Spooks, Series 4

Adam:
I'm going to check it out, you get the girl.

Zaf:
Yeah, or I could do the warehouse.

Adam:
No, I'm doing it.

Zaf:
Adam, look, you really need to stop trying to hold my hand. Take the car and get the girl back to base.

Adam:
Well, how you gonna get there?

Zaf:
There's a cab office on the main road. I'll ask backup to come and collect me later.

Adam:
All right, I'll text you the address.

Zaf:
Oh, and, er, watch the accelerator because it's got a 280-brake horsepower twin turbo. Enjoy.

Zaf:
Present for you, "Vanessa."

Jo:
[opens a box with identity papers] I'm not sure I really suit "Vanessa."

Zaf':
Oh, it's not that bad. I was a "Hamish" on one particularly memorable occasion.

Jo:
And you got away with it?

Zaf:
[in a Scottish accent] It's all down to the delivery. [they laugh] Make sure you know all this stuff inside out. It saved my life once.

Ruth:
Angela believes that Princess Diana was murdered by the British Security Services. By us. [Jo laughs]

Angela:
What's funny?

Jo:
Nothing.

Angela:
You find that funny?

Jo:
No.

Angela:
Funny? That your boss was on a committee that ordered the faking of the car accident which killed Diana?

Harry:
Angela, what are you talking about?

Angela:
I'm talking about you being chair of the contingent events committee.

Harry:
The what?

Angela:
The committee that organized, then ordered the assassination.

Harry:
This is madness.

Angela:
You can't deny there was such a committee.

Harry:
I can. Angela, you must let us help you.

Zaf:
Okay, I'm ready.

Adam:
Now don't forget, we're only playing "What if?"

Zaf:
You mean what if Harry organized the assassination of Princess Diana? I think he could have.

Ruth:
You don't mean that.

Zaf:
Don't I?

Ruth:
It's the conspiracy theories, they suck you in.

Zaf:
Yeah, they do. Some say it was caused by satanists because Diana's mercedes crashed into the 13th pillar in the tunnel. Then there's the theory that limo was stolen a month before by the Israeli secret service. The steering was modified so it could be controlled by a remote radio signal.

Ruth:
Now Mossad did it?

Zaf:
No. MI-5 and MI-6 did it in a joint operation. And I'll show you how. The British Embassy in Paris denied ever knowing that Diana had arrived in Paris. But they did. And the night before she arrived at the Ritz, two very high-ranking MI-6 officers arrived at the embassy.