Still Standing

Lauren Miller:
Dad, Mom's being totally unfair.

Bill Miller:
Yeah. She does that.

Lauren Miller:
Beat it, squirt, and put some clothes on.

Tina Miller:
Shut up, stupid. Mom said to take my clothes off.

Judy Miller:
But, remember, the underwear stays on till after dinner.

Bill Miller:
Same rules as when we were dating.

Bill Miller:
[in response to his son asking for advice on catching a girl's interest] So, what's your plan of action?

Brian Miller:
Well, I've just been helping her with her school work, and carrying her books, listening to her problems...

Bill Miller:
Well, that's all well and good, son, if you wanna become a member of the Never-touch-a-booby tribe.

Brian Miller:
The what?

Bill Miller:
Close the door, son. Help is here.