Reba, Season 4

Cheyenne:
Mom, Dad... I have great news... I'm an alcoholic!

(Everyone stares at her)

Van:
I'm having a beer.

Brock:
What's wrong, Van? Are you on the wagon?

Van:
Yes! And they shouldn't call it a wagon because wagons are fun!

Cheyenne:
You probably think this sounds really weird.

Reba:
No, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!

Cheyenne:
But I don't WANT a drinking problem!

Reba:
I don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either, but crapstorms happen!

Cheyenne (thinks):
What am I gonna do?

Reba:
The first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)

Reba (walks to Cheyenne):
Here's the second thing. (hugs her)

Cheyenne:
I'm scared Mom, I really am.

Reba:
I know, baby.