baaaa-d.

Cappy:
Aw, are you kidding?

King Dedede:
[laughs] Un-baa-lievable!

Escargoon:
Why'd ya have to go and mix us up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous.

Tokkori:
Just look at me. I used to be fine and feathery. Now I'm fat and furry.

Rick:
Have a gander at me, mate! A mammal's gotta be bats to want wings!

Tokkori:
I want my body back as much as you do, but that there monster's too tough for us to tackle.

Rick:
Crikey. Kirby's gonna have to give that beast a shalackin' so I can get me fur back.

Tokkori:
Let's go find him.

Rick:
Right.

King Dedede:
Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! [laughs]

Chief Bookem:
King Dedede! [Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face] Body-snatchin's illegal.

King Dedede:
So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!

Chef Kawasaki:
I like lamb chops, but this is ridiculous.

[the Cappies are speaking in a way that's considered unintelligible]

Escargoon:
Listen, we don't wanna start a stampede. Let's give their bodies back and go after Kirby.

King Dedede:
Good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. Listen up! I've done decided to be magnanimous and give y'all yer Cappy bodies back. Slice n' Splice, stick 'em all back together!

Falala:
Uh, you guys look a little mixed up.

Fololo:
What happened?

Tuff:
They got the right heads but the wrong bodies!

Tokkori:
No kiddin', columbo.

Rick:
His monster mixed us up.

Tiff:
What monster?

Tokkori:
Dedede's monster, and Kirby's gotta change us back pronto!

Rick:
I'm fed up with havin' feathers.

Rick & Tokkori:
WE NEED KIRBY!

[Kirby comes running to everyone while saying "Fofa!" twice]

Tokkori:
There you are! We got big trouble, buddy-boy!

Rick:
Ah, mate's got a muzzle on his mouth.

Tokkori:
What's up with that, junior?

Escargoon:
Well, well. I guess we all have a male and a female side to our personality.

[The Boy Kirby and Girl Kirby laugh]

Falala:
I think we'd better keep it down guys.

Fololo:
Falala, they look just like us! See? One of them even has the same ribbon as you do.

Falala:
It's true, Fololo.

Fololo:
But at least they know where they came from.

Falala:
Yeah. Not like us.

Escargoon:
Freeze!

Slice n' Splice:
There's no escape.

Fololo & Falala:
Leave Kirby alone!

Slice n' Splice:
You two wimps think you can stop me?

Falala:
At least we can protect the Kirbys.

[Slice n' Splice laughs as he raises the moon rod, ready to strike all four as Fololo and Falala brace themselves, only to stop and look on at them in recognition]

Slice n' Splice:
You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.

Falala:
Fofa?

Fololo:
Who's that?

Boy Kirby & Girl Kirby:
Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!

Slice n' Splice:
Fofa was your name before I split you in two.

Fololo & Falala:
Huh?

Slice n' Splice:
[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.

Nightmare:
Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Brilliant idea, eNeMeE.

[Slice n' Splice carries Fofa to the Monster Delivery System]

Fofa:
No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.

Fofa:
In two?! No please, you can't!

[the N.M.E. Sales Guy lets out a short mischievous laugh as Slice n' Splice splits Fofa into Fololo and Falala before they are delivered to King Dedede]

King Dedede:
These puny two ain't monsters.

Escargoon:
Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.

King Dedede:
[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.

Sir Ebrum:
Ah, but Your Majesty...

Lady Like:
We already have a brand new mouth to feed.

King Dedede:
Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]

Falala:
So that's where we came from...

Fololo:
We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]

Slice n' Splice:
This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.

Fololo:
We're really Fofa.

Falala:
Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!

Fololo:
Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.

Falala:
We're closer than that.

Fololo & Falala:
We're really Fofa!

Fololo:
[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?

Falala:
Right, Fololo!

King Dedede:
Hmph.

Tiff:
[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.

Tuff:
I wonder what that sun rod does.

Tiff:
That must be the one that puts them back together.

Slice n' Splice:
You two will never be one again.

Fololo:
Yes, we will.

Falala:
We'll show you!

King Dedede:
Drop 'em, twerps, before Slice n' Splice blenderizes you both!

Tiff:
You know what to do.

[Kirby begins his inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard]

Slice n' Splice:
So you want it?! Take it! Here!

[Kirby stops inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard again and causing him to drop the moon rod, which he then happily inhales and transforms afterwards]

Tiff:
All right!

Tuff:
Nice goin', Kirby!

Fololo:
Yeah!

Meta Knight:
Kirby has transformed. He is now Cutter Kirby! Cutter Kirby can battle his opponent with the cutter on his cap.

Tiff:
Okay, it's your turn.

Fololo:
Right.

Falala:
Do it, Tiff!

Tiff:
Get ready!

[before Tiff can use the sun rod, Slice n' Splice explodes, causing it to disintegrate]

King Dedede:
Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.

Escargoon:
Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."

King Dedede:
[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]

Tuff:
It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.

Tiff:
I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.

Falala:
That's okay. We may have two bodies...

Fololo:
But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]

Kirby:
Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]

Tiff:
Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.

Kirby:
[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]

Tiff:
He doesn't get it.

Kirby:
Fofa!

Fololo:
[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.

Falala:
And I'm Falala.

Fololo & Falala:
Fololo and Falala!

Kirby:
Fololo. Falala.

Mayor Len:
Lunatics! This is a road, not a bumper car track!

Escargoon:
It's your fault. I guess you haven't heard the King's always got the right of way.

King Dedede:
Just ask the DDDMV!

Escargoon:
You could have been hurt in that crash, but luckily your stomach acts as a built-in airbag.

Tuggle:
The King's firing Chief Bookem?

Chef Kawasaki:
There goes my doughnut sales.

Chief Bookem:
The Rough Rangers Squad is the toughest fighting force on the planet. My buddies and me got stuck in some real jams on the battlefield, but we never gave up. It's like us Rangers always say, Tuff: "Always try!"

Escargoon:
Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal!

Tuff:
[While Driving Dedede's Tank And Yelling At The Same Time] Driving sure is a lot harder than it looks!

Chief Bookem:
What?! This isn't good! That road leads to the Booma-Dooma Volcano! There's no telling when that thing's gonna blow!

King Dedede:
Aw, my paper's in pieces! Grr... if that's how y'all gonna play it, i'm gonna up the ante!

Chief Bookem:
[to the bees, about Dedede and Escargoon] Company bee, arrest these crooks!

Escargoon:
Leave us alone, don't pollinate something!

King Dedede:
Don't you dare sting yo king!

Escargoon:
[shaking] You don't want to eat me! I'm bitter...r...r...

King Dedede:
What better way to honor your King than to let him sauté you?

Escargoon:
[whimpered] I never thought I'd go like this...

King Dedede:
[trying samples of Kawasaki's food] Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter!

Escargoon:
I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!

King Dedede:
There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"!

Tuff:
Popon? That's a wacky name.

King Dedede:
What's that thing he's got?

Escargoon:
I don't know what he's got, but I've got whiplash.

[Kirby and the Robot Pet scream "Poyo!" and bark respectively at them, angrily]

King Dedede:
That's one of them computer canines! I want one of 'em, too. Where'd he get that?

Escargoon:
I don't know. Probably from that toy shop in Cappy Town.

King Dedede:
Now what do I look like, some little nitwit?

Gengu:
I wouldn't say little. Definitely not.

Tiff:
But even so, why would somebody make a toy with shock powers? I wonder.

Gengu:
I wanted to make Kirby another pet, but nothin' can replace the friend he lost.

Waddle Doo:
I'm sorry sire, but it wasn't my fault. Somebody must have sabotaged the drawbridge!

Sir Ebrum:
I dare say we have a spirit among the spirits, if you'll pardon the unintentional pun, sire.

Tiff:
But, I saw it, too. I heard footsteps, like somebody was following me!

Tiff:
I bet it's one of those monsters!

Sir Ebrum:
Is this another plot against Kirby?!

King Dedede:
I ain't plotting against nobody! And there ain't no ghost 'cause there can't be no such a thing!

Lady Like:
But then what was it that flew in my window?

Sir Ebrum:
Why were those bottles floating?!

Tiff:
There's a ghost here!!

King Dedede:
NUAAAAAAGGGHHHH THE GHOST IS AFTER ME! AND I GOTTA DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT GETS MEEEEEEEAHAHAHA!!!!

King Dedede:
Uhh... maybe it was just a pigment of your imagination!

Escargoon:
I'd love to help you find the ghost, sire, but I'm afraid I'm just too afraid to!

Meta Knight:
It appears you were able to shamboozle us all, Escargoon.

Sir Ebrum:
By jove! You suddenly had me believing in ghosts.

Lady Like:
Tuff, I'm ashamed of you!

Tuff:
King Dedede is always doing stuff to scare us. Why shouldn't we scare him?

Kirby:
Poyo!

Tiff:
Well, I guess bad things happen to bad kings!

[Everyone in the room but Meta Knight burst out laughing]

King Dedede:
[chasing Kirby, Tuff, Escargoon, Fololo And Falala] You all gonna be ghosts when I catch up with ya!

Ghost:
King Dededeeee....

King Dedede:
Huh? Kirby? Fololo? Falala? Then who's that over there?

Ghost:
Pay what you owwwweeeee...

Escargoon:
What's wrong, Sire? I haven't seen you this mad since yesterday.

Escargoon:
Take it easy on those turns.

King Dedede:
Just hang on to my throne.

Escargoon:
I'll hang on to the throne, Sire. It's my lunch I'm worried about.

King Dedede:
I'm their number one customer, and they ought to acknowledge that once in a while.

Escargoon:
Well, maybe they would if you pay the bill every once in a while.

King Dedede:
Pillows? What're they for?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Haven't you ever used one? They're for sleeping.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
The nightmares these pillows cause are of your number one enemy. They'll be so bad, your subjects will get rid of that little pink pest all by themselves.

Nightmare:
Yes. And soon those sleepy-headed simpletons will be doing my work for me.

Tiff:
[Hypnotized] We must destroy Kirby. Destroy Kirby!

King Dedede:
Lucky little lump.

Tiff:
A fish who can write...

Kine:
A lot of fish are very educated because we spend so much time in schools.

Tiff:
Me, your girlfriend?!

Tuff:
[Laughing] Yeah, Tiff. And he can be your Gillfriend!

Chef Kawasaki:
Ah... the catch of the day.

Tuff:
Stop! That's not sushi, that's Tiff's boyfriend!

Chef Kawasaki:
Her... boyfriend?

Tiff:
You see how dangerous it is?

Tuff:
You're lucky. You must have nine lives.

Kine:
Maybe that means I'm part catfish...

Dr. Yabui:
Noddy monsters can put their enemies into a deep sleep. I'm afraid little Kirby could sleep for a very long time. A century at worst.

Dr. Yabui:
The Pukey Flower is a golden bloom, found in the wilds of Babagahara. Legend has it that one whiff of this magic golden blossom is enough to stir one from even the deepest of slumbers.

Fololo & Falala:
Babagahara? I've heard of that place. No one who goes there has ever come back!

Escargoon:
This plant plan's startin' to grow on me.

King Dedede:
Yeah, that Pukey Flower's one bad blossom! It pops up little Noddy berries, the critters gobble them up, and the owners can't wake 'em. (laughs)

Escargoon:
They think a whiff of the Pukey will wake them up, but then the Pukey eats them up!

King Dedede:
And now it's time for Kirby.

Escargoon:
Lunch time. [the two burst into laughter]

Kirby:
[snoring, sleep-talking] Picnic...picnic...

[Tuff gasps]

Kirby:
[sleep-talking again] Pic...nic....

Tuff:
Kirby! Glad you're okay, buddy!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
WARNING: You have entered the Nightmare Enterprises web server and I want to know why.

Knuckle Joe:
There's a powerful Star Warrior livin' somewhere in Dream Land. And I'm here to destroy him.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
It seems that I can be of assistance. I wish you luck on your journey.

Knuckle Joe:
Get ready... 'cause now I'm comin' to get ya!

King Dedede:
GET THAT GUY!!! GUARDS!!!

Knuckle Joe:
My name's Knuckle Joe.

Tiff:
Knuckle Joe?

Meta Knight:
What!?

Knuckle Joe:
Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?

[Tiff and Tuff gasp]

Knuckle Joe:
I know he's here. Where is he?

[Dedede and Escargoon both grunt in confusion]

Escargoon:
Majesty, he means...

King Dedede:
Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.

Knuckle Joe:
Then spill your guts, tubby.

King Dedede:
Uhhh, tubby?

Escargoon:
Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]

King Dedede:
[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.

Knuckle Joe:
Look out... Kirby.

Knuckle Joe:
I come lookin' for a Star Warrior, and I wind up with a beach ball.

Meta Knight:
There is no reason to battle Kirby, my friend. The one you seek is me.

Knuckle Joe:
He wasn't a father! He was... a weakling!

Meta Knight:
I am glad that he is gone then, so that he will not have to see what a monster you have become.

Knuckle Joe:
What? I ain't no monster!

Meta Knight:
Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.

Knuckle Joe:
Huh?

Tiff:
Knuckle Joe, what we do makes us monsters. And now, look what you've done to Kirby.

Tuff:
That's what a monster would do.

Knuckle Joe:
You're wrong, 'cause I'm not a monster!

Meta Knight:
But you lived by hatred. And hatred is what eNeMeE loves.

Knuckle Joe:
I told ya, Meta Knight... I'm not a monster.

Meta Knight:
I know, Joe. I know.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King.

King Dedede:
I've had it with this weather. I've gotta do something to beat the heat and cool down this kingdom!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job.

King Dedede:
You call this thing an Ice Dragon? Looks like somethin' you win in a carnival.

Tuff:
Hey Tiff, this rain's frozen.

Tiff:
I should've known all along! When moisture freezes, it crystallizes and becomes snow.

Tiff:
This doesn't make sense. Cappy Town's never had snow before.

Escargoon:
Heh! He turned steamin' Dream Land into a winter wonderland!

Meta Knight:
Yes. Perhaps he is behind this... snow job.

Kirby:
Chilly! Chilly! Chilly!

Tuff:
Chilly, you're made out of snow, right... but you're alive?

Tokkori:
Snow's strictly for penguins. I ain't gonna freeze my feathers off!

King Dedede:
This weather ain't gonna be done with 'til Kirby's on ice, but Chilly's too much of a chump to do it.

Tiff:
So that's where all the snow came from. And Chilly, too.

Tuff:
That thing's huge! If this keeps goin'...

Tiff:
Dream Land's gonna be buried in a blizzard!

King Dedede:
You listen up, Ice Dragon. Stomp this fool into Chilly powder!

Tiff:
It's too warm for a snowman to live here.

[Chilly's hat and bell, which is all that's left of him, is shown sinking deep into the ocean]

Tiff:
Goodbye, Chilly.

Kirby:
Chilly...!

Tiff:
And on that day, all of our dreams came true. The beautiful princess married the handsome prince and they all lived happily ever after. How'd you like that story, Kirby?

Kirby:
Poyo.

Tuff:
Ah, I think these fairy tales are bogus. All that prince and princess junk's all made up, anyway.

Tiff:
Maybe so, but fairy tales aren't supposed to be like real life.

Sir Ebrum:
Children! Children, we have incredibly exciting news!

Lady Like:
A princess is coming to visit Cappy Town!

Tiff:
What?

Tuff:
You mean a real life princess?

Kirby:
Poyo?

Sir Ebrum:
Yes, the princess Rona! She's making a tour of Dream Land and she's scheduled a short visit with us!

Tiff:
Princess Rona?

Kirby:
Poyo.

Lady Like:
We don't have time to talk! The princess is coming, we have to skedaddle!

Tuff:
He-hey! This is awesome!

Tiff:
You said princesses were junk.

Tuff:
Princesses in fairy tales are, but princesses in Cappy Town aren't!

Kirby:
Poyah!

King Dedede:
Say what? A princess?

Escargoon:
Her name's Princess Rona, and I've heard through the great find that she's a real peach.

King Dedede:
She sure sounds like a big hunk of heaven to me.

Escargoon:
Not so quick, King Casanova. How do you know she's available?

King Dedede:
[hugs Escargoon] Why else would she be comin' to Cappy Town but to find herself a royal husband? [throws Escargoon aside] Now get there straight to work! We gonna have ourselves a royal weddin'!

Tuff:
Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.

Tiff:
And what is that supposed to mean?

Tuff:
Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.

Tiff:
Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...

"Commander Vee":
You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.

Tiff:
I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.

"Commander Vee":
And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.

Tuff:
[groans] What's amiable mean?

"Commander Vee":
And who's your little pink pet?

Tiff:
Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.

"Commander Vee":
Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.

Kirby:
Poyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]

"Commander Vee":
[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.

King Dedede:
[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.

"Princess Rona":
I am very grateful, King.

King Dedede:
Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.

"Commander Vee":
I'm afraid that won't be possible.

King Dedede:
Yeah? Why not?

"Commander Vee":
Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.

King Dedede:
What's that?

Escargoon:
Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.

"Commander Vee":
It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.

Kirby:
Poyo.

"Commander Vee":
On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.

"Princess Rona":
Yes. Thank you very much.

King Dedede:
That Vee vermin's makin' it hard for me to catch myself a queen.

Escargoon:
Well it's not all his fault. Honestly, you're not exactly personality plus.

King Dedede:
I'm gonna practice my proposal.

[later, King Dedede, Escargoon, and the Waddle Dees have set up a scene to practice the marriage proposal, with Escargoon perched up high]

King Dedede:
[practicing his proposal to Princess Rona] Ah, sweet princess, of my heart.

Escargoon:
[swoons]

King Dedede:
From the moment I laid my big ol' eyes on your big ol' head, I knew you were my love.

Escargoon:
[swoons again]

King Dedede:
And to show you how much I love you, I wrote a little thingy. This is when we cue the music. You over there, hit the button!

[The Waddle Dee starts playing the music]

King Dedede:
Oh, don't you know, I love you, baby yeah ♪ I love you ♪

Escargoon:
I give you four stars for presentation. [gets hit by Dedede's notebook]

King Dedede:
Yeah, you'll see! She will be mine!

Tuff:
You sure are popular, Princess Rona.

Professor Curio:
Greetings, Princess.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Welcome to Cappy Town.

Chef Kawasaki:
Hey, Princess!

"Princess Rona":
Thank you all for your warm hospitality.

Chief Bookem:
What an honor.

Professor Curio:
She's the prettiest princess who's ever been here.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Well, she's the only princess who's ever been here, Curio.

Tiff:
Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.

Professor Curio:
Royal Guard, eh?

Tuggle:
What, no princess?

Mayor Len Blustergas:
He's no Princess Rona.

Tiff:
Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.

"Commander Vee":
Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.

Tiff:
You would?

[Kirby starts inhaling the food at the stands, starting with Tuggle's hot dogs]

Tuggle:
Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!

[Kirby inhales the cotton candy next, much to Mayor Len's worry]

"Commander Vee":
[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!

Tiff:
Uh...

"Commander Vee":
Kirby, do you mind if I try some?

Mayor Len Blustergas:
But that's just junk food.

["Vee" tastes the cotton candy anyway]

"Commander Vee":
Mmm. What do you call this?

Tiff:
[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?

"Commander Vee":
No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.

[everyone laughs]

Tiff:
I know we're having fun, Commander. But don't you have to get back to the princess?

"Commander Vee":
She can take care of herself a little while longer. We should all have as much fun as we can, while we can.

Tuff:
Hey, Tiff!

Tiff:
What's the matter, Tuff? I thought you were with Princess Rona.

Tuff:
I was, but she's so boring. I try to talk to her about stuff, but all she says is "How interesting."

"Commander Vee":
[laughs] Well, Tuff, that's because Princess Rona has been taught to be extremely polite. Being a princess is a very boring job.

Tiff:
Boring?

"Commander Vee":
That's right. You have no idea the kind of terrible life a princess has to lead. It's like no life at all! I'd trade a princess's life for yours any day!

Sir Ebrum:
Did you get a glimpse of our coastline as you came in, Princess Rona?

"Princess Rona":
Yes, it was so beautiful and interesting, Sir Ebrum.

Lady Like:
[sighs]

[suddenly, the Waddle Dees close the curtains to the surprise of Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, and "Princess Rona", and King Dedede bursts in wearing a blue tuxedo and carrying a rose, dancing across the table towards "Rona" before the Waddle Dees generate smoke effects and Escargoon hands him a microphone]

King Dedede:
I wanna make you miiiine ♪ Oh yeeeah, babyyy ♪ How's about we get hitched, honey?

Sir Ebrum:
Good gracious!

[Lady Like faints and Sir Ebrum catches her]

King Dedede:
Marry me, sugar pie. Can't you see I wanna make you my one and only flushin' bride?

Real Princess Rona:
Excuse me!

[King Dedede gasps]

Real Princess Rona:
King Dedede, I see you still persist in trying to woo the princess. [the Waddle Dees focus their lights on her] However, the princess remains unmoved by your misguided affection.

King Dedede:
You stay outta this, ya pointy-headed pipsqueak!

Real Princess Rona:
Then the princess will speak for herself.

"Princess Rona":
I am sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal.

[Dedede's rose shatters like glass]

King Dedede:
[cries] I wanna marry the pretty princess!

Escargoon:
[To Princess Rona] You've broken the king's heart! [softly] How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.

King Dedede:
You've made a mock-aroon of me, Mushroom Head! Let's duel! [throws glove at Rona]

Lady Like:
Ebrum... [faints and is caught by Sir Ebrum again]

Real Princess Rona:
I accept your challenge.

Tiff:
Oh, no.

Kirby:
Poyo.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
I knew King Dedede was a chicken.

Gengu:
That's no fair!

King Dedede:
Oh yeah? Well have you ever known me to play fair?! [laughs]

Escargoon:
You might wanna duck, sire.

King Dedede:
[laughs] Just what's he tryin' to inhale?

Escargoon:
Your sword there.

Tuff:
Now he's Sword Kirby!

Princess Rona:
That's astonishing!

King Dedede:
Hey, that there's cheatin'!

Tiff:
Using monsters is cheating.

Tiff:
That fish is fierce competition!

Tuff:
There's gotta be a way to beat it.

Chef Kawasaki:
I know a way. Just turn it into sushi!

Chef Kawasaki:
Hey King Dedede, I didn't know you and Escargoon were into sushi.

King Dedede:
Get it off of me.

Elder Pipi:
Princess Rona!

Princess Rona:
Didn't I fool you?

Elder Pipi:
I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.

Chief Bookem:
Disguise?!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
That's the princess?!

Chief Bookem:
What's going on here?!

Princess Rona:
I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.

Elder Pipi:
I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.

Princess Rona:
We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.

[everyone laughs]

Tuggle:
Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.

King Dedede:
My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?

Escargoon:
Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.

Princess Rona:
[now in proper attire] My friends, thank you for everything.

Tiff:
Thank you. It was an honor, Rona.

Princess Rona:
And Kirby... [the real Commander Vee, now in proper attire as well, hands her a medal shaped like her royal crest] For loyalty and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, I happily present to you this medal of honor. [gasps and then puts the medal away] This is too formal. [gently kisses Kirby on the forehead as he lets loose a joyful poyo and Tiff giggles before she and her people depart beck for Planet Pipi]

Tuff:
Hope she lives happily ever after.

Kirby:
Poyo.

Tuff:
What are we going to do, Tiff?

Tiff:
I'm thinking! It takes time to come up with great ideas!

[Tiff's stomach growls]

Tiff:
[looking embarrassed] My stomach thinks it's a great idea for us to find some lunch now.

Kit Cosmos:
The joker who trained these monsters didn't teach them a blasted thing about guerilla tactics in the jungle.

Tiff:
Kirby, I'm sure glad you made friends with Sergeant Cosmos.

Tuff:
Me too, but that guy's still kind of wacky.

Tiff:
He's been stuck on this island so long he thinks the Star Warriors still have an army.

Kit Cosmos:
[suddenly puts out Kirby and friends' fire that they were cooking their fish on] Are you kids out of your minds?! Lightin' a campfire at night will give away our position to the enemy!

Tuff:
Yeah, except we don't have any enemies.

Tiff:
And look. Now we don't have any dinner.

Kit Cosmos:
Tough luck. During some of my missions, I went weeks with nothin' to eat but dirt! A real warrior don't need no fancy luxuries like food!

Kit Cosmos:
I salute you, Meta Knight!

King Dedede:
Escargoon! Get this caterpillar off of me!

Escargoon:
I guess I used too much formula, but at least we know it works!

Tokkori:
These two stole your chick, and they were tryin' to turn it into a flyin' freakshow!

King Dedede:
Ninja alert! Guards, track down that ninja before he gets away with the scroll!

Chief Bookem:
You have the right to remain silent, ninja!

Benikage:
What's up with all this fake ninja stuff?

Benikage:
Keep away from the scroll, or prepare to battle a real ninja!

Benikage:
[sniff] They're plastic anyway...[cries]

Yamikage:
I want that scroll. Do not challenge me, or you will regret it.

Benikage:
Oh yeah? Well, that's what you think. I'm a ninja, too!

Yamikage:
Very well. You will have the chance to prove it.

Falala:
The ninja in the dark armor...

Fololo:
We found out that he works for Nightmare Enterprises.

Falala:
Yeah. He betrayed the Star Warriors.

Tiff:
He's the traitor?

Yamikage:
That was surely Meta Knight. Meta Knight and Kirby... someday, I will get my revenge.

Tiff:
Who's so important to ya?

Escargoon:
It's my... it's my... It's my mommy!

Chief Bookem:
Thanks to your son, crime is pretty low here. Of course, our taxes are pretty steep.

Escargoon's Mother:
Junior, you tax your subjects?!

Escargoon:
[to Mayor Len] No more taxes!

King Dedede:
[screams twice] You two's Escar-dentical!

Escargoon's Mother:
Why did that vulgar loudmouth call himself king?

Escargoon:
Eh... well...

Tiff:
Don't worry. That guy's just pretending to be king.

Escargoon's Mother:
He's pretending? But why?

Tiff:
It's his job to act crazy. Dedede's the court jester.

Escargoon's Mother:
Court jester? You mean he's a clown?

King Dedede:
[growls]

Tiff:
How's it going, Jester Dedede? I'd like to introduce you to Escargoon's mother!

King Dedede:
That's his mama? [laughs] Just goes to show your bananas don't fall far from the tree! [laughs even harder] Well at least now I can see where Escargoony gets all his looks from!

Escargoon's Mother:
Junior's always looked like me ever since he was a bitsy baby.

Escargoon's Mother:
Ahh, it's still so hard for me to believe that I'm the mother of a king.

Escargoon's Mother:
You're so kind. Oh, it must always be fun here with a jester like Dedede!

King Dedede:
I ain't no gesture!

King Dedede:
[horrified, about his Drifter parachute] It's been De-De-Disintegrated!

Escargoon:
(after WolfWrath has gotten away from him and Dedede) Ah, I don't think it's housebroken.

Dedede:
That WolfWrath monster of yours better not wreck my castle. This ain't no doghouse!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I'm afraid WolfWrath doesn't take too well to training, Triple D. He's kind of a hot dog and if you try to break him, you'll get burned! [laughs]

Dedede:
Huh? It'll attack me?!

[the N.M.E. Sales Guy laughs again]

Escargoon:
[about WolfWrath's battle with Meta Knight] Look, it's battling Meta Knight, not Kirby!

Dedede:
Grr... Meta Knight oughtta mind his own fleaswax and let WolfWrath turn Kirby into toast!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Don't sweat it, Triple D. That monster can wipe out a whole army of Star Warriors.

Escargoon:
KITCHEEEEENNNNN!!! Where's the chow, ya chowder-heads? His highness is hungry up here!

Waddle Doo:
But we just served the king a ten-course meal.

Dedede:
All of them appetizers was un-appetizin'. Bring me ten different courses and make it snappy!

Waddle Doo:
Right! [he and the Waddle Dees make another ten-course meal and start bringing it to the king] Hup, two, three, four, we bring the food and he wants more, five, six, seven, eight, the king had better watch his weight.

Sword Knight:
We should have stayed to protect Kirby.

Blade Knight:
[mumbling] Our promise.

Sword Knight:
We're sorry, kids. We won't let it happen again.

Tiff:
That's okay. The only reason you two were reckless was because you knew Meta Knight was in trouble.

Tuff:
You guys sure are loyal to him. How'd you meet him?

Kirby:
Poyo.

Blade Knight:
[mumbling] Long time ago.

Sword Knight:
Back when Meta Knight and the Star Warriors were battling Nightmare's monster armies. (begins flashback) The struggle turned the whole galaxy into a wasteland. To survive, we became bandits.

[Meta Knight is running up the side of the canyon when Blade Knight and Sword Knight step in his way]

Meta Knight:
Out of my way. Let me pass!

Sword Knight:
Oh, we'll be happy to let you pass, for a price.

[Blade Knight mumbling]

Meta Knight:
I have no time for your games. The monster that is chasing me is truly dangerous.

Sword Knight:
We're dangerous too.

Meta Knight:
I warn you. Leave now while you still have a chance.

[WolfWrath's howl is heard above all three as it leaps down and attacks by surprise]

Blade Knight:
Away! Away! [mumbling]

[Sword Knight attacks but is thrown aside by WolfWrath. It spits a fireball at them only for it to be reflected back by Meta Knight]

Meta Knight:
Run. Quickly! [Blade Knight and Sword Knight hide as he then fights back against WolfWrath and ultimately forces it into a nearby lake as the flashback ends]

Sword Knight:
We were just a pair of lousy crooks.

Blade Knight:
Meta Knight [mumbling] rescued us.

Tiff:
So that's why you follow him.

Tuff:
'Cause he saved you both.

Sword Knight:
[about the weapons hung on the wall of their master's living room] Those things on the wall... We used them to rob and steal. Now they remind us of what fools we were before we met Meta Knight.

Dedede:
[snacking on his latest ten-course meal] What's takin' them guards so long to track my monster?

Escargoon:
Finish your snack, sire. I'm checkin' the cameras. [sees WolfWrath blowing fire everywhere it goes, even at the cameras] Ahh! What's it doing?! [sees even more of the castle halls on fire] Ah! WolfWrath's a fire dog!

Dedede:
[gasps in anger and starts yelling at the N.M.E. Sales Guy] What're you tryin' to pull here?! That monster's barbecuin' my whole castle!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Oops! I guess I forgot to mention that. WolfWrath needs to set fires to get the strength for its attacks.

Dedede:
[growling with anger, he's finally had enough and he gives an order to the Waddle Dees] Throw that WolfWrath outta here!

Sword Knight:
Blade. Remember how Meta Knight saved us when WolfWrath cornered us?

Blade Knight:
Hm. Aye. [mumbling]

[flashback to when Meta Knight and WolfWrath fell into the nearby lake]

Sword Knight:
Water is WolfWrath's one weakness.

Blade Knight:
[mumbling] Put it out.

Tiff:
He's waking up!

Fololo:
The monster's fang is gone.

Falala:
The spell is broken!

[Sir Ebrum and Lady Like hug each other in joy]

Tiff:
Thanks, Kirby.

Tuff:
Yeah!

Sword Knight:
Brings back memories, don't it, Blade?

Blade Knight:
[mumbling]

[last flashback of the episode begins, showing both Sword and Blade kneeling behind Meta Knight]

Meta Knight:
So. Are you two sure you want to join me?

Blade Knight:
You're [mumbling] great warrior.

Sword Knight:
We want to make your cause our cause.

Meta Knight:
I will tell you what we must do. We must search for a new warrior... one who will defeat eNeMeE and bring justice to our galaxy.

Sword Knight:
From that moment on, we became Meta Knight's followers.

Blade Knight:
And, [mumbling] loyal to him.

[both Sword Knight and Blade Knight look on proudly at Kirby's triumphant pose with Galaxia as light from the sky shines down on him. The episode ends without the usual star fade-out animation]

Lovely:
[to Whispy Woods] But Whispy, these oxygen-breathers can't possibly mean more to you than I do.

Tiff:
Dedede made us think he was making appliances, but he was really building a giant robot.

Tuff:
That creep! I'd like to tear it apart with my bare hands!