Little Britain, Series Three

[After Marjorie draws Pat as a pig on the board]

Pat:
You know what, I don't need this anymore. I'm not losing weight. Every time I come here, you're horrible to me. [Gets up from her seat] I've had enough.

Marjorie Dawes:
Wait, don't go.

Pat:
Well apologize, say sorry than.

Marjorie:
Say what?

Meera:
Say sorry.

Marjorie:
[To Meera] What?

Meera:
Say sorry.

Marjorie:
No I can't...Do it again!

Meera:
Say sorry.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Meera:
Say sorry.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Meera:
Say sorry.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Paul:
Just say sorry to her!

Marjorie:
[To Meera] Oh, you want me to say sorry. Well, why didn't you say that?

Meera:
I did.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Meera:
I did.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Meera:
I did.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Meera:
I did.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

Pat:
I'm waiting for an apology.

Marjorie:
[To Meera] I'll come back to you, my love.

Pat:
I just can't see why you can't say sorry.

Paul:
Yeah, go on.

Marjorie:
I can. I can say sorry.

Paul:
Well, say it.

Marjorie:
I'm going to say it any minute now.

Pat:
Go on.

Marjorie:
[Quietly] Si.

Pat:
I didn't hear that.

Marjorie:
Well, I said it so...

Paul:
[Gets up from his seat about to leave with everyone else] Yeah, well we didn't hear it either, come on.

Marjorie:
No wait, I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say it! [Repeats it a few times. Marjorie walks over to Pat, takes her hands.]

Marjorie:
Pat, I am very...sorry... [shouts] THAT'S YOU'RE SO FAT!!! Oh no, it just came out.

[Pat, Paul and the rest of the Fat Fighters group leave]

Meera:
Don't worry, we are not coming back.

Marjorie:
Do it again!

[Meera waves her hand in disgust and leaves]