Teen Titans Go!

Cyborg:
It's like a metaphor (High fives Robin) booyah!

Raven:
(disgusted)arg you guys eat like animals

Beast Boy:
(in pig form)What Raven?

Raven:
well you get a pass,but you guys are disgusting

Beast Boy:
Delicious

Robin:
we have no idea were to look

Raven:
make no mistake (Summons her legend book)

Cyborg:
I got heat resistance baby I'm on it

Raven:
Next is the lettuce hidden underground

Beast Boy:
I can dig it (transforms into a mole and digs underground)

Raven:
then there's the stella-Tomato hidden among the stars

Cyborg:
I'd like to thank you all for coming,you Know taking time off from your jobs (glares at beast boy angrily and drops the glass)oh oh I guess someone is gonna have clean that up (throws a pie on the ground)man I am so clumsy today,(throws another pie)oh cleaning crew I guess beast Boy has to come over and (Beast boy throws the pie on Cyborg's face)

Beast Boy:
How dumb can you be, I'm only making some few extra bucks so I can buy an expensive present

cyborg:
I didn't tell get a job

Beast Boy:
But an Hallucination of you did and the real you made fun of my pie suit.

Robin:
beast boy there is an emergency get the car we got to go (as they leave,the boss on the video game destroys beast boy's avatar ending the game with GAME OVER)

Beast boy:
what's the emergency

Robin:
we gotta monster to deal with,a monster case of the munchies

Robin:
guys get the car we gotta go (the other Titans ignore him) guys it's an emergency Go!Go!Go!(the other Titans still ignore him) guys emergency

Raven:
oh yeah what's the big emergency?

Robin:
everything is half off at the dollar store

Cyborg:
man you have been bugging us with these rides all week,you know you know mest up my daily back up right your glad I didn't lose any important data

Beast Boy:
hey rae rae what's going on you know more than usual,uh!(Raven zaps Beast Boy literary into dust)

Raven:
I don't want to talk about it

Cyborg:
Come on sing little birdy (Raven transforms into her demon form and traps Cyborg to the fridge with her tentacles)

Raven:
I said I don't want to talk about it

Cyborg:
And I totally respect that

Robin:
Raven

Raven:
fine(revives beast boy and let's cyborg go)my father...is coming

Raven:
You don't know how annoying my dad can be

Starfire:
(Earth teen voice)Dude you got it twisted your father is the bom

Raven:
Why are you talking like that?,how are you talking like that?

Beast Boy:
(in shape of a green cup that Raven is drinking from)your dad gave her the power to speak like an earth teen

Raven:
(spits out the water) uh

Beast Boy:
and he gave me the power to transform into anything I want(transforms into a bean bag)

Raven:
and you chose to be a bean bag

Beast Boy:
now I can veg out on my self

Robin:
notice anything different Raven

Raven:
your twitching

Robin:
yep(flexes some parts of his body and rips the TV from the cables and throws towards Raven and Cyborg but they quickly dodge it)

Raven:
what you didn't want anything from my dad

Cyborg:
cause not,he gave me a dog for a hand(while the dog Lick's him)quite it quite it,(the dog hand continues licking him)I love you so much dog hand, I just I just,I love you so much

Cyborg:
(screams)let me out it stinks in here (The dinosaur, actually beast boy spits cyborg out and de-transform)

Beast Boy:
(laughs)you lose again chrome dome

Cyborg:
Easy for to say (terrified) I don't wanna get eaten

Beast Boy:
then you better start running because (yells)you got thirty seconds (closes his eyes and begins to count while cyborg runs away)1 messzoe 2 messzoe