Squidbillies, Season 4

Lerm:
Death to America!

Early:
Listen here. Readings don't never not done nothing for not NOBODY!

Granny:
I think you mean 'not nonebody'.

Early:
Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!

Sheriff:
You're under arrest for entrapment...of my heart."

Earlie Cuyler:
"You hate what you fear and, you fear what you don't understand.

Dan Halen:
Do you think this is the only illegal thing I have to do today?

Dan Halen:
Allow me to pose a hypothesis. Say, hypothetically, I... slayed a prostitute during an 8-Ball fuelled weekend of debauchery. I know, it sounds silly but bear with me. Would this hole in space-time be a good place for such a hypothetical and now very lifeless body?

Dan Halen:
I've tailored your film to appeal to the local populous... as they drag their jaws through the street like common simians.

Dr. Horny:
I'm Doctor Horny, and you know what that means; I love poon-tang... but enough about your Mom!