The Alvin Show

Alvin:
What'll we do?

Theodore:
I don't know.

Simon:
What do you wanna do?

Alvin:
[looking up] I don't know... wanna build somethin'?

Simon:
[to Alvin] What?

Alvin:
[shrugs] I don’t know.

Simon:
[shrugs] How about a bird house?

Theodore:
Heheh yeah! Maybe we could get a bird to play with.

Simon:
[to Theodore] Sure! A robin!

Theodore:
A bluebird!

Alvin:
What's the matter with an eagle?

Dave:
[pointing] Arrest that eagle!

Cop 1:
[scene cuts to Alvin standing innocently next to the birdhouse] What eagle?

Dave:
Why that eagle! [looks, but doesn’t see Stanley] right... [pause] Alvin, where's that eagle? [getting mad] Alvin! Tell them about the eagle!!

Alvin:
Eagle? Eagles live only in high mountains, they're never in-

Dave:
Now cut that out! Tell them about Stanley!

Alvin:
[innocently looks around] Stanley?

Dave:
Yeah! Stanley the Eagle, you know! [pointing at the birdhouse] And! That's! His! House!

Cops:
[bemused, while the cop on the left points] "Stanley the eagle and that's his house."

Cop 1:
Come with us Seville.

Cop 2:
[they take Dave away] You've been making too many of them nutty records.

Dave:
[the three Chipmunks watch Stanley fly in circles above] Now wait a minute! Alvin, tell them about Stanley! Tell them about Stanley the eagle! Alvin? Alvin?! ALVIN...!!!

Dave:
Tomorrow, we hit the road boys, so get a good night sleep!

Theodore:
I could sleep better if I had a dog guarding me.

Dave:
[to Theodore] You can't have a dog, so you eat yourself sick! And when you eat yourself sick, what do you do? You take something bitter! Right Theodore?

Theodore:
[eyes squeezed shut] Right Dave. [takes spoonful of medicine, face showing disgust]

J. P. Lester:
Ready... set... [smoke appears and J. P. sniffs] Hey, what's that? Smells like something burning [looks down] It is something burning! MMEEEE!!!

Dave:
[after going over to the other side and picks up a sleeping J. P. Lester] Alvin, Alvin, speak to me Alvin.

Alvin:
[walking up behind Dave, with an extra blanket under his arm] What do you want me to say Dave?

Dave:
[looking at Alvin] Don’t bother me now Alvin. [looks back at J. P., who's now waking up] Now Alvin- [looks at camera before looking at the awake Theodore and Simon, sitting in bed] If that's Theodore... and that’s Simon... [looks back at Alvin] And you're Alvin... [looks at the ghost, who's fully awake] then you... must... be a-a...

J. P. Lester:
[calmly] Ghost?

[In white blurs, Dave and the Chipmunks rush out of the house and leave]

Simon:
Oh Sir Alvin, save me! Oh kiss me Sir Alvin! [Theodore giggles as Simon kisses the air]