One on One, Season 1

Breanna:
And I am behind your back and all your pickup lines is whack.

Flex:
When my daughter is in town, my pants don't come down.

Arnaz:
You guys want to be my groupies?

Spirit and Breanna:
No

Arnaz:
Groupies get in free.

Spirit and Breanna:
We can come

Arnaz:
(singing) Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! take my chances, hit the door! I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!

Breanna:
Uh, I'm in apartment 8.

Arnaz:
first you ruin our friendship, now my song!

Breanna:
[writing a letter to Tracy] Dear Tracy I hate you, you disgust me, missing much, Breanna.

Spirit:
Girl you are baring your soul too much.

Arnaz:
Especially for a guy who smells like Cheetos.

Flex:
You are not Destiny's Child, you are my child so Beyonce yourself back in the room and change.

Spirit:
So the whole breakup with Keith was fake.

Breanna:
Girl, it was as fake as the Gucci boots his momma was wearing.

Breanna:
You're not going to tell my daddy I scratched his record.

Duane:
Aw. The tears of a child, and yet I feel nothing.

Breanna:
(mimicking Arnaz) Come on Bre. Lets relive the 80's. Its gonna be a stone cold groove.

Arnaz:
Oh. Ok Ms. "You know." Uh-huh Uh-huh.

Natasha:
You must be Spirit. Breanna was right you're not afraid to take fashion risks.

Spirit:
Yeah, girl. So you'll be surprised with what I can put together. BAM, my mama's old bathroom rug from yesterday, a new coat today. Girl, it's 2002, get with times.

[Arnaz on the phone with Natasha]

Arnaz:
I'm countin' the minutes till you get back from your grandma's, Natasha. No, I miss you more. Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!

Spirit:
Are you as disgusted as I am?

Breanna:
Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!

Natasha:
Your lips are so soft.

Arnaz:
So are yours, Breanna.

Natasha:
BREANNA!?

Derrick:
You wanna be down with us?

Arnaz:
Me, a member of the McKinley Pros? AWESOME! I mean...hell yeah.

Breanna:
That was really cool of you, Arnaz. Maybe I can forgive you for what you did with Natasha in my room.

Arnaz:
Dang, Breanna. Do you really wanna know what happened with Natasha in your bedroom? Nothing! In fact, she broke up with me, and hasn't spoken to me since. You happy?

Flex:
take of care your self.

Tonya:
Not before I take care of you Mr.Flex "Walk out on me" Washington.

Nicole:
You know Flex, it looks like the only thing your gonna get is "best looking" in the team photo.

Flex:
Yeah especially if you're in it.

Flex:
I don't care if he's your butcher, your baker, your candle stick maker

Flex:
It won't be no rub a dub dubbing up in here.

Duane:
in other words, splish splash your ass somewhere else

tiffiny:
Your cheers are way to ghetto.

Breanna:
Hold-up who she be callin' ghetto.

Tiffiny:
You and your friend are spunky

Breanna:
thanks we can keep a good attitude.

Tiffiny:
I mean spunky the funky possum one can be the head and one could be the ass.

Tonya:
What in the hell is going on here