Shake It Up, Season 1

Rocky:
Good morning.

CeCe:
Ladies and gentlemen.

Rocky:
We´re here for your commuting entertainment.

CeCe:
If you like us, please give us a dollar. If you don´t like us - [Scoffs] Who am I kidding? You are gonna love us. [Giving a hat to people] Hit it, Rocky! (Rocky turns on some music and starts dancing with CeCe. After Rocky and CeCe finish dancing)

CeCe:
How'd we do, how'd we do?

Rocky:
It's a stinking dime!

CeCe:
Oh come on people! Yesterday there was a guy here with a psychic cat. His name was Mittens and even I gave him a dollar.

Rocky:
So let's try this again people.

Rocky:
I'm Rocky and over there is CeCe and we're the only ones in our class that don't have cellphones.

CeCe:
Plus we need operations!

CeCe:
How did we do this time?

Rocky:
Someone stole our dime!

CeCe:
Yo, Rocky! Hustle it up. School starts in 20!

Mrs Jones:
QUIT YELLING!!! You're gonna wake the whole neighborhood!

CeCe:
Shhhhh!

Mrs Jones:
Did you shush me?

CeCe:
Well I wouldn't have to yell if only...

Mrs Jones:
I had a cellphone.

CeCe:
How'd you know I was gonna say that?

Mrs Jones:
Sweetheart, those were your first words. (Mrs. Jones grabs her handcuffs) Alright, I'm off. To fight crime.

CeCe:
Mom.

Mrs Jones:
Yeah?

CeCe:
You're a cop, not a superhero.

Mrs Jones:
A single mom raising two kids on her own is a superhero. The only reason I'm not using a cape is because I'm behind on laundry.

Rocky:
Hottie alert, hottie alert. Can he be any cuter?

Rocky:
Call me! You know, if I ever get a cellphone.

Deuce:
Hey Cece, hey Rocky, what's up?

Rocky and CeCe:
Hi Deuce.

Deuce:
Check it out, chicas. Two tickets for Lady Gaga, $50, obstructed view.

Rocky:
How obstructed?

Deuce:
Ladies room stall 3.

CeCe:
As tempting as that is, we're saving for cellphones.

Deuce:
Are you sure? I'll throw in a complimentary watch.

Rocky:
You sold us THESE watches

Rocky:
Mine has the big hand and her's has the little one.

Deuce:
I begged you to buy the warranty.

Deuce:
Not so fast! I got something that is perfect for you ladies. Check this out. (Deuce shows Rocky and CeCe the Shake It Up Chicago flier)

CeCe:
Shake It Up Chicago. Auditions on the 10th. Looking for teen background dancers 13 and up."

CeCe:
Get out of here! Shake It Up Chicago is only like our favorite TV dance show in the world!

Rocky:
We watch it every Saturday. Those dancers are sick.

CeCe:
Oh I would so kill you to be on that show!

Rocky:
Oh I would so let you!

Deuce:
Hey what time you got?

CeCe:
8.

Rocky:
13.

Deuce:
Late for English

Gunther:
Hello, peoples. I am Gunther.

Tinka:
And I'm Tinka.

Gunther:
Und we are -

Gunther and Tinka:
The Hessenheffers.

CeCe:
We know who you are. You've been exchanged students since the 1st grade.

Rocky:
And when do we get to exchange you back?

Tinka:
I see you have a flier for the Shake It Up Chicago local popular television dance program .

Gunther:
We also have a flier.

Gunther:
Now it's your chance to exit from the audition gracefully, hanging your heads like dogs.

CeCe:
Wait a second, Stinka.

Rocky:
That was a good one!

CeCe:
Was that a good one?! (Both laugh, then suddenly turn serious) Why wouldn't we audition? We are the best dancers in Chicago.

Gunther:
Don't be "luninatic"! You're not even the best dancers in this whole space!

Tinka:
Is that the bell for class? Or is it your cellphones that don't exist.

Tinka and Gunther:
(Showing off their cellphones) Text us!

CeCe:
Hey, we should practice some moves for the audition.

Rocky:
Yeah, about that. I don't think I'm ready for this. Maybe Gunther and Tinka are right.

CeCe:
Why would you listen to anything they say? What are you? "Luninatic"?

Deuce:
Whoa! What's CeCe doing on TV?

Ty:
I don't know! For a girl who isn't on the show, she's on the show a lot.

Flynn:
Sure she has time to dance on TV but she can't pick up a lousy pack of bacon?

CeCe:
It's called a key. (Angrily) Where's the key!?

Flynn:
(From the apartment) Breakfast is not a bag of vomit. (Holds up the key to the handcuffs)

Deuce:
Can you believe that? Scared of a little roach. Is there something on my shoulder? I'm not scared of the roach. I'm not. I am not. Go ahead and tell me it's the roach right now.

Rocky:
It's the roach.

Deuce:
(screams and runs out of the restaurant)

Cece:
Uh, hit the road, buzzkill. This is a solo gig.

Rocky:
Cece, you're asleep, this is a dream.

Cece:
I know... A Dream Come True!

Rocky:
Uh... you don't find it strange that you were making out with Robert Pattinson before you came out here and started dancing?

Cece:
Don't worry, I didn't let him bite my neck.

Rocky:
OK, if this isn't a dream, then uh... why is Gary Wilde dressed as a giant hotdog, dancing with some squeezy mustard?

Cece:
(while sleeping) I'm a star... no i'm a Super Star.

Rocky:
(trying to wake Cece up) Wake up, wake up... WAKE UP!!

Cece:
Ah! (turns to Rocky) Oh, Hey Rocky. I was having a dream and you were there and Gary Wilde was a hotdog... dancing with some squeezy mustard. What do you think that's about?

Rocky:
Um... You shouldn't have eaten 4 hotdogs last night.

Cece:
(surprised) Wow, You're Good.

Rocky:
OK, get up, get dressed, you know Mrs. Locassio from the 3rd floor?

Cece:
The woman who doesn't like you?

Rocky:
She does like me... everyone likes me!!

Cece:
Senior Center? Unless you're talking about High School Seniors... I'm going back to sleep. (goes back to sleep again)

Rocky:
(snatches the pillow off her head and hits her with it to force her to get up) WAKE UP!

Cece:
(still asleep, yet responds) I'm up, I'm up, I'm up...(Rocky hits Cece on the head with a pillow and Cece finally got up.) I'M UP!!!!!!

Rocky:
Isn't Community Service great?

Cece:
Sure, if you try to stay out of jail.

Rocky:
What's the matter Mrs. Locassio, is your arthritis acting up and you can't clap your hands?

Mrs. Locassio:
You call that dancing? I dance better then that when I was a Vegas Show Girl and I did it in my Birthday suit. Of course, that was before I had my hip replaced.

Rocky:
Well, let's see how good you really are, cause it's time for everyone to dance. And remember... It's NOT your birthday.

Cece:
Uh Huh! Oh Yeah! Say What! Say What! (lifts the old mans arms and swings it) Who's Got The Groove, Who's Got The Groove?

Old Man On The Wheelchair:
I don't know about the groove but I know I got the gout.

Rocky:
Come On, Dancing is a great way to get exercise and increase mobility!

Mrs. Locassio:
I don't wanna dance, leave me alone... I don't Like you!

Rocky:
Well, I mean, sure you do! I mean, everybody likes me...I'm adorable.

Cece:
Come On, Dance!!

Rocky:
Let's have fun. Ready. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh. (accidentally bumps into Mrs. Locassios right hip)

Mrs. Locassio:
OW!!! I think you broke my OTHER hip!!

Rocky:
WOW! This guy is amazing, I mean does he even have any bones in his body? He's like a jellyfish... A DANCING JELLYFISH!

CeCe:
I'll never get a Spotlight Dance. Why do I have to be born with a spinal column?!

Rocky:
And the last couple stand, wins 5 grand for the charity.

Mrs. Locassio:
You two will never win the marathon, you're too weak and scrony. What we need is a couple of Fat Broads dancing for us.

Rocky:
Come on Mrs. Locassio, everybody else seems to be excited about this.

Mrs. Locassio:
You think they're excited now? Watch this. Bingo! (everyone claps)

Cece:
Would it kill her to say "Thank You"

Rocky:
Cece, this isn't about getting props, it's about bringing in a little joy to the elderly, beside Mrs. Locassio reminds me of my grandmother.

Cece:
Really?... Your grandmother doesn't like you?

Rocky:
Grammy likes me, Mrs. Locassio likes me... EVERYONE LIKES ME!

Mrs. Locassio:
Let me know when you stop talking, I'll turn my hearing aid back on.

Cece:
Well, before you do... I have a few choice words for you-(Rocky covers Cece's mouth and drags her away from Mrs. Locassio)

Rocky:
(enters in Cece's apartment)Hey, hey hey!

Cece:
Yo Rocky, look what I got for us for the Shake It Up Marathon... Bang, Pow, Zoom energy drinks.

Rocky:
(about the energy drinks)Wait,each can has more caffeine than 3 cups of coffee.

Cece:
Exactly, but you're saying it's wrong (enthusiastically)Each can has more caffeine than 3 cups of coffee.

Rocky:
If we drink all this, we'll be up till Christmas.

Cece:
Exactly, You're saying it wrong(enthusiastically)If we drink this-

Rocky:
Yeah ,Yeah I get it!

Cece:
What?! It's just fruit punch... with a little kick.

Rocky:
That's how it starts. First energy drinks. That leads to harder stuff, next thing you know, you're thrown of the show, you drop out of school, your mom kicks you out, and you're living behind a dumpster! And everyone knows that you can't plug your cell phone into a rat's mouth!

Rocky:
She does like me! EVERYBODY LIKES ME!

Tinka:
Not everybody.

CeCe:
Why dance for someone who doesn't even appreciate it?

Rocky:
Because I'm going to get a thank you from that OLD BAT IF IT KILLS ME!

CeCe:
Aha, I was right. This is all about Mrs. Locassio!

Rocky:
Fine, I admit it. I don't care. I'm going to get her to like me.

CeCe:
Rocky, why does everyone have to like you?

Rocky:
Because if someone likes you it means you're a good person.

CeCe:
Rocky,trust me. You're the greatest person I know.

Rocky:
(Smiles) Hearing that from you is even better than hearing it from Mrs. Locassio.

CeCe:
So can we stop now?

Rocky:
No. We are going to be the last ones standing. Even if you're not standing.(Grabs CeCe, puts her on her back and drags her around the dance floor)

CeCe:
Let's hang. Let's get crazy! Let's go meet boys! Love You! Bye grandma. (hangs up)

Cece:
I don't want to have poop on the toilet seat

Gunther:
(walks through the hallways) Hey dude. Up top, come on. Here we go. (goes to high five a couple of guys) Nah, never mind. (sees a pretty girl) How you doing? (circles around her then keeps walking)

Rocky:
[still inside the cell with CeCe] Ugh! Orange is not my color. I look like a traffic cone.

CeCe:
Who cares? We're locked in! Come on Rocky, you have to do something! You know I don't do well in small spaces! [freaking out]

Rocky:
[opens the cell door] Look, we're out.

CeCe:
[relieved] Thank goodness we got out while I was still young.

Ms. Jones:
But if you do sneak out, bring home some milk. [laughs hysterically then leaves]

Rocky:
I will take full responsibility for this and I will not make any excuses. [points at CeCe] CeCe made me!

CeCe:
I wonder if anyone saw shake it up Chicago yesterday?

(Everyone applauds them as they walk down the school hallway)

Rocky:
I'd say they did...is this all for us?

CeCe:
It's a miracle..I don't hate school anymore!

Deuce:
Make way make way, I need a two shot of the stars!

Rocky:
Deuce what are you doing?

Deuce:
I'm making a documentary for my film making class. No pressure, but it's half my grade and if you guys are lame I'm looking at summer school.

CeCe:
If you don't stop now, you'll be cleaning up hurl!

CeCe:
(has guacamole on face) I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! Hehehe!

CeCe:
But that's how we work, one of us acts like this, the other one acts like that, and since your'e acting like that, then I'm forced to act like this! (goes to a girl on the couch) Get your feet off the furniture! Were you raised in a barn? (puts the girl's feet down and goes to a guy) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch that glass! Those coasters are there for a reason! (puts a drink on the coaster and goes to another guy with long hair) And you, get a haircut! You look like a hodlum!

Flynn:
You can make a man man up, but you can't make him a man.

Ty:
Oh no I don't need your help. I attract more women than a Labrador puppy. I have more chicks than a poultry ranch. I've got so many girls around me, my nickname is shoe sale!

Rocky:
Cece, Ty has already found his true love. In the mirror.

CeCe:
Ten thousand dollars!? Smack my face with a Kansas city pickle!

Teacher:
And now, the second place award for physical fitness goes to....Rocky Blue!

CeCe:
(jumping up and down) Go Rock!

Rocky:
Yeah, second place again. Well, whoopty-do.

Teacher:
Indeed. Whoopty-do! And first place goes to....Candy Cho!

Candy:
Thank you, I love you. Goooo Bulldogs!

Teacher:
Well, now our final award of the day, the coveted "Community Service Award", goes to the student who has tirelessly dedicated their time to bettering our community. But first the runner up, Rocky Blue.

Rocky:
Seriously? Second place? On Thanksgiving, I personally cooked 300 turkeys. My hands still smell like giblets. I helped build four houses for Habitat for Humanity. They only needed two. Michelle Obama hugged me on the local news!

Teacher:
That must be exciting, thank you. Now the first place goes to....

Rocky:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. Candy Cho. Gooo Buldogs. (stomps offstage)

CeCe:
You know, for a smart girl, you really miss a lot of sarcasm.

Rocky:
Wow, this is totally....you put a lot of work into....this is really...okay, I give up. What is it?

CeCe:
It started out as a volcano, it was briefly a jet engine, but then a Johnny Depp movie came on TV, and now it's a giant thumb.

Tinka:
And they wonder why the science teacher weeps at lunch!

Sally:
Cece, Rocky.

Cece:
Yes Sally?

Sally:
Me and other other girls can't stand Eileen. And we want your help to get her out of the contest.

'Rocky:
Why? Are you afraid she might take the crown away from you?

Sally:
No, she's just not pageant people. She has knobby knees, bad hair, talks about sports and dresses like a boy.

Cece:
Who are you? Little miss perfect?

Sally:
Actually yes. I won that title six months ago in Milwaukee. Wanna see my trophy, it's bigger than you.

Rocky:
Everything's bigger than her. Okay so Eileen does not have the right spot but she's real and fun and cute, but she has the right to be here as you do.

Sally:
Fine, if she'll go down easy? Then she'll go down hard and trust me this will end in tears.

Rocky:
Hey what's your name? I'm Rocky.

Eileen:
I'm Eileen. Can you do me a favor?

Rocky:
Yeah sure what is it?

Eileen:
Get me out of here!

Rocky:
Yeah I'm not that thrilled to be here either. My best friend made me.

Eileen:
Well my mom made me. She was a little cutie queen, so were my two sisters and if I don't join she won't let me go out for the baseball team!

Rocky:
You must be miserable.

Gary Wilde:
Guys, the producers want to add some new stuff to the Shake It Up, Chicago website, so we need someone to host a, uh...

Gunter:
Puppet show? We are ready! (with puppet) I am little Gunter!

Tinka:
(with puppet) And I am little Tinka!

Both:
(with puppets) And we are the little Hessenheffers!

Rocky:
And I'm a little nausceas!

Gary:
As tempting as that is...no.

Rocky:
CeCe's little crush has been brewing for a long time. You know how many times I've heard: "Oh Gunter's so cute, Gunter's such a great dancer, Oh I wonder what Gunter would look like on a horse!"

CeCe:
I think he gets it!

Gunter:
Yes, I do get it. And by the way, I look magnificent on a horse!

Gary:
Shake It Up, Chicago is turning 15, and we're throwing ourselves the biggest birthday bash ever! And you're invited! But please don't come down to the studio. A couple of you showed up last year, and it was just awkward for everyone.

CeCe:
Losers!

Rocky:
Uh, CeCe? That was us.

CeCe:
Oh yeah. I meant, jerks!

Gary:
There's Angie and Ronnie! They were the CeCe and Rocky of the first season-joined at the hip, bestest of friends, buddies for life!

Angie:
I hate you, and I hope your face breaks out in warts!

Ronnie:
Gosh Angie, you're exactly like I remember you: awful!

Gary:
Oh, look at you two catching up!

Cece:
We had the Generation dance right in the palm of our hands and those mean old ladies ruined everything.

Rocky:
Cece, they're 30. They're not old. They're middle aged.

Cece:
They were best friends. What happened to them?

Rocky:
Cece, isn't it obvious?

Cece:
Absolutely. Just tell me so I know we're on the same page.

Coach Lessor:
Do you think I'm going to let you walk out there and risk further injury? Heck no I'm not! Grab some bench.

CeCe:
But all I can do over there is text and do my makeup! Oh, hurry up and get better leg!

(Coach blows whistle and walks away)

Rocky:
Wow. Very impressive performance, CeCe. Luckily he didn't notice that you switched legs when you limped over here!

Cece:
[to coach Lessor]Is Cece throwing up in her mouth? You bet I am.

Mrs. Hessenheffer:
Here are the bones of welcome! (kneels and presents bones to girls)

Rocky:
Wow, this is embarrassing. We didn't bring any dead things for you guys!

Rocky:
No,Cece.I´m begging you don´t!

Cece:
Oh,come on,give me a little credit.Oh,nows my chance![going away]

Gunther and Tinka:
[coming].

Tinka:
Where is Cece going?

Rocky:
To embarrass herself.

Gunther:
And isn´t that what she just did on the show?

Flynn:
This is like losing my favorite sister!

CeCe:
What?!

Flynn:
Sorry, no offense!

Rocky:
Aha! I knew it! I knew you guys cared!

CeCe:
Of course we care!

Rocky:
Then what is wrong with you people? I didn't want to go to New York! Why didn't anybody stop me?

CeCe:
We didn't want to hold you back!

Rocky:
Hold me back from what? Being with everyone I love?

Ty:
We love you too!

Deuce:
CeCe made us pretend we didn't care!

Rocky:
(glares at CeCe) Why would you do that?

CeCe:
I was trying something new!

Rocky:
Like what?

CeCe:
Being supportive!

Rocky:
Well knock it off!

CeCe:
Ok. I promise, I will be selfish and never support you in anything you do ever again.

Rocky:
Aww! Now that's the CeCe I know and love.(Hugs CeCe)

Rocky:
What just happened?

CeCe:
Let's see. She Pleaded, she would Only take yes for an answer,and she Cried when all else failed.

CeCe and Rocky:
(Gasp) We just got Pooed!

Rocky:
CeCe, CeCe I can't sleep

CeCe:
Me neither

Rocky:
Whoa uh how long have you been in my bed?

CeCe:
Long enough to know that your butt really does hang out of that gown

Rocky:
CeCe I'm scared

CeCe:
I know you are

Rocky:
What if they can't fix my foot, what If I'll never be able to dance again. Taking away dancing would be like taking away breathing and what about us? Dancing together it's what we do, what will that do to our friendship? You’re just gonna find another partner

CeCe:
Another partner? Don't be ridiculous I mean who else will put up with me?

CeCe:
Come on Rocky stop it you'll be fine

Rocky:
But what if I'm not? What will I do then?

CeCe:
I don't know but whatever it is I'll be right there next to you, I will always be right there next to you

Rocky:
Thanks