Road Rovers, A Day In The Life

Master:
Gather round, Rovers. You have a busy day ahead of you. Here's your schedule: free the hostages, attend the peace treaty signing, and track down this unidentified alien spaceraft.

Hunter:
Sure thing, Master, but what do you want us to do after lunch?

Colleen:
Ha! Now there's your comedy.

Hunter:
Le's move out, Rovers!

Blitz:
Now hold it right there. Why is Hunter in charge all the time? What about me? How come you're always the leader?

Hunter:
Well, for one thing I'm smarter.

Blitz:
No you're not.

Hunter:
Yeah I am.

Blitz:
Prove it.

Hunter:
Okay. [points to the left] Look over there.

Blitz:
What?

Hunter:
[points to the right] Now look over there.

Blitz:
What?

Hunter:
[points left again] Look over there.

Blitz:
What?

[continues with Shag, Exile, and Colleen watching]

Colleen:
[looking at watch] This could go on forever.

Colleen:
When do I get to drive?

Hunter:
As soon as my license gets revoked.

Colleen:
Your pilot license?

Both:
[in unison] No. My dog license.

Colleen:
You know, I think we've done this joke.

Hunter:
That's true. We're recycling.

Colleen:
[in response to Hunter's order to activate the boosters] Roger!

[Colleen pushes button, sonic rover blasts into the distance]

Hunter:
Nice work, Colleen. But don't call me Roger.

Colleen:
[as the Rovers, minus Hunter, are about to be swallowed up by a flying saucer] Yet another unexpected twist.

Exile:
Bummer.

Voice:
[to Shag, currently being interrogated] Tell us about the inner workings of the Road Rovers!

Shag:
Ri Rant Ry Rawyer!

Voice:
What did he say?

Colleen:
[translating] He said he wants his lawyer.

Shag:
Rah!

Colleen:
So, Huntie....

Huter:
Yeah?

Colleen:
There's a moon out tonight.

Hunter:
Huh. Cool.

Colleen:
So, do you want to go for a walk on the beach?

Hunter:
Do I?! You bet!

[on the beach, Colleen walking Hunter in dog form on a leash]

Colleen:
This is not exactly what I had in mind.