Sleepy Hollow, Season 3 (2015–16)

Ichabod Crane:
  Where's my package?

I.C.E. officer:
  You can file a claim for seized items online.

Ichabod Crane:
  Now look here:  The right to personal property is a fundamental—

Abbie Mills:
  Crane, I'll make sure you get your stuff back later.

Ichabod Crane:
  This is precisely the abuse of centralised federal power that Thomas Jefferson warned us against.

Ichabod Crane:
The American Dream is dead! What else are we to conclude when the door to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is so cruelly slammed in our faces?! This nation was forged so that anyone who came to her shores may have the opportunity to place yet another brick on her imperfect masonry.

Abbie Mills:
[to herself] Here comes Jefferson.

Ichabod Crane:
Quoth Jefferson, "We have more machinery of government than is necessary".

Ichabod Crane:
Lieutenant, I'm going to do it.

Abbie Mills:
Do what?

Ichabod Crane:
Become a full citizen of this country.  Yes, I have rejected my fealty to England, but I am yet to consummate my allegiance to this nation.

Temperance "Bones" Brennan:
  [upon Seeley Booth taking a bite of her edible, gelatinous brain mould prop]  Whoa, Booth!  That was a model; that was an actual brain I brought back from the lab.

Seeley Booth:
  Ugh, oh, God!

Temperance "Bones" Brennan:
  Gotcha!

Temperance "Bones" Brennan:
  Murder is never humourous unlike my prank which was ojectively humourous.

Jack Hodgins:
  Pagan symbols, a headless corpses, Hallowe'en—is it just me, or is something other-worldly going on here?

Abbie Mills:
  [enters offscreen]  That sounds like our department.  [cuts to show Abbie Mills and Ichabod Crane standing at the door]

Abbie Mills:
  Benjamin Franklin invented Sex on the Beach?

Ichabod Crane:
  He called it Fondle in the Forest, but…

Abbie Mills:
  [laughing]  Now you're just making things up.

Ichabod Crane:
  You'll never know.

Pandora:
  Eternal rest is for unimportant men.  [resurrects General William Howe]

Abbie Mills:
  [on Pandora]  She wants to raise fear, and she has the perfect night: Hallowe'en.

Nathan Hale:
  I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country. Final words before being hanged by the British (22 September 1776). The actual final words of Hale, according to the account by William Hull based on reports by British Captain John Montresor, were:

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.1

Another early variant of his last words, as reported in the Independent Chronicle and the Universal Advertiser (17 May 1781), were:

I am so satisfied with the cause in which I have engaged, that my only regret is, that I have not more lives than one to offer in its service.2