Teachers, Season 2

Simon:
Don't want to go to school tomorrow. I hate the first day back. I get this kind of knot here.

Susan:
I'm going to have a baby.

Kurt:
Can't you get the drinks in first?

Simon:
I've hardly ever left this town. I don't even know if all the places I hear about actually exist. America, France, Wales.

Jenny:
Wales exists. Trust me.

Clare(leafing through student evaluations):
Jane Turnabull has ingrowing toenails and a lazy eye. John couldn't tie his shoelaces because of an infected whitlow. Fell off heels at weekend and bruised instep.

Jenny:
There are some more interesting ones further down.

Clare:
Separation anxiety since her chiropodist retired... Have we got a school full of foot fetishists?