New Looney Tunes, Season 2

Bugs:
Looks like we got a fan! [his stomach growls] I can't believe we went through all that, and we still didn't get anything to eat.

Daffy:
Looks like she's got the Duck of the Irish!

Foghorn Leghorn:
I can’t stand the city. So loud and noisy, and everybody’s walkin’ and talkin’ and jibber-jabberin’ in your ear.

Daffy Duck:
But you’re jibber-jabbering in my ear.

Bugs:
Hello! Bugs Bunny here! This week, I'm gonna be showing you how to renovate Tad Tucker's bloated ego!

Tad Tucker:
Just listen to the soothing sounds of those crickets out there!

[As it turns out, Bugs was using his ears to imitate a cricket.]

Bugs:
When someone messes with your house, the first thing you do is change the locks .

Hazmats #1:
Wait a minute! There's a rabbit on that scooter! Get that, scooter!

[Pepe Le Pew's debut]

Squeaks:
[squeaks indistinctively].

Pepe Le Pew:

Bugs:
It's go time! [Suits up] The Hunter is About to become the hunted!

Bugs:
Pizza Delivery for Mrs Cougar!

Miss Cougar:
Mrs?! [laughs] It's just Miss. Oh. Aren't you a cute little [sniffs] Tender Rabbit!

Bugs:
Wait. What?!

Miss Cougar:
Oh my! Your big strong arms must be exhaust and juicy from carrying those boxes. [purrs].

Bugs:
I said, I put him back together, but, I didn't say how.

[The animator draws a dancing rabbit next to Bugs]

Bugs:
[unimpressed] This is your animation? Are you trying to scare the children?

Bugs:
[as the animator draws a baby bonnet on his head, a diaper around his waist and a rattle in his hand] As soon as this cartoon is over, I'm off to St. Louis for a series of personal appearances. [the animator draws a pacifier and sticks it in his mouth and spits it out; annoyed] Ha, ha. I get it. You think I'm being a baby. Fine! You want to work off-script? What's your vision for this cartoon?

Bugs:
[as the animator draws Foghorn Leghorn's head on his body] I say, I say, this is not my head, son! [the animator then draws Porky's head on him] Does this look like the face for this kind of body? [the animator draws a fully weighted body on him; stammers] Knock it off! [the animator draws his body back to normal and with Sylvester's head] Thanks. Oops! Listen, you super silliest scribbler, you give me back my head or I'll sue you silly!

[This short was inspired by Duck Amuck and Rabbit Rampage, with Bugs as the victim, and in the end, the animator tormenting Bugs throughout the cartoon, was Daffy Duck]

Daffy:
This animation thing is a lot easier than they said it would be! Ain't I a stinker?

Tweety:
I tawt I taw a puddy quack!

Daffy:
I made it! I finally become a real lady!

Tweety:
I did! I did taw a puddy quack!

Bugs:
Hawaii, Huh? Let's make sure it's a date they'll never forget!

Bugs:
Remember, Folks. He ate an entire family of rabbits. Not one, not two, but five. Five makes a family.

Bugs:
Don't worry, Folks. There's still love waiting for Tad. [a shark comes up and chases Tad] Unfortunately, she's a real man-eater. [winks]

Bugs:
[yells like a maniac] The thrill of victory! And the agony of the cheat!

[Daffy and Porky slide out of the Haunted house near Bugs Bunny.]

Bugs Bunny:
Eh. Everything okay, fellas? You look like you seen a ghost.

Daffy Duck:
It's horrifying terrifying!

Porky Pig:
A Ghost was chasing us!

Daffy Duck:
Cobwebs Everywhere! Glowpatches!

Porky Pig:
There was nowhere to turn!

Daffy Duck:
Stay as faraway as you can!

Porky Pig:
From the Haunted House!

Both:
Across the street!

Bugs Bunny:
Across the street? But, that's strange. That house burned down ten years ago.

[Daffy and Porky look and see that the house had indeed vanished as Bugs Bunny predicted.]

Both:
Huh?! [they run away, screaming]

Bugs Bunny:
[laughs] Those two! What maroons! They're letting All Hallow's Eve get up to their skin! [laughs, suddenly, a ghost came up] Someone should tell them that there's no such thing as ghosts! [laughs] Oh. The houses. Oh boy! [laughs, takes deep breaths, a ghost gave him a piece of candy] Oh. Thank you. [Laughs, realizes something] GHOST! [runs away]

Wile E. Coyote:
[he receives a package at his door] How could Acme deliver something so quick?

Road Runner:
Meep, meep!

[Wile E. sees the Road Runner by his door working as an Acme delivery bird]

Road Runner:
Meep, meep! [zooms off]

[Wile E. stutters]

Wile E. Coyote:
I don't know why, but something deep inside tells me I must destroy that bird.

Claudette:
Wait a minute! This is too easy! [sprays her perfume, revealing lasers.] A laser-guided alarm system. Luckily, I'm a bronze medal winning Olympic gymnast. [starts getting through the lasers, but, stops for a moment, to position her backside] Wasn't worked out in a long time! [reaches the pedestal where the crown is, uses her laser lipstick to cut the glass.] A lady always come prepared! Now to get that crown! [she reaches the crown, only to find Pepé Le Pew holding the crown] What the?! Let go of the crown, skunk!

Pepe Le Pew:
But, Then, I would have to let go of two beautiful things. The crown and you!

Claudette:
Your charms don't work on me! The only charms I care about are on the crown! [throws Pepé Le Pew to the lasers, thus setting off the alarm]

Bugs:
Oh. I'm gonna push Tad Tucker, Alright. Push him real good!

Bugs:
Remember, Folks. He ate a family of rabbits.

Bugs:
Tad Tucker was right! Working out can be a real grizzly experience!

Daffy:
Get in! No time to explain!

[a grabber grabs Bugs and the robot ball into the spaceship.]

Bigfoot:
[deep voice] Hey! Lady! [spits, normal voice] Hello, Lady! Just keeping my breath minty fresh!

Pepe Le Pew:
Agent Double Le Pew, reporting for duty! I have landed on ze moon! [sees Claudette] Hello! What is this?

[This short was inspired by Hyde and Go Tweet, where as Tweety became a monstrous bird.]

Wile E.:
Eureka! I done it again! My giganto ray, patent pending is complete! Another brilliant invention in the mind of Wile E. Coyote!

Foghorn Leghorn:
Don't worry. I gotcha! Played a little ball in the Bush-Leaves! Crowd nicknamed me the Miss! Cuz, every time, I went up to the plate, I swung and miss.

Bugs:
He's looking a little fried!

Bugs:
[twirls around] Who knew Tasmanian Devils were allergic to mint!

Taz:
Wood Fairy? [sticks out his tongue with an opened dictionary that has the page "Tasmanian Devil".]

Littlechin:
"Tasmanian Devil"?! But that rabbit told me you were a Wood Fairy! [he and Taz glare at Bugs]

Bugs:
[nervously] Hello…?

Sylvester:
Who ships butter like that?

Lola Bunny:
Tis I… Lola! Auntie of dragons!

Bugs Bunny [amazed by the appearance of Lola]:
Yowsers! [mesmerized] I want to become an Uncle of dragons!