O'Grady, Season 2

Abby:
Hey, why is Phillip passed out on the sidewalk out front?

Harold:
He's on his break.

Abby:
You're a lifeguard?

Kevin:
Yea!

Abby:
At this pool?

Kevin:
Oh yeah, all summer long, baby!

Abby:
Huh.

Kevin:
What?

Abby:
Oh I was just wondering how this sounds: Welcome To Captain Frogurts, I'm so sorry for your lost.

Kevin:
Oh you heard about that kid this morning?

Harold:
[after spitting out the bad slice of pizza] I don't know what this is, but it ain't no damn pizza! Where's the sauce?! Where's the greasey cheese?! Where's the pepperon-WHAT THE?!

Pizza Guy:
Heh, you're freaking out.

Harold:
Move, move over!

Pizza Guy:
Whoa!

Derrick:
I should probably thank you, ya know, for sitting there while I worked on my songs and all.

Abby:
Don't you mean for inspiring you?

Derrick:
Yeah, well...whatever you wanna call it

Abby:
What about the dump?

Derrick:
Yeah...

Abby:
And the underpass?

Derrick:
Yeah...

Abby:
And the basement?

Derrick:
We did some pretty crazy stuff when we were kids, didn't we?

Abby:
It was yesterday, Derrick

Derrick:
I know...seems like yesterday...

Abby:
That's cuz it was

Derrick:
I know...it totally seems like it.