The Incredible Hulk, Season 1

The Incredible Hulk (1977-1982) is an American television series based on the Marvel Comics character The Hulk, starring Bill Bixby as Dr. David Banner and Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk. The show was created by Kenneth Johnson.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Why would someone inject Elliot with AGD-4?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
To kill me. Or at least scare me.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
What?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
Carl locked me in the cage with Elliot.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
How did you get out?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
I don't know. The creature I guess. I was thrown against a wall by Elliot and I was knocked unconscious.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Why would Carl wanna do that?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
Because I knew the chimp wasn't dead.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Oh, come on, that's not worth killing somebody over.

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
How do we know that? What's this all about? I think it has something to do with the chimp.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
And maybe the lion cub, and the Orangutan that died.

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
Possibly. [pause] Maybe they weren't dead. Maybe they were being sold illegally.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
No. I saw the autopsies, they were dead.

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
And they weren't particularly exotic, were they? There was nothing unique about them?

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
No, they were typical South African species.

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
They were all typical South African species?

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Right. [pause] What?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
I don't know, um... Do you have a paper - today's paper, by any chance?

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Of a sort.

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
I saw a headline the other day.

[Claudia hands David the newspaper, he looks at it]

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
What?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
[reading from the newspaper] "Johannesburg police are still baffled by last months theft of 7.5 million dollars worth of uncut diamonds. The diamonds are believed to have already been smuggled out of South Africa, but there are no leads as to how this was accomplished."

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Oh my God, and the animals?

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
Possibly.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Should we call the police?

Carl:
[suddenly appears, points a handgun at them] No. That won't be necessary.

Jagger:
750,000 as I promised.

Dr. Malone:
Balance?

Jagger:
After your final delivery. [closes the money case]

[Carl brings David and Claudia in at gunpoint]

Carl:
[to David and Claudia] Come on, get over there.

Jagger:
You were supposed to handle the situation more subtly, Carl.

Carl:
I had no choice she was calling the police.

Dr. Malone:
Jagger, I... I don't wanna get involved, please.

Jagger:
You take care of it, Carl, and I'll be back with your final payment after the zebra's autopsy.

Carl:
No problem.

[Jagger leaves]

Dr. Malone:
Carl, this has already gone too far--

Carl:
We're gonna need some time up! [moves David and Claudia] Malone, tie him to that beam!

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
Now look, why don't you just let her go! She can't hurt you!

Carl:
Too late.

Dr. Malone:
Maybe it's not, Carl--

Carl:
Shut up! [Malone moves David to the beam] Hurry up, Malone. Tie him, and remember what I told you before, Bradburn. You get outta line and she's dead.

[Malone ties Banner's hands]

Carl:
Tie her hands too, Malone.

[Malone walks over to Claudia and begins tying her hands. Carl holds out a thing of AGD-4]

Carl:
And give him a shot of this.

Dr. Malone:
What for?

Carl:
If 20cc's put that gorilla into a coma, almost half a bottle's gonna do wonder's for him.

Dr. Claudia Baxter:
Oh my God, Carl!

Carl:
It's all very simple. You experiment on a man and he dies from an overdose of your aggression drug.

David 'Bradburn' Banner:
Nobody would ever believe that Claudia would be capable of doing that!

Carl:
The board of directors already does. Your gonna make a house call on Androcles. [takes Claudia] I'll be right back, Malone. Get it done.

Sheila Cantrell:
I was upstairs in my room when I heard them fighting.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
Terri and Joslin?

Sheila Cantrell:
[shakes her head] I went down to see if there was anything I could do. But they were into it too far. [talks during a flashback] James was furious, screaming that she was blackmailing him into marriage.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
Was she?

Sheila Cantrell:
Yes. She'd been wanting James to marry her for years, but he'd always backed out. She wasn't gonna let that happen again. Terri told him that she knew he'd been embezzling money from the company, using it to pay off old debts. And if he didn't marry her, she was going to go to the police. James couldn't convince her to back down. He started toward her, and then she screamed. I wanted to help her, but my legs wouldn't move. I just watched. Watched as he picked up one of those metal statues and hit her. He hit her in the back with it. Killed her.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
What about the creature?

Sheila Cantrell:
I don't know where he came from. We heard the dogs howling, and then there was this enormous crash. [talks during a flashback] We heard him come up the stairs and down the hallway. Big heavy steps. And then there was this roar. The creature came into the room like an angry animal. He was furious at something. It was James. He started toward him, knocking anything in his path. James tried to hide behind the display case, but the creature just smashed it to the ground. James ran out passed Sanderson and me. He must've come down during the fight. We turned as the creature roared. And then the strangest thing happened. He walked over to Terri, kneeled, and picked her up, tenderly, as if he really cared about her. It was, well, in a strange way, it was touching. The creature actually seemed to be crying over her death. I watched him for a while and... and then I ran.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
Leaving Sanderson behind.

Sheila Cantrell:
I'm not sure how much he saw.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
To blackmail Joslin. Then he was the man that I chased out of the mansion.

Sheila Cantrell:
You were inside?

David 'Blaine' Banner:
Mm-hmm. Who was in his sports car?

Sheila Cantrell:
Elkin. James didn't want his new Joslin girl involved in any investigation. So, he told me to tell everyone that I was the one driving the car.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
He also told you not to go to the police.

Sheila Cantrell:
Yes.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
Are you going to now?

Sheila Cantrell:
David, my whole career depends on James. Anyway, who'd believe me?

David 'Blaine' Banner:
Well, with Sanderson backing you up. Everybody.

Sheila Cantrell:
We don't even know where he is.

David 'Blaine' Banner:
I think I do.

Carol Abrams:
David, you're terrific. You really know how to handle people without getting angry.

David 'Blake' Banner:
Oh, are you saying you kissed me because I didn't bodily throw you out of the arcade?

Carol Abrams:
No. I kissed you because you helped me study for my diagnostic exam. I aced it!

David 'Blake' Banner:
Oh, not bad for a first year intern, Doctor.

Carol Abrams:
Not bad at all.

David 'Blake' Banner:
Actually, all I did was check the answers in your text book.

Carol Abrams:
No, David, that's not quite true. Most of the answers you correct you didn't even have to look in the book. You knew.

David 'Blake' Banner:
Told you, I had several years in the medical corps.

Carol Abrams:
You know, since you arrived here three weeks ago I've been asking you questions and you've been dancing right around them like Rudolph Nureyev. You're an intelligent, articulate man. And you should not be working in this arcade.

David 'Blake' Banner:
Yes, I know that. Yes. Well, I've seriously been considering announcing my candidacy for the mayor of New York. I really think I have a chance. Big chance.

Carol Abrams:
David, be serious.

David 'Blake' Banner:
I can't. Your father won't allow it during working hours. And I really don't think that this is a time and the place for a deep, philosophical conversation.

Carol Abram:
You're right. That's why I'm taking you upstairs for some homemade Pecan pie. You'll talk better on a full stomach.

David 'Blake' Banner:
No, I can't do that either. You see, I have to get together with Harold, and we have to close up the arcade tonight.

Carol Abrams:
David, I'm the bosses daughter, right? [David nods] Don't argue with me.

Jack McGee:
[speaking on the phone] Hello.

David Banner:
[speaking on the phone] Hello, is this uh, Mr. McGee of The National Register?

Jack McGee:
That's right. What can I do for you?

David Banner:
Uh, are you acquainted with a man by the name of Edward Campion?

Jack McGee:
Yeah. I wasn't acquainted. He's a very good friend. Who is this? Your voice sounds very familiar.

David Banner:
[nervously] Look, I don't have time for long explanations, but uh... I'm afraid he's been in a very serious accident. He's been hurt very badly.

Jack McGee:
When?

David Banner:
About an hour ago. He was hit by a car.

Jack McGee:
Where is he now?

David Banner:
At the Las Vegas Memorial Hospital, and he's in critical condition. Now, he gave me a tape recorder to give to you. It seemed very important to him.

Jack McGee:
A tape? Why would he give that to you?

David Banner:
Because I was with him in the ambulance after it happened. Now, I left it at the front desk and you can get it from the clerk.

Jack McGee:
Well, why don't you just bring it up? I'd like to talk to you.

David Banner:
[nervously] No, I really don't have time. Oh yeah, but there was one other thing. He wanted me to tell you, that Wanda has the key.

Jack McGee:
What key?

David Banner:
I have no idea.

Jack McGee:
Listen, your voice really sounds familiar. You sure I don't know you?

David Banner:
[nervously] No, I don't think so. I mean, I suppose it's possible.

Jack McGee:
Well, in that case, why don't you just come on up here and tell me what is going on?

David Banner:
[nervously] No, I can't. I really- I have to get to work. I don't have the time.

Jack McGee:
Hey listen, can you excuse me for just one second, there's somebody at the door. I think it's room service. Just hang on. There's one more important question that I'd like to ask you about Campion.


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