The Goodies, Series 1

Tim:
Right, We are 'The Goodies'.

Bill:
Yes we know that!

Tim:
And we are... uh... going to do good to people.

Bill:
How wet!

[Graeme is brewing an antidote for his new, improved Snooze formula, which is an extremely powerful sedative. He is documenting his work on a Dictaphone.]

Graeme:
...and that should produce the correct antidote. Yes. Now to test it. First, I take a big swig of new improved Snooze...

[He drinks from a nearby cup of Snooze.]

Graeme:
...and now for the anti... [passes out before he can reach the antidote]

Tim:
[Graeme has just finished designing a pirate post office] Gosh, that was quick work!

Graeme:
Well, just like our post office, the quickest, and most efficient in the country.

Bill:
You're being a bit optomistic, aren't you?

Graeme:
Well, it's a work of genius.