My Life as a Teenage Robot, Season 3

Jenny:
Brad, get away from her! She's up to something sinister!

Brad:
What on earth are you talking about?!

Jenny:
Everything she touches is destroyed. Bad stuff's been happening around her all day.

Brad:
You've been following us? I think there's something wrong with you. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous because I'm spending time with her instead of you.

Jenny:
Don't be absurd. I'm...just trying to look out for you. [as she points to Melody] She's evil! Just like her father!

Melody Locus:
[upset, loudly] NO, I'M NOT! [shy, quietly] I mean...I am not.

Brad:
Look, Jen. Melody would never hide anything from me, and she is most certainly not evil. Come on, Melody. [As he walks away with Melody see some logs rolling down and Melody is flying with Brad to take off]

Jenny:
She's a robot?

Brad:
[to Melody] You're a robot? Jenny was right! You were hiding something from me!

Melody Locus:
Please don't upset, Brad. The whole reason I ran away from my dad is because I want to live like a normal girl.

Brad:
But you lie to me. How can I ever trust you now? [Melody kissed him] Duh, so she's mechanical.

Jenny:
Oh no, you don't.

Brad:
Jenny, have you lost your mind?!

Jenny:
It's for your own good, Brad. You're too close to this to see the evil master plan at work.

Melody Locus:
Brad!

Jenny:
You'll be safe here while I'll take care of this. [flies off]

Melody Locus:
Now look, Jenny. I know what you're thinking. Please let me...[as Jenny punches her]

Jenny:
No more tricks, Miss Locus. [She begin to fight]

Tuck:
Hey, what's going on?

Brad:
You wouldn't understand, Tuck.

Tuck:
Looks like Jenny's fighting your girlfriend Melody apparently a robot under predisposition that as the daughter of Dr. Locus, she must be evil while in fact it's all a thinly veiled streak of jealously over companionship.

Brad:
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Tuck:
[laughing] They're fighting over you! [stops laughing] No, really. What's going on?

[After the fight]

Jenny:
[to Melody] You're as evil as your father!

Melody Locus:
[rage, to Jenny] I'm not evil! I'M A NORMAL GIRL! [as she explode with furiously rage and morph into her true form, coming out of her exo-skin and revealing herself to be a large, spiny, and terrifying insect-like robot armed with many weapons] I...AM...NORMAAAAL!!!!! [She attempts try to kill Jenny, everyone is terrified, but as soon she sees Brad, staring in petrified horror, she shifts back into her exo-skin, sadly] I...I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere! [cries, she flies away]

Jenny:
She had me dead to rights, she didn't destroy me.

Brad:
[upset, to Jenny] Of course not! She's just a confused kid, a robot just like you who wanted to fit in.

Jenny:
But what about all the disasters she caused?

Brad:
What disasters?! [The car jumped attempts to smash Jenny and Brad, but suddenly Melody grab the car and put it back, she flies away again] Melody just saved our lives, Jen. Still think she's evil.

Jenny:
Well, maybe I overreacted a little.

Tuck:
Hey, wait a minute. Jen's got a point. If Melody wasn't tossing cars around like so much confetti. Who was?

Jenny:
Yeah, not to mention all those other disasters...[as Carol the Cockroach lift her] Carol the champion cockroach? [Carol throws her away]

Brad:
But why? [Carol kissed him]

Jenny:
Looks like Brad's been quite the chick magnet lately. I think she's was the jealous one.

Tuck:
So let me get this straight. This little cockroach has been wreaking havoc all over the place, because she's gaga for Brad? [pause, laughing hilariously]

Brad:
Look, Carol. If I learned anything today it's that, I might not be ready for a serious romance. Besides, it would never work. You've got your career to think about. You understand, right? [Carol inhale and exhales and she hugged him and she hopping off] This has been the weirdest day in my life. Come on, guys. Let's go home.

Tuck:
[Laughing, Brad grabbed his hand while he's walking] Oh, man. I'm never going to let you live this down. [still laughing]

Brad:
[lonely] So long, Mel. [walks off]

[High up in the sky, Melody briefly flies by, staring down at Brad and emitting a glowing green heart-shaped spark of energy as a way of telling him she still loves him, before flying away as the episode ends]

Sheldon:
I don't know. That looks like something you'd pick up at a garage sale!

Jenny:
Sheldon, that's a mean thing to say!

Sheldon:
It's not an insult. You can find a lot of nice stuff at a garage sale!

Jenny:
You're just upset because you've never given anyone something so nice!

Old Sheldon:
Jenny! [slowly walks towards Jenny and hits her on the head with his cane] You ruined my life! [falls on his back]

Jenny:
Who are you, and what are you talking about?

Old Sheldon:
[sits up] I'm your old pal! Sheldon!

Tuck:
Crazy old person.

Brad:
Move away slowly.

Old Sheldon:
I'm Sheldon I tell ya! I just got me a few wrinkles since you abandoned me… [falls on his back again] 75 years ago!

Brad:
That's crazy talk, pops.

Jenny:
We just saw Sheldon yesterday.

Tuck:
Yeah, hangin' out with those freaky Jenny worshiping aliens.

Old Sheldon:
Those awful aliens. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Tuck:
It was yesterday, you old--

Old Sheldon:
[covers Tuck's mouth with his hand from talking] Hush, boy! I'm telling a story. When Jenny hurled those aliens into outer space… [Flashback to the previous episode; voice-over] I was onboard. I tried to get 'em to turn around, but there was a bit of a communication gap. Catching a ride back was impossible! I had to find work to survive. I couldn't keep up as a mechanic, couldn't master beauty salon work, and couldn't stomach the fast food industry.

Brad:
So, was everything okay with Sheldon?

Jenny:
Sheldon should be just fine.

Sheldon:
[outraged] Jenny! How dare you let those pirates take me?! Who leaves a baby out in space with Space Pirates for 15 years?!

Jenny:
It was the only way to get you back to the correct age. Now, I'm glad everything's back to normal.

Sheldon:
Normal?! I've just spent 90 years of my life in outer space! And you call that normal?! I will never forgive you!

Tuck:
Oh, you rolled doubles? We're using a spinner!

Brad:
[as Jenny rolls her eyes, getting tired of their argument] This, from a guy who moves this thimble to the bonus square when I'm not looking.

Tuck:
If you're not looking, how would you know?

Jenny:
[having enough] Time-out, guys. [breaks them up] Time-out! It's just a game. It's not worth fighting over.

Jenny:
Give it up, XJ-4!

XJ-4:
Don't get in the way, XJ-9, or I'll put you through the wringer!

XJ-4:
[after Jenny punches her, sending her into a closet of Nora's shoes; groans] Once I finish sorting all these shoes, YOU'RE DONE FOR!

XJ-6:
Well, if it isn't Mommy's favorite!

Jenny:
Alright, XJ-6, who's controlling you?!

XJ-6:
Oh, what do you ought to know?! So you can step in and save the day! It's always XJ-9, the big hero. What about the rest of us, chop litter?!

XJ-7:
[after self-destructing herself] Oh, I'm such a loser. I can't even self-destruct right.

Nora:
[last lines of the series] Jenny, did you forget to feed the tiger?