Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Season 2

Lord Zedd:
I am Lord Zedd, emperor of all I seek. You have failed to complete the mission assigned to you. I will now resume command! Prepare the palace for my return!

Goldar:
Lord Zedd has returned!

Rita:
Ohh, he's gonna ruin everything.

Baboo:
Bu-but where is Lord Zedd?

Goldar:
Where he belongs - his Chamber of Command!

Rita:
I got such a headache...

Goldar:
Deal with it! I'm going to meet my Emperor!

Lord Zedd:
I am Lord Zedd. Identify yourself.

Goldar:
Excellency, surely you remember me: Goldar, your faithful servant.

Lord Zedd:
Ah, yes, Goldar. The groveling one.

Goldar:
I surrender myself to serve and obey you only. It is good to have you back, Lord Zedd.

Lord Zedd:
Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you will serve me well.

Goldar:
Yes.

Lord Zedd:
For that, I shall restore to you what was once taken away.

[In a burst of fire, Goldar's wings appear.]

Goldar:
Lord Zedd, I thank you! You will not regret this!

Lord Zedd:
See that I don't.

Rita:
Ahh, my brave and powerful Lord Zedd! What a pleasant surprise! Welcome! How can I be of service to you? [to Goldar] Traitor!

[Rita kneels.]

Rita:
Oh, Lord Zedd, give me another chance! I will not fail again!

Lord Zedd:
Quiet! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!

Goldar:
I have always said that, my Lord.

Rita:
You gold-bellied rat!

[Goldar laughs in her face.]

Lord Zedd:
You have made me very angry!

Zordon:
Power Rangers, the thing I have feared most has happened. Lord Zedd has returned.

Billy:
Who's Lord Zedd?

Zordon:
Rita and her minions' lord and master.

Kimberly:
You mean there's somebody worse than Rita?

Zordon:
I'm afraid so. Lord Zedd has been ruling over darker places within another galaxy. Eons ago he left Rita in charge to carry out his orders. Since she has failed to do so...

Trini:
He's come back to finish the job.

Tommy:
Will we be able to defeat him, Zordon?

Zordon:
I do not know, Rangers. I'm afraid your Zords may not be powerful enough to defeat Lord Zedd's magic.

Alpha 5:
Lord Zedd's power is unmatched by anything we've ever seen before!

Lord Zedd:
So, poor old Zordon is still around, eh? Little does he realize his pitiful, teenage do-gooders are no match for me.

Goldar:
Might I suggest we send down a group of Putties to attack the Rangers? They're in the open and will be easy prey.

[Lord Zedd laughs maniacally.]

Lord Zedd:
Your Putties are as useless to me as you are. I have my own army of Putties, the likes of which you have never seen!

Goldar:
Of course.

Lord Zedd:
Observe, you simpering fool.

[Lord Zedd brings his Putties to life.]

Rita:
Oh, Lord Zedd! Please, let me send down another monster! I'll prove to you that I can finish the job!

Goldar:
I don't think so!

Rita:
Zip it, you gold monkey!

Goldar:
I oughta...

Lord Zedd:
Your days of control are over. There will be no other chances!

Rita:
Can't we talk?

Lord Zedd:
Silence! I have spoken.

Rita:
I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of Rita Repulsa!

[About Lord Zedd's Putties.]

Zordon:
You were lucky to find their weak spot so quickly. Apparently, the 'Z' on their chest is the source of their power.

Trini:
I'm sure Lord Zedd wasn't counting on us discovering it so soon.

Kimberly:
I wonder what he's got in store for us next.

Zack:
I got a feelin' it ain't Pudgy Pig.

[Four of the Zords have been frozen by Pirantishead.]

Lord Zedd:
Ah, perfect.

Goldar:
But Tyrannosaurus is still on the loose!

Lord Zedd:
That is all part of my plan. Their own weapon will be their undoing when my monster turns the Tyrannosaurus against the Rangers!

[Tommy leaves to join the battle.]

Zordon:
And may the Power protect them all.

Pirantishead:
Ho-ho, what fun! Your own Zords'll finish you off!

[Zordon is showing the Thunder Zords to the Rangers, via holograms in the sky.]

Zordon:
Jason, you will control the Red Dragon ThunderZord. His power is fierce and true. Trini, yours shall be the Griffin ThunderZord, swift and accurate. Zack, the Lion ThunderZord will have courage and strength. Billy, your Unicorn ThunderZord has mythological powers and wisdom. Kimberly, the Firebird ThunderZord shall be yours, powerful and agile. When joined together, all shall form the Thunder MegaZord.

Jason:
These new Zords are amazing.

Billy:
Woah... morphinominal.

Zack:
Lord Zedd is in for it now.

[Kimberly glances over at the solemn-looking Tommy.]

Kimberly:
Uhm, what about Tommy?

Alpha 5:
It's not yet known wether or not Tommy's powers will remain.

Tommy:
It's alright, guys. We knew this might happen. I just wish there was something I could do about it.

[Tommy looks up at the Thunder Zords.]

Lord Zedd:
Yes, carry on, my Pirantishead monster. Destroy Angel Grove. Soon, the whole world will be under my command!

Jason:
We gotta morph!

Zack:
I'm with you. There's no telling what that fish is up to next.

Zordon:
Rangers, I understand your concern, and I commend you for it. But without your Zords, you will not be able to defeat this monster, and might be seriously hurt in the process. Angel Grove and the world cannot afford that.

Lord Zedd:
Now, where are those pathetic Rangers? Ah, perfect. Out in the open. Just where I want them.

Goldar:
What do you have in mind, Lord Zedd?

Lord Zedd [chuckles]:
Just a little game of Cat and Mouse.

[Pirantishead is approaching Bulk and Skull.]

Skull:
Bulk, are we near a river?

Bulk:
No... what's the matter with you?

Skull:
Behind you... is a fish! A giant fish! A humongous fish!

Pirantishead [chuckles]:
Hello, boys.

[Bulk and Skull scream wildly.]

Pirantishead:
Going my way?

[Pirantishead blasts their four-wheelers, making them spin out of control.]

Lord Zedd:
You are a witness to greatness, Goldar. It is only a matter of time until I hold this world in the palm of my hand, to crush at will. The Power Rangers' efforts are futile. They'll never regain control of their old Zords. Without them, they are nothing.

Lord Zedd:
Now the time is at hand. The Power Rangers will witness the mass destruction of all they have fought to protect. The first wave of attack will be against those annoying humans called teenagers. After that? Heh. After that, the rest of the world shall easily fall.

Lord Zedd:
NO! This can't be! I will not tolerate being outsmarted by those Power Rangers!

Goldar:
They've regained control of their Zords.

Lord Zedd:
Not for long. I'll strip the Zords' power and return them to the depths of the Earth from whence they came!

[Pirantishead has grown to giant size.]

Pirantishead:
I'm hungry!

Jason:
Without out Zords, we don't stand a chance.

[Pirantishead glances down at the Rangers.]

Pirantishead:
Ah, lunch!

Zordon:
Rangers, you must face Pirantishead again. Call for the new Zords when you need them, and they will come. Tommy, your powers are too weak to support a new Zord. I'm sorry.

[Tommy drops his head.]

Alpha 5:
He can still morph, he just can't power a Zord. We'll keep trying to find a way to regenerate Tommy's powers, but right now, you've got to go and save Angel Grove and the world!

[The Rangers summon the Thunder Zords for the first time.]

Zack:
Mastodon, Lion ThunderZord Power!

Kimberly:
Pterodactyl, Firebird ThunderZord Power!

Billy:
Triceratops, Unicorn ThunderZord Power!

Trini:
Saber-Toothed Tiger, Griffin ThunderZord Power!

Jason:
Tyrannosaurus, Red Dragon ThunderZord Power!

Alpha 5:
Now that's more like it. Get 'em, Power Rangers. Reel in that overgrown guppy and send him back where he came from!

[The Thunder MegaZord is formed.]

Lord Zedd:
Zordon and his surprises. Well, they're not going to do him any good this time!

Tommy:
Wow. Those new Zords are amazing.

Alpha 5:
Yes, they are. But don't be sad. We'll find some way to bring your powers up to full.

Pirantishead:
I'll tear you apart with my bare fins!

Pirantishead:
Power Rangers, prepare to meet your doom!

Lord Zedd:
NO! I don't believe it. This is not the end, by any means. Zordon and his stupid Power Rangers shall not prevail again!

[Cut to Finster's laboratory.]

Finster:
Hmph. Well, if he'd used one of my monsters, none of this would've ever happened.

[Cut back to the Chamber of Command.]

Lord Zedd:
[roars angrily] I was so close to ridding myself of those annoying Power pests, but now, all that is ruined.

Goldar:
I'm sorry you failed, Excellency.

Lord Zedd:
I didn't fail, you simpering twit! You failed! You all failed, just like you failed before! [roars again]

Baboo:
Uh, did we do something wrong?

Lord Zedd:
SILENCE! They have won this time, but none of us shall rest until the Rangers are completely destroyed, and the Earth is reduced to mere cinders! [laughs]

[Zordon, Alpha 5 and the teens watch Rita on the viewing globe.]

Rita Repulsa:
[singing] 99 bottles of slime on the wall. 99 bottles of slime. You take one down and you pass it around. 98 bottles of slime on the wall!

[All the teens, including Alpha and Zordon laugh at Rita from the viewing globe.]

Zordon:
[singing] 99 bottles of slime on the wall, 99 bottles of slime!

[All the teens resume laughing.]

Primator:
Prepare to meet your doom! I am Primator!

Trini:
Where are the others, you guys?

Billy:
I'm not sure. We all teleported together.

Jason:
Keep your eyes open. [sees a weakening "Green Ranger" ahead] Look! There's Tommy!

Fake Green Ranger:
You guys! I'm losin' my powers! That ape was just too much! Why don't we just give up?

[Jason kicks him]

Jason:
The real Tommy would never give up so easily, you bone-headed baboon!

Fake Green Ranger:
Soon you're all going to wish you gave up!

Billy:
[extracts his mirror] Why don't we try a little experiment, Tommy? Let's see if reflective light brings out a whole new you. [hands the fake Green Ranger the mirror] Go on. Take a look.

[the fake Green Ranger looks at his reflection]

Fake Green Ranger:
So what am I supposed to see?

[part of his helmet turns red]

Billy:
My, how colorful.

[the fake Green Ranger growls and turns back into Primator]

Billy:
Zack, be careful! He could turn up the heat and barbecue you anytime he wants!

Zack:
Aw, this guy's nothin'.

Saliguana:
Nothin'?! I'll show you nothin'! Here's a very hot somethin'!

[he spews fire at the Blue and Black Rangers]

Kimberly:
Zack, are you okay?

Zack:
[still sees her as a Putty] Kimberly?!

Miss Appleby:
Zack, do you have something to say?

[Zack pauses for a moment]

Kimberly:
Quit foolin' around.

Zack:
No, ma'am.

Miss Appleby:
I don't want anyone to say another word.

[Skull pushes the play button on his tape recorder]

Recording of Miss Appleby:
Another word.

Skull:
[nervously] Uh-oh!

Lord Zedd:
Are those dreams wearing you down, dear Tommy? Aww. When I get hold of the Sword of Power, your dream will become a real nightmare, and my dream a reality!

RoboGoat:
I am RoboGoat, ready to butt heads with the Power Rangers!

RoboGoat:
Once I have your powers, Lord Zedd will be unstoppable!

Jason:
No way, RoboGoat! Even one Ranger can take you out!

RoboGoat:
Why don't you ask your friend the Green Ranger how easy it was? You're next, Red Ranger!

Lord Zedd:
Curses to you, you meddling Power Rangers, for destroying my precious RoboGoat. And you! You cost me the Sword of Power!

Goldar:
I'm sorry I failed you, Master...

Lord Zedd:
I don't know why I don't clip your wings, you overgrown monkey. And you two! You two are just as useless. I should clip your ears and throw you in the trash with Rita!

Baboo:
We didn't do anything!

Squatt:
Yeah, we're innocent!

Lord Zedd:
Well, all is not lost, underlings. Although we held the Sword of Power for but a short time, the Green Ranger's powers are now a very short story indeed. And the final chapter? The final chapter is still being written.

Tommy:
I'm at the end, guys.

Kimberly:
Tommy, don't say that.

Tommy:
My powers are almost gone. That's what my dreams have been telling me, it's what I've been feeling inside.

Jason:
Man, you've been through it before. You came back strong.

Tommy:
Not this time. It's different This time it's for good. Lord Zedd's had it in for me ever since the beginning. And he's closing in.

Lord Zedd:
Welcome, Green Ranger. Glad you could drop by. In no time at all you'll be a powerless shell. But don't worry... your friends will be joining you soon!

Guitardo [singing]:
Succumb to me / Your thoughts are mine / See my music fill your mind

Guitardo:
Well, Pink Ranger, aren't you the songwriter? Let's see if you can come up with some lyrics for this little tune!

Tommy:
I have to morph, Zordon. Powers or not, I just can't stand by and watch my friends be destroyed. Kimberly can't hold out much longer on her own.

Alpha 5:
But Tommy, it's much too dangerous!

Tommy:
I don't care. I'm a Power Ranger 'til the end.

Guitardo:
Not bad, Greenie.

Tommy:
Yeah, but you haven't seen anything yet.

Kimberly:
Give it up, Guitardo!

Guitardo:
Intermission, I'll take a bow. But soon you'll be mine anyhow. Don't just stand and stare, join me at the fair!

[He teleports away.]

Guitardo [singing]:
Listen hard, and listen good / I got you like I knew I would

Zedd:
Pay attention, Goldar. The siphoning to the crystal is nearly complete. When the Green Ranger is rendered completely powerless, I want you to see to it...

[Turban Shell reappears]

Zedd:
Huh?! What are you doing back here, you worthless worm?!

Turban Shell:
I had to recharge my shell, your hideousness.

Zedd:
You're supposed to be fighting the Power Rangers!

Turban Shell:
I had them on the ropes, Lord Zedd.

Zedd:
What?!

Turban Shell:
Well, I almost...

Zedd:
And you let them go when you could've finished them?! You mollusk brain! Get back down there, and fight until the Green Ranger is through! Do you understand?!

Turban Shell:
As you command, oh patient one. I shall not fail you. [disappears]

Zack:
You guys don't know what you're doin'!

Jason:
When Zedd is through with you, he'll destroy you, too!

Black Dark Ranger:
No one's ever given us a chance like Lord Zedd has. He's promised us his loyalty!

Billy:
Listen to us! The only person Lord Zedd is loyal to is himself.

Zedd:
Silence! Enough of your bleating. I have other matters to attend to, such as watching the destruction of the Green Ranger.

Kimberly:
What have you done with him? Where is he?

Zedd:
He's somewhere in the Other World. He is powerless now, and of no concern to me, just like the five of you are now! What you are about to see is my Dark Rangers taking their rightful places. Then they shall begin the destruction of the world!

[Goldar appears before Turban Shell just as he is about to finish off Tommy]

Goldar:
Stand aside, underling. I shall finish this.

Turban Shell:
No way! The green one is mine!

Goldar:
Obey my order, worm, lest I feed you to the birds! Our master has other plans for you. Go!

Turban Shell:
Very well. [disappears]

[Jason keeps failing at his karate training.]

Jason:
I just can't.

Zack:
Man, what's wrong? I know, it's Tommy. You miss him.

Jason:
It's more than that.

Zack:
What?

Jason:
It's my fault he lost his powers in the first place. If I had gotten the Green Candle, he'd still be one of us!

Zack:
Come on, Jase, you had no choice. I know, I was there.

Jason:
No. I should've gotten the candle.

Lord Zedd:
Rita's Green Candle was just the beginning. These are the end! I wonder how the Red Ranger will feel after the remaining Rangers' powers have been drained and extinguished, as once again he stands powerless to stop it.

Goldar:
This sliver of green wax is all that remains of your Green friend's power. Funny that it's final act is to light the flame that will strip you of your powers! And just like the Green Ranger... your time as Power Rangers will burn to nothing!

Zordon:
Jason, the other Rangers wanted you to win the Golden Pipe Karate Trophy, but they knew you were worried about Tommy. The Rangers went to find him.

Jason:
That trophy means nothing without my friends here to share it. Alpha, you have to locate them.

Alpha 5:
I'm trying, Jason, I'm trying! Aye yai yai yai yai!

Zordon:
Lord Zedd has sent his new Pipebrain monster to attack Angel Grove. He is very swift and powerful. Jason, you must stop him.

Jason:
But Zordon, I'll need my friends.

Alpha 5:
Jason! I finally found them!

Jason:
Where are they, Alpha?

Zordon:
As I feared, the other Rangers are being held prisoner in Lord Zedd's Dimension of Doom. Goldar is about to take advantage of the one weakness of the Power Team.

Goldar:
[on the Viewing Globe] As soon as the candles melt, your powers will be gone forever!

[Jason is furious.]

Zordon:
Jason, you must control your anger. This is exactly the reaction Lord Zedd wants. You must not allow him to gain the upper hand. Red Ranger, come stand before me.

[Jason does so.]

Zordon:
Jason, a true leader is always faced with tough decisions. He must control his emotions, and act based on who has the greatest need.

Alpha 5:
Jason, you made the right decision when you left Tommy's candle.

Zordon:
The other Rangers needed you then, as they need you now.

[To Jason.]

Goldar:
My life is dedicated to destroying you!

Lord Zedd:
I don't understand it. The more I divide them, the more they come together. I swear, I will find a way to destroy them, even if I have to scour the entire galaxy to do it.

Lord Zedd:
I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.

Goldar:
Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept working--

Lord Zedd:
Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.

Goldar:
Maybe Zordon finally gave up.

Lord Zedd:
Or is somehow damaged. Either way, now is the perfect chance to retrieve the former Green Ranger.

Goldar:
Without Zordon, the Power Rangers will be powerless to stop us!

Lord Zedd:
Still, we'll give them a little something to keep them occupied and out of our way: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel! [laughs]

[Zedd fires a lightning bolt to Earth, inititating Nimrod's birth.]

Lord Zedd:
We must celebrate. The Green Ranger will soon return to the dark side and take his place as heir to my throne!

Tommy:
(exposes his White Ranger identity) Guess who's back?

(his fellow Ranger teens are surprised to see their old friend again)

Billy:
I don't believe it!

(Zordon smiles and chuckles as Jason, Trini, Zack, and Billy walk up to Tommy and greet him)

Zack:
Whassup, man? Aw, you look good!

Tommy:
Thanks, man.

Zack:
We didn't know who it was gonna be. I mean...

Billy:
We were all hopin' it would be you. Especially Kimberly.

(Tommy looks down and sees Kimberly out cold on the ground)

Tommy:
Speakin' of Kimberly...

(he walks up to Kim and kneels down to her)

Tommy:
Hey, beautiful. It's time to wake up.

(Kimberly does so)

Kimberly:
I don't believe it. I must be dreaming. Is it really you?

Tommy:
In the flesh.

(the 2 embrace)

[Tommy has become the White Ranger.]

Kimberly:
But Zordon, how? I mean, I thought Tommy's powers were gone for good.

Alpha:
Not Tommy's. The Green Ranger's powers were gone for good.

Zordon:
That is correct. However, Tommy has proven himself to be worthy and true. His courage, strength, and honor allowed us to choose him to be the new White Ranger. This time, his powers have been created by the light of goodness and can never be taken away by the forces of evil.

[Upon seeing Bulk and Skull.]

Rita:
Oh, great! Just what I need. A human Squatt and Baboo.

Lipsyncher:
What's the matter, Ranger? Can't face the music?!

Jason:
Wanna bet?!

Lipsyncher:
Think those fists'll stop me?

[the Red Ranger gives her a big scratch on the face with his Power Sword]

Lipsyncher:
[clenches her fists with total anger] Ohh! My beautiful face! How could you?!

[cut back to Zedd's palace]

Zedd:
Enough of this foolish vanity! [growls] I'll stop that miserable creature's complaining! [throws a growth bomb] Grow! And destroy the Red Ranger!

Magnet Brain:
North is south, up is down, I'm about to trash this town!

Lord Zedd:
Ah, Halloween. Little children dressed as hideous creatures, demanding treats from perfect strangers. Finally, a holiday I can sink my teeth into!

Baboo:
Do we get to dress up? I always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!

[Tommy has been ambushed be a trio of monsters.]

Tommy:
I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!

Pumpkin Rapper [rapping]:
Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad!

Beam Caster:
I'm takin' over the airwaves, and your brainwaves!

Bulk:
[hypnotized] Hail Lord Zedd.

Skull:
[also hypnotized] Hail Lord Bread.

Silver Horns:
I'm as happy as a wolf in a house full of hens!

(Bulk and Skull hide from 2 female bullies behind the counter of Ernie's juice bar)

Ernie:
Hey! You guys can't be back here.

Bulk:
Please, Ernie. Just until they go away.

Zordon:
Due to the combined strength of Goldar and Scorpina, Thunder MegaZord and White TigerZord power may not be enough. I have instructed Alpha to boost the power output of the Thunder UltraZord. Call on it if you find it necessary.

Tommy:
Hey Scorpina, meet the TigerZord!

Scorpina:
He who fights and runs away...

Goldar:
...Lives to fight another day!

Female punk 1:
Yoo-hoo!

[Rocky and Adam are incredulous as two female punks show up to the youth center dressed like Bulk and Skull. The first female punk is similar to Skull and is the dominant of the two. Her friend is overweight like Bulk and follows her.]

Female punk 1:
Bulky-kins!

Female punk 2:
Skullsy-poo!

Rocky:
Hey, what's wrong, Bulk?

Bulk:
They want to ask us to the dance! We should go Skull!

Skull:
Yeah, we wouldn't want to be late for detention, knowing how Mr. Caplan gets!

[Bulk and Skull try to make a getaway, but the two female punks follow them. The second female punk stops for a moment to eat a cookie before resuming to chase after the duo with her friend.]

Bulk:
[reading the final note] We still have what you've been looking for. Turn around!

[Bulk and Skull are confronted by the two female punk bullies.]

Female punk 2:
Hi Skullsy-pie!

Female punk 1:
Miss me, Bulky-Puss!

Bulk:
What are you two doing here?

Female punk 2:
Did you get our itty-bitty notes?

Bulk:
Wait a minute. You wrote those!

Female punk 1:
Of course! And we still have what you've been looking for.

Bulk:
What is it that you could possibly have that we would want?

Skull:
Yeah, what?

Female punks 1 and 2:
True Love! Hit it!

[The two female bullies takes Bulk and Skull to the center and dances with them. It soon ends with them forcefully kissing the duo. The girls congratulate each other as the Rangers laugh]

Zedd:
When is a Ranger not a Ranger

when his image is scattered to bits?

And a Ranger is in danger

when his memory is on the... on the...

Squatt:
...On the fritz?

Zedd:
I would've gotten it!

Squatt:
Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.

Lord Zedd:
So, Rocky likes to have fun. I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!

Goldar:
But why?

Lord Zedd:
"Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.

Tommy:
Lights, camera, we're morphin' into action!

Show Biz Monster:
Every scene's a fight scene!

Bulk:
As official members of the Angel Grove Wannabe Firefighters Club, we prepared a special slide presentation illustrating the dangers of my father operating a barbecue.

Skull:
Yeah! So pay attention.

Bulk:
These slides represent a famous event in 1993: Bulkmeier family barbecue, known across the country to firefighters as… "The Big One".

Skull:
Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics.

Bulk:
You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?

Skull:
...I'm sure I will someday.

Zedd:
You missed the target! I'm surprised you even hit the Earth! It's only 6,000 miles wide!

Goldar:
We must recharge, master.

Zedd:
Don't even say it. I hear by proclaim no more using the word "recharge" ever again!

Tommy:
[To Goldar] I'll stay here and handle Buckethead!

Lord Zedd:
[After being defeated] Ah, Goldar, approach me.

Zedd:
Goldar, never send putties to do your job! This is all your fault because of your bumbling, I don't even have any prisoners! Now go and destroy the White Ranger!

Crayfish:
More Power Rangers?!

Slippery Shark:
Huh?! Where did they come from?!

Goo Fish:
I don't know, but they sure are ugly!

Tommy:
It's time to throw you rejects overboard.

Pirantishead:
You 6 won't even make a full meal.

[Zedd is furious with Goldar's demands of Bulk and Skull to surrender the photo of the Rangers]

Zedd:
You're 7 feet tall, lamebrain! Just take it from them!

Zedd:
I can't believe that bubblehead said that! I need some real monsters down there! [uses his Z-staff] Monsters arise!

Wizard:
You'll do as I command.

Bulk and Skull:
[under his spell] Yes, master.

Wizard:
You shall go and seek a human named Tommy, and bring me a sample of his hair, so that I may clone another of his image and strength. [hands the bullies a pair of scissors]

Bulk and Skull:
Yes, master.

Wizard:
Now, go.

Bulk and Skull:
Yes, master.

Wizard:
[annoyed] Now, go.

Bulk and Skull:
Yes, master.

Wizard:
[furiously] NOW, GO!!

[he zaps Bulk and Skull's feet with his wand, forcing them to run off; the wizard shakes his head in annoyance]

Wizard:
Humans.

Fake Tommy:
Hello, Tommy. Allow me to introduce myself.

Tommy:
What's going on? Who are you?

Fake Tommy:
I'm the Green Ranger.

Tommy:
If you're like me, you can't be evil.

Fake Tommy:
Let's face it - we all have our dark sides.

Tommy:
My dark side's faded with the Green Ranger's powers.

Fake Tommy:
I am the Green Ranger! Only I'm more powerful than you, White Ranger. So, are you gonna fight against yourself?

Fake Tommy:
So that's the way you want it, huh? The Green Ranger vs. the White Ranger.

Wizard:
Now!

Tommy:
It's morphin' time!

Fake Tommy:
I was hoping you'd say that.

[both Tommys morph]

Tommy (speaking to the Dragonzord):
Sorry old friend, but I've got to shut you down!

Green Ranger:
One last battle as the Green Ranger.

Rita:
You're too late bad boy, I already have a plan! Squatt, Goldar, Baboo, get in here!

[Squatt, Baboo and Goldar show up in front of Rita]

Squatt:
Yes, oh merciless one.

Baboo:
Right here, Oh Queen of Cruel!

Rita:
I have something for you. [uses her magic to conjure up a magical rope and tosses it in Baboo's hands] Use this rope to put a spell on Tommy and Kimberly that will make them super competitive!

Goldar:
Rita, does Lord Zedd know about this?!

Rita:
No, but he will when I destroy those puny Power Punks and then he'll be forced to admit that I'm the baddest bad girl of them all![laughs]

Kimberly:
I love fairy tales. When I was little, I'd dream I was a princess, who'd get rescued by a handsome prince on a white horse.

Tommy:
How about a white tiger?

Kimberly:
That could work!

Turkeyjerk:
Don't I serve a fine dinner? It just knocks you out!

Mondo:
Get up, so I can finish you off, face to face!

Kimberly:
Is this really 1880?

Miss Alisha:
All year long.

Goldar:
Well, Miss Kimmy, it seems your pathetic Power imposters couldn't fight tooth decay, let alone my forces!

Needlenose:
Oh, boy, two against one! I love an unfair fight.

Goldar:
What's that you usually yell about now? Something about "Morphin' Time," isn't it?

Rita:
ZEDD!

Zedd [growls]:
Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!

Tommy:
[after his badly-crafted vase gets turned into Vase Face] Aww man. I should've done a painting instead.

Mr. Caplan:
Here they come, ladies and gentlemen, the leaders are entering the whole stretch!

Kim:
All right, so you slimeballs actually have members in your club?

Bulk:
Yeah! Lots of 'em, too.

Skull:
'Course, we had to bribe 'em with free food. But what the heck? Wanna join?

Kim:
Not in this lifetime.

Bulk:
Too bad. 'Cause our first gig is to find the true identities of the Power Rangers.

Skull:
Yeah. We heard 'em talking, and now all we hafta do is find voices that match what we heard. [sticks his mic in front of the Pink Ranger teen] Cool! Huh?

Kim:
Get a life, dimwit! [storms off in a huff]

Skull:
She's definitely not a Power Ranger.

Bulk:
She's in a fight with Trini or somethin'. I don't know.

Bulk:
Listen up! We will now expose the Power Rangers' true identities! Turn it on, Skull!

Zack:
You mean you think you found out who they are?

Bulk:
We'll just play this tape and see if we recognize the voices we heard. Roll it, Skull.

[Skull presses play on the cassette recorder, but only squeaky distortion is heard]

Skull:
NO WAY!

[he stops the cassette and opens the recorder to find the eaten cassette]

Skull:
Oh. Faulty tape.

Bulk:
Can't you do anything right?!

Tommy:
What have you done to me?

Zack:
[to Rita] You'll never get rid of us! Nighty-night, Rita.

Skull:
You know, Bulk, fire is kinda scary. So what if we just yell "fire!", and then maybe the Power Rangers will show up and save us so we won't have to be near a real fire?

Bulk:
Don't be such a wimp! Fire doesn't scare me. And besides, the Power Rangers are too smart for that!

[Flamehead spews fire on a barrel behind Bulk; Skull notices and gasps]

Skull:
[under his breath; points at the burning barrel] Fire. Fire!

Bulk:
Look, you bonehead! I just told you that the Rangers are too smart to fall for that!

Skull:
Fire! Fire!

Bulk:
Wait a minute. I smell smoke!

[he turns around and notices the burning barrel]

Bulk:
FIRE!

[the duo panics and retreats to the lake]