Once Upon a Time, Season 3

(6 October 2013)

Emma:
[holding a sword to Pan's throat] Where's Henry?

Peter:
You've got fire. I like fire.

Emma:
[Hook offers her a flask] Is rum your solution to everything?

Hook:
Well, it certainly doesn't hurt.

Hook:
Tell me something, luv. In these stories... what was I like? Other than a villain. Handsome, I gather.

Emma:
If waxed mustaches and perms are your thing.

Hook:
I take it that perms are bad?

Emma:
That look in his eyes, the despair, I had it. Back when I was in the foster system. Just a lost little girl who didn't matter. Who didn't think she ever would. A little girl who cried herself to sleep every night because she wanted her parents so bad and could never understand... why they gave her up.

Mary Margaret:
And then you found us. And it was too late.

Emma:
It's just on this island, I--I don't feel like... a hero or a savior. I just feel like what I've always been. An orphan.

Rumplestiltskin:
Sword's a fake, dearie. Shoddy craftsmanship, too. But then again, what can you expect from a shepherd? Lucky it wasn't made out of wool

David:
I had a brother too, you know. A twin. He died before I ever met him.

Hook:
There were two of you? I can barely stomach one.

David:
Well, you would have liked him. He was a thief and a liar.

Hook:
Yeah, you would have liked my brother. He could be a stubborn ass.

Pan:
What, you think that kiss actually meant something?

Hook:
I do. I think it means she's finally starting to see me for the man I am.

Pan:
What? A one-handed pirate with a drinking problem? I'm no grown-up, but I'm pretty sure that's less than appealing.

Neal:
So I take it you've a plan, or the whole sacrifice your life thing was just you being dramatic?

David:
There is no hope.

Captain Hook:
If there's one thing I've gleamed from you hero types it's that there's always hope.

Rumplestiltskin:
You're my happy ending. This is. Because it's my redemption. I can be strong son. If you have faith in me.

Belle:
You've always felt more comfortable behind a mask.

Rumplestiltskin:
You were the only one who could ever see past it. Past the mask of the monster.

The Shadow:
Neverland is a place for children to visit in their dreams, not a place for them to live. You were the first to try and stay and in doing so you're breaking the rules.

Henry:
I know all magic comes with a price. Saving magic must come with a price too.

Mr. Gold:
You mind if I, uh, borrow this? You said no magic, I agreed. But I'm not walking in there with nothing but my good looks.

Captain Hook:
Now, I, on the other hand...

David Nolan:
[Tosses him a sword] Here, in case your good looks fail you.

Regina:
You better come through, Gold, or I'll make whatever Pan has planned for you look like child's play. You understand me?

Mr. Gold:
Well, a simple "good luck" would have sufficed.

Malcolm:
He didn't even leave me a shilling for a pint - how rude.

Regina:
Once upon a time there was a queen. And she cast a glorious curse that gave her everything she wanted... or so she thought. She despaired when she learned that revenge was not enough. She was lonely. And so she searched the land for a little boy to be her prince. And then... she found him. And though they lived happily, it was not ever after. There was still an evil out there lurking. The Queen was worried for her prince's safety. While she knew she could vanquish any threat to the boy, she also knew she couldn't raise him without worrying. No. She needed to put her own troubles aside. And put her child first. And so the Queen procured an ancient potion of forgetting. It's all right. If the Queen drinks the potion, she won't forget her child. She'll only forget her worries. Her troubles. Her fears. And with those gone, she - and her prince - can indeed finally live happily ever after.

David:
I didn't think it was possible. A hero, a villain, pirates. That we could all be untied but we were because of the most important piece of the puzzle. A leader.

Peter Pan:
Last words from the Queen. Perhaps a deathbed confession from the one who has the most to regret of all.

Regina:
Yeah, there's one problem with that. I did cast a curse that devastated an entire population.I have tortured and murdered. I've done some terrible things. I should be overflowing with regret, but... I'm *not*. Because it got me my son.

Snow White:
[using their honeymoon as cover to search for Medusa] You aren't mad, are you?

Prince Charming:
I fell in love with you on a troll bridge after you robbed me and hit me over the head with a rock. I knew what I was getting myself into.

Captain Hook:
I made a decision when it comes to Emma. I'm going to back off.

Neal:
Back off?

Captain Hook:
For the sake of the boy. Let his parents have a fair shot. Without a devilishly handsome pirate standing in the way.

Neal:
You serious?

Captain Hook:
Yeah. I *am* dangerously handsome.

Emma:
Sure you don't have other reasons for pushing me toward Neal?

David:
Like what?

Emma:
I don't know. Keeping me away from Hook?

David:
You think I'm interested in Hook? Emma, I'm a married man.

Henry:
[In Pan's body] When we find Pan, remember he's still in my body. So if you have to throw a fireball or something, please avoid the face.

Mary:
And do you know what I saw when I looked inside? Hope.

Henry:
Looks like fairy tales to me.

Mary:
And what exactly do you think fairy tales are? They are a reminder that our lives will get better if we just hold onto hope. Your happy ending may not be what you expect, but that is what will make it so special.

[Peter Pan has some of the Storybrooke characters immobilized by a spell, when Mr. Gold confronts him. Earlier, Pan placed an anti-magic cuff on Gold.]

Peter Pan:
But still,...no magic.

Mr. Gold:
Oh, but I don't need it. You see, you may have lost your shadow, but there's one thing you're forgetting.

Peter Pan:
And what's that?

Mr. Gold:
So have I. I sent it away with something to hide. [His shadow appears with the Dark One dagger in it's hand, and reattaches itself to Mr. Gold. Gold grabs Peter Pan and holds the dagger behind his back.]

Peter Pan:
What are you... doing?!

Mr. Gold:
You see, the only way for YOU to die, is if we BOTH die. And now,... now I'm ready! [Stabs Peter Pan in the back, which causes him to turn back into Malcolm] Hello, poppa.

Malcolm:
Rumple, please. You can stop this. Remove the dagger. We can start over. We can have a happy ending.

Mr. Gold:
Ah, but I'm a villain. And villains don't get happy endings. [Stabs the dagger through his heart, killing himself and Malcolm]

Mother Superior:
Good luck, Snow. Have faith.

Snow White:
That's easy to say when you have magic wings and a wand.

Captain Hook:
His curse remains. Can you stop it? Or should we all start preparing our souls. 'Cause mine's going to take some time.

Regina:
Henry, I was wrong, too. It wasn't your fault. It's mine. I cast the curse out of vengeance. And I'm... I'm the villain. You heard Mr. Gold. Villains don't get happy endings.

Henry:
You're not a villain. You're my mom.

Regina:
I don't run from monsters. They run from me.

Red Riding Hood:
Seems like old times doesn't it? Except not running from Regina but with her.

Snow White:
She's changed. I have to believe for the better.

Red Riding Hood:
I hope it sticks. But regardless, she doesn't look too good. If she hadn't tried to hurt us so many times I might be worried about her.

Rumplestiltskin:
You feed the madness and it feeds on you.

Prince Charming:
A monkey with wings?

The Evil Queen:
Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Neal:
this sounds normal to you guys here.

Belle:
Actually, it is. But not here. Theres is one land that has creatures like this. I've heard about it: Oz.

The Evil Queen:
I think we know exactly who's taking a presence in our castle. The Wicked Witch.

Grumpy:
Are we talking East or West?

Snow White:
Does that matter? Neither one sounds good.

Grumpy:
At one you drop a house on, the other you toss a bucket of water at.

Emma:
You are glad to hear I got my heart broken?

Hook:
If it can be broken, it means it still works.

Hook:
You know something, Swan? Whenever you're around, I inevitably find myself trekking through some manner or woods or forest, courting danger.

Emma:
There's definitely someone living here. Looks empty right now, though.

Hook:
Why are we whispering?

Emma:
Because good hideouts always *look* empty. Trust me. I spent a lot of time tracking down people who don't want to be found. I know about hiding out.

Robin Hood:
[Holding up a bottle of whiskey] What about this? Is this magical?

Regina:
Not exactly. But it is a liquid that can conjure courage, give strength, or even act as a love potion of sorts. It's called whiskey, and no, it's not magical... especially the next day.

Regina:
A good witch covers her tracks, but a better one can uncover them.

Emma:
I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.

Neal:
I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

Robin Hood:
Apologies, m'lady. I thought you were the Wicked Witch.

Regina Mills:
And I thought you were a flying monkey.

Captain Hook:
I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.

Emma Swan:
Let me guess. Rum?

Captain Hook:
Never hurts.

Regina:
This isn't the Wild West.

Zelena:
No, dear. It's the Wicked West. And I want everyone to be there to see the Evil Queen lose.

Regina:
I don't lose.

Zelena:
Neither do I. One of us is about to make history.

David:
And you're sure Cora never said anything about her?

Regina:
I think I would remember if my mother told me she had a love child with a scarecrow.

Wizard:
Be careful. It is one thing to wonder about your past, but another to become envious of things you cannot have.

Regina:
Which means Zelena won't be able to put her hands on that baby.

Mary:
Any idea why she would want to.

Regina:
The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you.

Smee:
Of course there's safe passage. We could outrun them.

Hook:
Not with that torso of yours.

Emma:
Hook's good with Henry and Henry likes him.

Regina:
He's prone to violence, impulsive, and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12-year-old boy wouldn't like?

Snow:
It's happening again. I'm about to give birth, and an evil sorceress is threatening the future of my child.

Regina:
To be fair, the first time I was threatening you. Everyone else just became collateral damage.

Grumpy:
Remind me again why we forgave her?

Regina:
Because I'm helping!

Grumpy:
Wait. You want to sneak into Rumple's castle where he's being held captive by the Wicked Witch? Name's Grumpy, not Stupid.

Charming:
Why do women keep their shoeboxes?

Snow:
Because after True Love there is no more powerful magic than footwear. It has to be protected.

Charming:
We've always shared one heart. It'll only grow strong when you look at that baby's face... and see the love I have for you in its eyes.

Snow:
I've loved you since the first moment I saw you.

Charming:
And I'll love you until my last.

Zelena:
I can do anything.

Gold:
Whether it works or not is irrelevant, dearie. Because no matter what you change of your past... one thing shall remain the same--who you are. And that is a fate you can never escape.

Henry:
Once upon a time you were a villain, Mom. But you've changed. You're a hero now. And defeating bad guys is what heroes do. I believe in you. Now you need to believe, too.

Emma:
That's Regina.

Hook:
Not Regina, love. The Evil Queen.

Emma:
who do i look like -- Marty Mcfly

Hook:
Marty Mcwho?

Regina:
You will help me.

Emma:
She's even worse without the sensible pantsuits.

Hook:
she might remember you when you first arrive in storybrooke

Emma:
She's gonna remember a glimpse of a face thirty years from now?

Hook:
The point is to minimize you making a lasting impression. Sadly, red leather jackets don't come into vogue here... ever.

Emma:
Fine. Well, the only lasting impression I'm concerned right now is what this corset is making on my spleen.

Hook:
Your discomfort is a cross I'm willing to bear.

Rumplestiltskin:
I don't know who you are, dearie, but why don't you run off and let me enjoy my killing in peace?

Emma:
When Henry brought me to Storybrooke, he told me I was the savior. I didn't see what he was really doing. He was not bringing me back to break the curse. He was bringing me home.

Hook:
wonderful. anyone fluent in bug?

Rumplestiltskin:
i see and you brought some luggage

Rumplestiltskin:
what the hell am i doing in here?

Archie:
It is my great honor to officiate this most lovely union. If you'd like to begin your vows.

Belle:
Rumplestiltskin... this thing we have, it's--it's never been easy. I've... I've lost you so many times. I've lost you to darkness, to weakness, and finally, to death. But now I realize... I realize that I have not spent my life losing you. I've spent my life finding you.

Gold:
Belle. when we met, I wasn't just unloved and unloving. I was an enemy of love. Love only brought me pain. My walls were up. But you brought them down. You brought me home. You brought life into my life and chased away all the darkness. And I vow to you I will never forget the distance between what I was and what I am. I owe more to you than I can ever say. How you can see the man behind the monster I will never know.

Belle:
But that monster is gone. And the man beneath him may be flawed... but we all are. And I love you for it. Sometimes the best book has the dustiest jacket. And sometimes the best teacup is chipped.

Emma:
"You traded your ship for me?"

Hook:
"Aye."

Henry:
Why did you bring me here?

Peter Pan:
For quite some time, I've sought something extremely important. Something more elusive than the greatest of all mysteries.

Henry:
What?

Peter Pan:
The heart of the truest believer. And when you took that pixie dust, Henry, and jumped off that cliff, you proved yourself. You are the lucky owner of that very special heart. And now you, and it, are mine.

Blue Fairy:
Green, this is not a woman you can help. She is surrounded by darkness.

Tinker Bell:
Sounds to me like she's exactly someone who could use help. Maybe if you let me have some pixie dust...

Blue Fairy:
Not a chance. You fly away from this one, Green.

Tinker Bell:
My name isn't "Green." It's Tinker Bell. And I can't believe you want me to ignore someone who needs help. It's not very fairy-like.

Mr. Gold:
Self-preservation has been a nasty habit I've had my whole life.

Snow White:
[after Ariel saves her from drowning] Thank you.

Ariel:
No problem. You might wanna try diving in calmer waters next time.

[Snow White looks down at the water and notices Ariel has a tail]

Snow White:
You're a...

Ariel:
Yeah. I'm a mermaid. Name's Ariel.

Hook:
What's our next stop on this mission?

Neal Cassidy:
Dark Hollow.

Emma Swan:
Really? Why couldn't it be called something like Sunshine Valley or Rainbow Cove?

Malcolm:
When I was a boy, my father sold me to a blacksmith. All day in front of hot coals, the sweat and the grime. But every night I would say to myself: "Think lovely thoughts!" And in my sleep, I would travel to the most wonderful place.

Young Rumplestiltskin:
What was it called?

Malcolm:
Neverland

Adoption Agent:
I've never heard of Storybrooke.

Regina:
It's a hidden gem. Peaceful. Perfect for children. It's like a fairy tale. You should come visit sometime.

Adoption Agent:
I get two weeks off a year, and all due with respect, Sandals has an inclusive buffet. You got that in Storybrooke?

Regina:
I'm afraid not.

Peter Pan:
[in Henry's body] Everyone will forget who they are. Time will stand still. And Felix, we will be in charge.

Felix:
This whole place?

Peter Pan:
Yes. And when we're done with it, it's going to be the new Neverland.

The Wicked Witch of the West:
The Queen may be Evil, but I'm Wicked. And Wicked always wins.

Regina:
As you said, I just needed to find something to live for.

Robin:
And you found it? What?

Regina:
The one thing I haven't had in a very long time. Someone to destroy.

Regina:
When we face our deepest fears, our true courage comes out. When you used the hilt of your sword to vanquish your fears, your courage transferred into it.

David:
Why did it disappear?

Regina:
It didn't disappear. She took it.

Regina:
This isn't the Wild West.

Zelena:
No, dear. It's the Wicked West.

Walsh:
You're evil.

Zelena:
Not evil, dear. Wicked.

Mary Margaret:
I killed Cora. She sensed my presence and found a way to bleed through into our world.

Regina:
[discussing with Snow and Charming about Zelena enacting the Dark Curse] To do it, you have to give up the thing you love most. From what I gather, Zelena doesn't love much.

Dorothy:
Y-you mean this isn't Kansas?

Glinda:
I'm afraid not. Welcome to Oz.