Project Runway, Season 3

Stacey:
(to Tim) What if I put them along here? That could be quite special!

Jeffrey:
Poor Vincent. He's obviously nuts.

(When picking teams, Angela is the only one left)

Vincent:
Well, I'm happy to work with Alison.

Angela:
Angela.

Robert:
There are enough rhinestones.

Kayne:
Robert, we bought four million bags of rhinestones, we will put them on till our fingernails bleed.

Robert:
She's a beauty queen, not a disco ball!

Vincent:
(to Angela) I need you to step three feet away from me.

Angela:
I'll step back a foot and a half, if you step back a foot and a half.

Vincent:
(on working with Angela) This was the nightmare of my life.

Jeffrey:
What if Bradley goes home on his birthday? That's all I'm saying.

Robert:
See, I have this thing about stories. I hate them. I think they're stupid.

Keith:
God help us all, I hope Bradley's not out, but he is taking way too long with his garment. I don't know what the hell's going on. If he would have just gone with his vision, it still couldn't have been any worse than anything that Angela did.

Keith:
(about Angela's design) She's making an outfit right now for the dog show that's like a big bag of Skittles. Purple and pink and scary.

Keith:
(in confessional) Laura. Oh my god. She's Bad Mommy.

Keith:
I know that this challenge is about accessorising the dog, but it's so lame.

Vincent:
You know, Bradley is definitely Bradley. He likes to jump off bridges and find things as he falls.

Robert:
Bradley is running around crazy, like a man without a country.

Bradley:
It was a great birthday because...my model didn't go nude down the runway.

Nina Garcia:
(to Angela) I don't get it, I don't get your explanation about the assistant to the director to the art camp in Paris. (pauses) I don't even know what to say.

Laura:
(on a team with Angela and Michael) We were actually really happy with Angela's fabric selection. It was more appropriate for the challenge, not full-tilt boogie Angela quilted extravaganza...of puff.

Angela:
I am leading Tim towards the light!

Bradley:
I don't know shit about Cher.

Michael Knight:
I'm not trying to play Captain Save-A-Ho.

Robert:
(to model Amanda) Amanda, I cannot take on your issues from childhood.

Bradley:
TRESemme. Yeah, I used their gel last night and I think it made my hair look better today.

Tim Gunn:
I hate hot pants, but they're very now.

Kayne:
(in confessional) My model is Amanda, and Amanda will not shut up. Are you freaking kidding me? Shut up! You should be pretty and seen and not open your mouth.

Model (Katie Champion):
(trying to explain to Bradley who Cher is) Cher is more into pop music right now.

Bradley:
You mean pop music like Prince?

Robert:
Another hard day at the waste-management recycling center.

Robert:
I recycle papers...plastics...ex-boyfriends...

Kayne:
I grew up white trash, so my sister and I used to go dumpster diving all the time. I basically grew up in a trash can.

Vincent:
I let things evolve. I don't own the future. I don't go there, you know what I mean?

Kayne:
(talking about Laura) Her dress is cute.

Robert:
It says, FOR NUTS ONLY. It looks like a straightjacket. I was like, she's sewing for herself again.

Kayne:
I went overboard. It's one of those things where I just kept adding and adding and it ended up looking like a toad exploded on it.

Robert:
(about his recyling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress... albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.

Laura:
I worry about - wonder about your choices so often, sweetheart.

Kayne:
Well, honey, I worry about your character, and that's worse.

Michael Kors:
(about Alison's model) She looks like a paper brioche.

Jeffrey:
(on designing a dress for Angela's mom) I ended up with Angela's mom because...I think God got drunk today.

Laura:
(about being pregnant with her sixth child) Five, six, seven...I'll just throw it on top of the pile with the other ones.

Michael Kors:
(to Angela) You're a mess just standing there.

Uli:
Mr. Kayne! Time to get up!

Kayne:
Oh god! Shoot me in the face.

Jeffrey:
They say it's a party. It's never a party.

Jeffrey:
When Heidi introduced the second 'special' guest, it was Angela. And she sure was 'special'...if you know what I mean.

Michael:
I even made a white girl look like she had some ass. That's how damn sexy my dress is.

Uli:
(about Michael's dress) To me, it looks like one of these ads in the magazine, you know...I'm alone at home, please call me at 1-800...whatever...you know, these, these sex ads.

Heidi:
But first before we start with that, I would love to hear how it's been been recognized by people since the show started airing. Bradley, How it's been for you? You look different.

Bradley:
(Now shaved and with short hair) They don't recognize me anymore

Tim Gunn:
Now they will after they see this show.

Tim Gunn:
(leaning down) What is that?

Bennett-Shelton Child #4:
Turtle poop.

Tim Gunn:
(straightening up and backing away) Eww! I don't think I want any turtle poop!