Moonlighting, Season 3

Security Officer:
I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list.

David Addison:
That's because we're not guests. We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose.

Security Officer:
A mole on his nose?

Maddie Hayes:
A mole on his nose.

Security Officer:
[to Maddie] What kind of clothes?

Maddie Hayes:
[to David] What kind of clothes?

David Addison:
What kind of clothes do you suppose?

Security Officer:
What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?

David Addison:
Did I happen to mention, did I bother to disclose, that this man that we're seeking with the mole on his nose? I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.

Maddie Hayes:
How do you do that?

David Addison:
Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.

Security Officer:
I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and get out of this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.

Maddie Hayes and then David Addison :
Time to go.

Maddie:
What the hell is a funk video?

David:
It's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around...

Agnes:
Oooooh.

Maddie:
Ooooooh?

Agnes:
Yeah, oooooh.

David:
I've been known to deliver my own flora, and on occasion my own fauna.

David:
Just extending the metaphor.

Maddie:
Extend it somewhere else.

David:
The sophistication under the rugged exterior.

Maddie:
The what under what?

David:
Kinda makes you wonder why you doubted me before?

Maddie:
The night is young.

David:
Are we having fine yet?

David:
I'd know that slam anywhere.

David:
Did you call?

Maddie:
I called you ever name in every language.

David:
Mea culpa, Robert culpa.

David:
G-man and g-woman. Only thing missing is the g-spot.

G-woman:
Sure?

Maddie:
Sure.

G-man:
Positive?

Maddie:
Positive.

David:
Cross your heart and hope to die?