Ninjago, Season 12: Prime Empire

Jay:
No way! Do you know what this is?! It's Prime Empire!

Cole:
What?! No way!

Jay:
Look at it! It says Prime Empire right on the side! [gasps] It's real!

Nya:
Excuse me, can you two pretend that we're not all video game nerds and tell the rest of us what Prime Empire is?

Jay:
Oh, it's this legendary game created by the most famous game designer ever! Milton Dyer. But for some reason, it was never finished and they abandoned it. [plugs in the plug and presses a button]

Cole:
Well, that was exciting.

Kai:
Can't have been that good if they never released it.

Zane:
I find old games to be unchallenging.

Lloyd:
Yeah, I like new ones, where they really make you feel like you're there.

Nya:
How's it going?

Cole:
Harder than expected, but I'm almost done customizing my avatar.

Kai:
Wha—? Y-You haven't even started the game yet?

Cole:
Winning's all about confidence. I gotta look cool when I'm fighting.

Borg:
[activating his security system] Now we'll see who has the better security system. Hmph, robot dogs! Robot dogs are for amateurs!

[Kai respawns]

Kai:
See? "Re-spawn" is my new favorite word. Whoo-hoo!

Cole:
Uh, I don't know if that's really smart. In games-

Kai:
Whatever, Cole. You're just annoyed that as the team's gaming guru, you weren't the one who figured this out!

Nya:
This is where they told us to meet. Only... there's no garage.

Lloyd:
Why send us to an empty lot?

Kai:
I told you, they're wackos! Anyone who likes Jay that much can't be normal.

Kai:
Huh, I love this infinite-lives-thing!

Scott:
Infinite? Who told you that? You get four lives in Prime Empire. And looks like you've used three.

Kai:
[gasps] What? What? Why didn't anyone tell me this?

Cole:
I tried, but you wouldn't listen.

Kai:
Oh, sure, blame the victim!

Samurai:
[narrating] My entire existence, I have been training for this day. For this hour. For this moment. Terra Karana is a place of danger. Peril awaits at every turn. Victory is impossible... without a proper guide. I am that guide. They call me Okino, Samurai of Terra Karana. If I am worthy, I will lead my Master in triumph. That is my sole purpose in life. For I am Okino!

Lloyd:
Who are you?

Richie:
[chuckles] I am of the Brotherhood of Rats! And I am sworn to silence! Do your worst! You'll get nothing outta me! NOTHING!

Lloyd:
So you're working for Unagami?

Richie:
You're trying to trick me into telling you that Unagami ordered us to ambush you! Well, it won't work!

Cole:
Yeah, he's not the brightest, is he?

Kai:
Say, Okino, how do you get a ninja to cross the road? You say, ninja-go! Get it?

Okino:
There is no road. Only the nothingness is real.

Cole:
That was a terrible joke.

Kai:
You got a better one?

P.I.X.A.L.:
[annoyed] You are beginning to get on my nerve circuits. Are you going to talk in that voice the whole time?

Zane:
Her eyes showed annoyance, but her heart revealed that she respected my unorthodox techniques.

P.I.X.A.L.:
[irritably] My heart did not reveal that. Every part of me is annoyed.