NCIS: New Orleans, Season 4

Gregorio:
Special Agent Boyd is kind of a stickler when it comes to protocol.

Percy:
And forms. Lots of forms.

Pride:
[to Patton] Bringing Hamilton down cost folks jobs. I guess I might not be as popular as I used to be.

Boyd:
Just out the SCIF with HQ, found out that the big rig was from a subbase and they were hauling

LaSalle:
Radioactive waste, we already know.

Boyd:
How? I just got read in myself.

LaSalle:
We can't always wait to be read in. By the time we get read in, it's already too late.

Mayor Taylor:
[to Pride] No one cares about New Orleans more than you do, Dwayne.

Boyd:
You cheated.

Pride:
I improvised.

Boyd:
You broke the rules. Some things never change.

LaSalle:
[phone chimes] That's Pride. Wants us to give him an update after we're done here.

Gregorio:
You've been updating him?

LaSalle:
Of course I have. Look, it's killing Pride not being here with us. Our smart money said he's on his way back as we speak.

Gregorio:
Meh, not this time.

LaSalle:
How long you been working with him?

Gregorio:
Long enough to know that he's changed since last year.

LaSalle:
You want to bet?

Gregorio:
Yes.

LaSalle:
All right, Pride comes back early.

Gregorio:
Right.

LaSalle:
The next time we watch your Yankees, you wear a Big Papi jersey.

Gregorio:
Okay, okay. Or when Pride doesn't come back, because he won't, you got to paint your face purple and gold for the next LSU game.

LaSalle:
It's on like Donkey Kong.

Pride:
Why does it matter to you so much?

Martha:
Because I know what it's like to be forgotten, just like them.

Martha:
What do you have against me, New York?

Gregorio:
That you creepily know my nickname.

LaSalle:
And that you beat the crap out of our boss.

Gregorio:
He's got no reason to talk.

Pride:
No rational reason. Time for the irrational.

LaSalle:
Pride sent me a text. He got a tip from a law enforcement buddy. "Check Lindsey's apartment for a book on Renaissance art, sundial, and exotic flowers.

Patton:
Pride's buddy's onto something.

LaSalle:
Well, you mean Pride's onto something. He must be working the case from Gulf Shores, which means New York here just earned herself a Red Sox jersey.

Gregorio:
Uh, no, not until I see him walk through that door I haven't. Besides, this stuff doesn't get us any closer to finding Lindsey or the stalker.

Sebastian:
That's not entirely true. The Madagascar jasmine, that's that's promising. Let's see, yeah. Pyrethrum isn't just used on crops. It's also used on exotic flowers. Patton, can you search for for Southern Louisiana specialty nurseries, ones that deal in exotic flora?

Patton:
I'm on it. Rare Earth Nursery on the West Bank. But it went under last year.

Sebastian:
That doesn't mean that the greenhouses still aren't functioning. Stalker tracked in the pesticide. There's a good chance that he's growing those flowers out there himself.

LaSalle:
Well, there's only one way to find out.

Pride:
Are you suggesting we're searching for James Bond here, Sebastian?

Sebastian:
A boy can dream.

Pride:
You're going to have to follow all the rules.

Isler:
You're enjoying this, aren't you, Pride?

Pride:
A little.

Gregorio:
You do anything, I'll break your jaw.

Eva:
I've missed you.

Eva:
Are those bullet holes?

Gregorio:
We like a place with character.

[rapid gunfire in distance]

Gregorio:
Get down! Get down now! Three rounds.

Eva:
I saw at least three guys.

Gregorio:
All right, listen, I'll draw their fire. Get Alexander back to the car and get the hell out of here. It's not up for debate! Go!

Barns:
It's okay. Coast is clear. - Gregorio? - She's behind us. Good. (Shoots Eva three times)

Alexander:
Eva! No!

Gregorio:
[tackles and fights Barns] Alex, get out of here! Go!

LaSalle:
[they shoot a gunman] Get down! Alexander, you're all right. We're NCIS.

Percy:
You're safe now. Listen, where is Gregorio and Eva?

Alexander:
A woman attacked us. Eva's dead.

Percy:
Pride, we secured Alexander and one suspect. Gregorio's in the park with Barns. She needs help.

Pride:
Copy, Sonja. On our way.

Percy:
Come on.

[Fight between Barns and Gregorio continues until Barns gets the upper hand Barns almost shots Gregorio]

Pride:
Drop it now!

Barns:
I can explain what happened here.

Gregorio:
She shot Eva is what happened.

Barns:
No, she was gonna attack me.

Gregorio:
Load of crap!

Barns:
Shut up! I'm telling the truth, Isler.

Isler:
You're a double agent, Barns.

Pride:
Put the gun down now, or we will shoot.

Barns:
I'm sorry, I can't do that.

Gregorio:
[takes down and arrests Barns] You don't get off that easy. You got too much to answer for. [Barns groaning] Alexander?

Pride:
Safe with LaSalle and Sonja. Hey. You okay, New York?

Gregorio:
Honestly I don't know.

Percy:
A ghost has been seen knocking at the door of that mansion.

LaSalle:
If he's a ghost, why doesn't he just walk through the door?

Percy:
Good question.

Pride:
The past is what it is. You just got to find a new way to move forward.

Gregorio:
[to Pride] If it walks like a ghost and talks like a ghost.

Sebastian:
I'm a scientist. You've got to show me proof that something exists.

Gregorio:
Can you prove that love exists?

Sebastian:
No, but maybe this'll help. I digitized the photos that Pride took from the seance, which, scientifically speaking, is a total quack. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love, uh, The Haunting, I love Poltergeist-- the originals, I mean, not the remakes. - You guys want to talk about quacks?

LaSalle:
Sebastian

Sebastian:
They're not good movies. What do you want me to say?

LaSalle:
The photo.

Sebastian:
I was able to isolate a, uh, fingerprint smudge on one of the candles-- you see it right there?

Gregorio:
Any matches?

Sebastian:
Oh, yeah. No surprise-- a, uh, con artist psychic who is on probation for taking tourists for everything they got.

LaSalle:
Got a name on this joker?

Sebastian:
Name and an address. [pulls up the information] Otis Bartholomeus the Third. He, uh, works at one of those haunted mansions called The Mortuary.

Gregorio:
Wait a minute.

Percy:
Isn't that the

Gregorio:
creep from our crime scene?

Percy:
Yeah

Gregorio:
Yes spirit chaser, my ass. That's probably our perp.

LaSalle:
All right, call Pride. He's with Jacob's sister. Tell him we got a legit suspect.

Pride:
You OK, Sebastian?

Sebastian:
No. I shot someone.

Wade:
[to Sebastian] You defended yourself, Sebastian. End of story.

Mayor Taylor:
[to Wade] A lot of people are angry. I'm angry.

Pride:
[to Isler] If I thought Sebastian was guilty, I would have taken his badge myself.

Wade:
You have always been stubborn.

Mayor Taylor:
I have. That's why I need someone like you around to challenge me.

Gregorio:
Do me a favor? Talk some sense into Patton.

Pride:
Lost that battle years ago.

Anna:
He's still mad at me, isn't me?

Pride:
That's not for me to say.

Anna:
I think you just did.

Gregorio:
No need to explain. I've got an ex too.

Anna:
Any tips?

Gregorio:
I just arrested my ex and threw him in jail. So no.

Anna:
Does that mean no more paragliding?

Patton:
I already apologized. Don't be getting greedy now.

Gregorio:
[to Patton] You really are crazy.

Pride:
We've known that for a long time.

Danny:
I know I love her, and I know I'd do anything to protect her. What?

Wade:
You sound like Dwayne.

Wade:
Get to them before Dwayne goes too far.

Sebastian:
Yeah.

Donner:
What makes you think you're going to leave here alive?

Pride:
Your son's life depends on it.

LaSalle:
I don't know how you did it, but you did it.

Pride:
No I didn't. I almost got Danny killed.

Percy:
Way to go, Meryl Streep.

Gregorio:
Bite me.

Tita:
NOPD, DCHS, NCIS. All those letters mean the same thing to us.

Lil Man:
C.O.P.S.

Percy:
[to Gregorio] It's becoming a pattern. Pride gets tunnel vision, and we get lucky and pull out a win. But one of these days, our luck is going to run out.

Wade:
[to Pride] You get the job done, you save lives and that means more to your team than any one single error.

Gregorio:
Like I said, I've got your back.

Tita:
For real?

Rita:
Hamilton's about to make a deal, Dwayne. He's getting out of prison.

Pride:
Over my dead body.

Gregorio:
[to Hamilton] Two strikes: I'm gay and I hate your guts.

Pride:
[to Gregorio] Let him walk and let his partner take care of him.

Hamilton:
[to Pride] Really? I'm the biggest threat right now?

Rita:
You're not just doing this to get your old job back. You actually care about Dwayne.

Isler:
I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Percy:
Girl, we [she and Roman] are just friends.

Gregorio:
No, you and I are just friends.

Sutter:
[to Pride] Yes, it has Dwayne Pride written all over it.

Estes:
[to Pride] I've had problems with you in the past, but you sure throw a mean wake.

Percy:
[to her dog] Don't give me that judgey look, girl. I've known him longer than I've known you.

Pride:
It's a fine line to walk.

Percy:
It's an impossible line to walk.

Sebastian:
Was it me, or was that wizard staring at us?

Gregorio:
Everyone is staring at us.

Sebastian:
C'mon, New York. Let's roll.

Gregorio:
Now you're pushing your luck.

Sebastian:
She couldn't dissect a frog in high school. She's no killer.

Gregorio:
I don't think that will hold up in court.

Pride:
A little timely help might help us cut some corners.

Isler:
Since when do you need help cutting corners?

Gregorio:
How we suppose to do all this without technology?

Pride:
We're going to do it old school.

Pride:
Hey, what's wrong?

LaSalle:
My dad. He's dead. He was out on the balcony, drinking coffee, reading the paper. All the sudden collapsed. Gone before the ambulance got there.

Pride:
I'm so sorry, Chris.

LaSalle:
[to Rachel] That's my dad for you. Even in death, he gets the last word.

Rachel:
[to LaSalle] Beau chose you because he knew you could handle it.

Pride:
[to LaSalle] Your father was a complicated man and he believed in you.

Felix:
How's the club?

Pride:
Still standing, but a little worse for wear.

Felix:
Just like us.

Wade:
Please don't tell me we've got a case.

Pride:
We've got a case.

Wade:
[to Noora] You came to this country for a chance at a better life, for you and Sharif.

Zahra:
I won't condemn an entire group of refugees, even if it costs me the election.

Wade:
[to Noora] I understand the love of a mother, but you can't do this.

Team's Toast:
To a new dawn.

Percy:
He's not ready, Dwayne.

Isler:
Hey, I'm standing right here.

Pride:
NOPD is less than a mile away. If this gets messy, we'll call in the cavalry.

Sebastian:
You expecting messy?

Pride:
Not if Sonja's done her job.

LaSalle:
That's not what you were saying all the way over.

Gregorio:
That's because you were hitting every pothole in New Orleans.

Isler:
I used to think your greatest skill was snark.

Percy:
Why, thank you!

Isler:
I wanted to thank you.

Pride:
Nothing to thank me for. We're friends.

Pride:
[to LaSalle] Taking care of a person with mental challenges can be challenging for the caregiver too.

Pride:
Jack cared about Molly, at least long enough to save her. Maybe he still does.

Jack:
[to Pride] Did anyone ever tell you your bedside manner sucks?

Percy:
What do you want to do?

Gregorio:
Try not to die young.

Pride:
[to LaSalle] You know me, always looking for the good.

Pride:
It looks like we beat whoever killed Elaine to the first clue.

Sebastian:
So that means we are on a real-life treasure hunt.

Dodd:
Treasure hunting sure has changed. It used to be all about the hunt.

Michelle:
You know your history, Agent Pride.

Percy:
No. He knows his pirates.

Sebastian:
How about we each take the Napolean Fleur-de-lis home for a day, like they do with the Stanley Cup?

Sturges:
They won't let nothing stand in their way, not even cops.

Sebastian:
Dangerous? Is it snipers? It's snipers. I should have packed my camo.

Halliday:
[to Pride] I am screwed, Agent Pride. The only one who knows the truth is lying dead in the jungle.

Patton:
I never condemn anyone for following their bliss, brah.

LaSalle:
Yeah, but what if it's not?

Halliday:
I wanted to say goodbye, but I don't have the words.

Pride:
Maybe you don't need words.

Pride:
What are you going to do?

Percy:
Honestly, I have no idea.

Percy:
[to LaSalle] City Mouse and Country Mouse, together again.

LaSalle:
[to Percy] Don't get cocky. The last person that lady recruited is laying on Miss Loretta's table.

Wade:
A wise man once told me that our kids don't tell us things because they're afraid of disappointing us.

Pride:
You didn't believe me at the time.

Wade:
But you were right.

Pride:
I'm not sure that was the best decision you were about to make there.

Percy:
That seems to be a pattern lately.

LaSalle:
Now that you're really leaving, I can't help but wonder what might have been.

Percy:
Me, too.

Gregorio:
How many cups of coffee have you had?

Sebastian:
Five. No, six. Seven.

Gregorio:
I'm going to need you to dial it back like ten.

Curtis:
Those cops out there want to kill me.

Boomer:
They're going to have to stand in line.

Wade:
I've been stuck in here all day. How's Dwayne?

Gregorio:
He's fine. He can handle himself.

Wade:
You didn't answer my question.

Sydney:
So much for putting the easy in the Big Easy. I’ve had more relaxing days in Fallujah.

Estes:
You think what I'm thinking?

Pride:
Where there's smoke, there's fire.

Brooklyn:
Hi. What's your name?

Sebastian:
I don't remember.

Sebastian:
How long have we known each other, for almost two years?

Gregorio:
Seems like longer.

Gregorio:
[to Sebastian] Enough of the grilling, okay? I've had enough. I love you but if you don't stop I'm going to drop you and turn you into a Soprano, am I clear?

Sebastian:
I covered that house inside and outside, and all I got was a rash, which I hope isn't ringworm.

LaSalle:
Me too.

Pride:
[to Sebastian] We're going to find Gregorio, but only if we work it like any other case.

Sebastian:
Did you know that Tammy once called the cops on her father?

Gregorio:
[to Claire] Because we both know you're a hell of a lot more screwed up than I am.

Pride:
[to LaSalle] Gregorio helped bring down a serial killer. It may not make it for what she feels guilty about, but it's close.

Gregorio:
You don't have to baby me, Sebastian.

Sebastian:
Really? Because honestly, I feel like you're lucky to be walking right now let alone breathing.

Gregorio:
Stop being so dramatic.

Gregorio:
[to Sebastian] You're not going anywhere are you? You're going to keep me company? Hang out?

Gregorio:
Thank you for kicking my ass and being there for me.

Sebastian:
Oh my god.

Gregorio:
What?

Sebastian:
You're getting mushy right now.

Gregorio:
Maybe.

Sebastian:
Wow.

Sebastian:
What do you think? "Silence of the Lambs?"

Gregorio:
Sebastian!

Sebastian:
No, you're right. We should probably watch "Seven."

Gregorio:
We have to play it cool.

LaSalle:
You know me. I'm ice cold.

Rita:
You're in trouble, Dwayne.

Pride:
I got that when the brick came flying at me.

Pride:
[to Rita] I'm to blame myself for my situation. I have pushed the limits throughout my career.

Crane:
What do I get?

Rita:
How about continuing to breathe? That's always a plus.

Rita:
What are you going to do?

Pride:
I'm not sure. But whoever is after me is not taking me down without a fight.

Gregorio:
We need to figure this out fast, before Pride tries to figure it out.

Estes:
Yeah, that's what worries me.

Gregorio:
[to Pride] We care, so get over it.

Elvis:
Let's figure out a way to kick some ass.

Pride:
We don't need it to hold up in court.

Hallyday:
We're going to try this in the court of public opinion.

Wade:
Dwayne, you're amazing. You're still trying to save the city, even though the city's turned against you.

Pride:
What am I gonna do?

Sydney:
[to Gregorio] Boy, you people really are intrusive!

Gregorio:
Are you OK?

Sydney:
[referring to Parsons] I'm better than her.

Sydney:
I'm healthier than most of the patients you see.

Wade:
Mouthier too.

Sydney:
[to Barlow] Make a bold choice, disappear yourself. It's up to you.