One on One, Season 4

[cell phone ring]

Spirit:
It's my momma.

[cell phone ring]

Breanna:
It's my daddy.

[cell phone ring]

Arnaz:
It's my Duane.

Flex:
Your ran away with my daughter, Arnaz. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't choke the life out you?

Flex:
Nobody looks like the girls in the magazines! The girls in the magazines don't even look like the girls in the magazines! Baby Girl No Matter what you're beautiful.

Spirit:
My head hurts. This is worse than when my weave is too tight.

Breanna:
My God, he's getting dumber by the minute. What did I ever see in him?

Breanna:
And, I'm back in.

Breanna:
Daddy, its been a whole week, and Arnaz still hasn't called. And I'm pretty sure he knows how to use his phone, because I showed him again before we left.

Flex:
Oh, baby. I'm sure he's fine. We would've heard something by now. I mean, that's what the 11-o-clock news is for.

Arnaz:
Did somebody say pizza?

Spirit:
So, Arnaz slept all day?

Breanna:
Yep. Lazy boy, with no goals, no direction, and no body fat. God, I love him.