Muppet Babies, Season 2 (1985)

Piggy:
Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?

Fozzie:
He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.

Piggy:
If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall.

Fozzie:
Okay, hey wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.

Fozzie:
What's the difference between an orange?

Nanny:
Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke.

Fozzie:
It *is* finished. *That's* the joke.

Fozzie has given up on comedy and now taken a job as a door-to-door salesman

Piggy:
Who is it?

Fozzie:
Door-to-door salesman.

Piggy:
Is this anything funny?

Fozzie:
Not at all, M'aam. These are unique encyclopedias.

Piggy:
OK, come on in.

Fozzie:
These encyclopedia are where you open it up, the subject comes to you! Look at "P", a parrot!

Parrot appears

Piggy:
Neat! How about "O"?

Fozzie:
Careful, because you may get the...water appears...ocean!

Ocean destroys entire house save for couch, where Piggy and Fozzie are now adrift on

Piggy:
Quick! Open up "N" and get us the Navy!

Oranges appear on couch

Fozzie:
I got us navel oranges!

Fozzie:
(about his painting) Pretty good, huh? I think I'll call it "Still-Life With Tomatoes."

[Scooter retches]

Rowlf:
I think you oughta stick to telling jokes, Fozzie.

Piggy:
I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.

Kermit:
I don't wanna waste a wish.

Piggy:
WHAT?

Kermit:
Uh, on something that's gonna happen anyway.