She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

Jennifer Walters:
My theory. Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service.

Bruce Banner:
Says who?

Jennifer Walters:
The History Channel. So he becomes Captain America. And from that moment on, a symbol of America. He is rushed to the front lines. He becomes a war hero. Then he is frozen in ice. So based on everything you've told me, after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster to world-threatening disaster. That's when he's not a fugitive from the law, right? So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy.

Bruce Banner:
All you're doing is repeating everything that I've already told you about my friend and colleague.

Jennifer Walters:
Obviously, Captain America was a virgin.

Jennifer Walters:
I thought the point was to prevent me from turning into a Hulk.

Smart Hulk:
These transformations are triggered by distressed, emotional sates. So we need to know the exact threshold that causes it for you. The triggers are anger and fear.

Jennifer Walters:
Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing.

Smart Hulk:
Alright, then let's try this.

[He presses a button which unleashes a wall of saws inside the chamber with Jennifer.]

Jennifer Walters:
Bruce! It kinda feels like if I don't transform, I'm gonna die! Do you have a plan B for that?

Smart Hulk:
Ha, nope.

Jennifer Walters:
"No"? Ah! Not funny, Bruce! [She tears off the helmet on her head] What? You're just gonna kill me? Come on!

Smart Hulk:
Put on the helmet, we need the data!

[The wall of saws come even closer]

Jennifer Walters:
[eyes bulging in fear] WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY USE THIS CHAMBER FOR, YOU PSYCHOPATH?!

[She covers her eyes; suddenly two very large green arms smash the wall and pushes it back where it started. Jennifer has successfully Hulked out.]

Smart Hulk:
[thumbs up] Yes! Yes. Yes.

[She-Hulk growls and turns towards the door, tearing it loose]

Smart Hulk:
No! No!

[He backs away as She-Hulk breaks free from the chamber and approaches him, roaring angrily]

Smart Hulk:
Easy, girl! Easy! Easy.

[Suddenly, the rage and anger disappear from She-Hulk's face]

She-Hulk:
Why are you talking to me like I'm a stray horse?

[Smart Hulk wakes Jennifer up with an air horn. She turns into her Hulk form, wrecking the bed.]

Jennifer Walters:
[upset] Jeez! What the hell, man!

Smart Hulk:
You're still in control? No overwhelming feelings of rage?

Jennifer Walters:
No, a normal amount of rage!!

Smart Hulk:
You do revert back to Jen form when you sleep.

Jennifer Walters:
Was the air horn really necessary?

Smart Hulk:
[amused] For comedy, absolutely.

Courtroom witness:
This chick -- pretty decent -- turned into a Hulk, like, like a Chick-Hulk.

TV reporter:
[facing the camera] A She-Hulk?

Courtroom witness:
[faces the camera and points] Exactly.

Morris Walters:
That Hawkeye guy. What happens to those arrows of his? I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done?