Life Unexpected, Season 2

Baze:
I want to be the one to fix this. I want to be the one to make this right. I'm going to rebuild this bar from the ground up. Fix everything else in my life that's broken.

Bug:
We know we want to be together forever.

Lux:
Yes, yes! Of course!

Baze:
Hi.

Cate:
Word on the street is that you're going to be okay.

Baze:
Yeah, sorry.

Lux:
Do you know what I keep thinking about? That night. You can say what you want, but to me, it was real.

Eric:
Lux, it was real.

Cate:
We're you're family now me and Lux.

Ryan:
So what? Paige isn't?

Baze:
When are you gonna do it?

Math:
Do what?

Baze:
Sack up and ask her out.

Ryan:
I can get used to this trying for a baby thing. Want to try again?

Baze:
(to Jones) Little dude, you better keep your hands to yourself.

Eric:
(to Lux) I get what you're doing, even though you don't.

Jones:
: This is fun, hanging out with you.

Tasha:
: Well, I'm no Lux.

Jones:
Tasha, I came to the concert because you asked me.

Cate:
All I really wanted was to be better than my mom was.

Louise:
Maybe that's all she ever wanted for you too.

Cate:
I'm not Jones. I'm always going to be there.

Baze:
Our mistake was asking permission. We don't ask. We take.

Cate:
(to Lux) I'm not Jones. I'm always going to be there.

Emma:
This is just wrong.

Baze:
Emma, no it's not.

Emma:
It is for a million reasons

Lux:
Why do you care? Why do you care if I show up for stupid tutoring or not?

Eric:
Because maybe tutoring is the only way I can spend time with you without it being wrong. It's the only thing we can actually do together.

Ryan:
Cate, what would you have done, not now, but then, if he had told you he loved you? Would you have called off the wedding?

Cate:
I don't know.

Cate:
So what? I'm just supposed to be okay that she's not pregnant? What if she were pregnant, would you have called off the wedding?

Ryan:
I don't know.

Eric:
(to Lux) I can't... I won't actually.

Lux:
What?

Eric:
Let you go. (takes her hand)

Math:
Tell me you didn't bring a date.

Ryan:
No, I brought a chaperon to take Ryan's spot. You're welcome.

Math:
If you first don't succeed...

Cate:
Bite me.

Ryan:
(to Baze) What the hell man. If I wanted to spoon, I'd taken up a tent with Cate.

Ryan:
You know what they say about break-up sex...

Cate:
Or make-up sex. But we're not making up are we?

Ryan:
I don't know.

Cate:
(to Ryan) I'm fighting for you.

Eric:
(to Lux) You are a grown up trying to act like a kid.

Emma:
(to Baze) All I wanted to do tonight is get to know you better.

Cate:
When you will grow up you will realizes that relationships are complicated.

Emma:
I think I'm falling in love with you.

Baze:
I think I am too. With you. Not me. That would be weird. Falling in love with myself.

Cate:
What I asked you is are you 100% completely over her?

Ryan:
No.

Cate:
(to Ryan) With whom, who. Yeah, you know. Your NBF. The guy you go camping with, who you drink beers without the whole yap yap.

Cate:
Is it hot in here or is it me. It's me!

Math:
No worries, I have a stain stick.

Paige:
(to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.

Paige:
Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?

Ryan:
Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.

Baze:
(to Emma) I'm not jealous okay, and apparently I'm not even your boyfriend.

Baze:
I can't Emma and I decided to get tapas.

Jamie:
I'm going to pretend for the sake of your manhood you said topless.

Counselor:
A healthy relationship can't be built on lies.

Emma:
(to Baze) I'm jealous of how everything is so easy for you.

Sam:
I'm sure my mom will confirm it. The only screw up here is me.

Emma:
(to Baze) What happened to your kid being the responsible one and Sam being safe with her?

Sam:
(to Lux) Whoa you don't have a license?

Lux:
(to Sam) Screw you and your stupid joint.

Baze:
Just think of it like a good deed. Like when you donate hair or hang out with old people. Makes you feel good inside.

Eric:
Don't you get it by now Lux? For you I'd do anything.

Ryan:
Cate, you're over simplifying what I said. I hate when you do that. At least I tried to give an honest answer. Any chance you figured out why you married me?

Kelly:
Stop talking about my sex life.

Ryan:
Stop talking about my marriage.

Lux:
Baze is making a turkey the size of a toddler.

Tasha:
That makes me hungry.

Cate:
Mom needs your help.

Abby:
Why? All the wine is twist off or in a box.

Sam:
(to Lux) Don't worry about it. What's a little hit and run between friends.

Eric:
Lux, you have a minute?

Sam:
(to Lux) Oh! It looks like your boyfriend is calling you.

Cate:
(to Valerie) Being a parent means putting the kid first. You were her mom once. Be her mom again.

Lux:
I don't think I could take losing another mom. I don't think I could take losing you.

Lux:
Seriously, what is your problem?Tasha: You. You are my problem.

Baze:
(to his dad) I don't want to talk especially to you. I want to find this guy and beat his head in.

Baze:
(to Lux) Don't worry kiddo, one way or another the truth about this guy is finally coming out.

Baze:
(to his dad) Emma's helping me. You're the one that made me choose, remember? She's my family now.

Eric:
What do you want to talk about?

Lux:
I don't want to talk any more.

Cate:
You don't have to be St. Ryan. You can still back out.

Ryan:
I am not a Saint.

Lux:
(about her foster dad) Most girls in junior high have their first kiss playing spin the bottle, mine was with him.

Cate:
You can't fix things with me, Baze, because we're broken. And we're always going to be broken.

Lux:
(to Eric about hitch hiking) I'm not going to get into a random car - again.

Eric:
Buck up, people might surprise you.

Eric:
(giving Lux his digits) My number - in case you want to go see something else sometime.

Cate:
(about Baze) Lux, he ran into a burning building because I told him that you were in there. So no, I don't think he's going to be okay.

Lux:
Thanks Aunt Paige - what? She asked me to call her that.

Baze:
Alright kiddo, whoever you're looking pretty for is one lucky kid.

Cate:
If Baze can pass Westmonte, so can she.

Eric:
I'm a liar? You were working in a bar. Wearing an engagement ring.

Cate:
Are you telling me I just inhaled a loaf of pot banana bread?

Cate:
Baze thank G-d you answered. How do you get yourself unhigh?

Lux:
During parent teacher conferences I was always minus the parent.

Lux:
If you want a daughter that's you, I'm sorry, but I think you've got the wrong kid.

Ryan:
I got an idea - how about guys vs. girls. Baze and I will be on the same team for once.

Lux:
Eric give it up! There's just no deep dark secret why I'm bad at school.

Ryan:
You ever think that the next kid that comes into this house, I'd want to be mine?

Lux:
Stop! I think I just broke my butt!

Haley James Scott:
I was pregnant senior year of high school. I actually went into labor during by valedictorian speech."

Cate Cassidy:
"I was pregnant in high school too. Valedictorian. Knocked up by the quterback."

Haley James Scott:
"Forward. Nathan."

Cate Cassidy:
"Nate."

Haley James Scott:
"If you tell me you're preganant with your second we're officially in a episode of the twilight zone."