The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Season 4 (1991)

Christopher Robin's Neighbor:
And now. What is it? Hello, operator. Get me the police.

Piglet:
Cookie, anyone?

Tigger:
Oh boy! Chow time! [takes the entire plate]

Rabbit:
Gentlemen take only one cookie

Tigger:
It's a good thing I'm on a diet.

Piglet:
Tea, Pooh?

Pooh:
Oh, just a drop...if you please.

Rabbit:
Pooh bear!

Piglet:
One lump or two, Tigger?

Tigger:
Make it 50! [dumps the entire sugar bowl]

Rabbit:
Tigger! Where are your manners?

Tigger:
Must have left them in my other suit. [slurps the tea]

Rabbit:
No no no! Proper gentlemen drink with the pinky extended like so. Now you may pass the milk, Tigger.

Tigger:
Why certainly. Go out long, Piglet! [uses the pitcher as a football]

Tigger:
First for all, you move into a new house. Nah. It's got to be a big old house. [] What? You call that big? [the house grows ...] With a 200-car garage, and a tree with a swing and a garden full a daffodills, and a couple of pink flamingos and a mailbox made to match. [inhales] And last but not least, and off-white pickety fence.

Tigger:
[over the intercom] Hope I don't get stage fright. Testing, one two three. Testing, mi-mi-mi-mi! Rivet, rivet. Now, what was I supposed to do again? Oh yeah! Squonky! Squonky!

[The train runs over Piglet's decree, sending shredded paper everywhere like ticker tape]

Pooh:
Oh look, Tigger! Piglet's giving us a parade!

Rabbit:
Yeah, but what happened to the train, Tigger? It's not like it could have just rolled off by itself.

[The train comes running, destroys the Gopher's swing and the police station and everyone runs away]

Pooh:
Piglet!

Rabbit:
Our sheriff!

Tigger:
I knew would work.

Eeyore:
About time.

Piglet:
Thank you for saving my life, Tigger, and the town, even if it took you two weeks to do it.

Tigger:
Hey, don't mention it. Hoo hoo! That's what tiggers do the best.

Rabbit:
But Tigger's still a train-napper. None of this would have happened if it weren't for him.

Pooh:
But he never meant to train-nap. He only meant to train-borrow, and then it went out of control.

Piglet:
But borrowing without asking is bad, too, especially when you don't say please and thank you.

Tigger:
I'm sorry. Give me another chance. Please? I promise I'll hang up my ice cream scoops for good.

[Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit and Eeyore they murmur between the four]

Piglet:
Tigger, we talked it over and decided to let you off this time with a warning.

Gopher:
And I was all set for a good swinging, dag nabbit.

Christopher Robin:
Hi, guys. I see you didn't touch my train while I was gone. And because you were so good, I'm going to let you operate the controls. And you, Tigger, are first because you wanted it so much.

Tigger:
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. Hey. Anyone want to go outside and play "guess who's sleeping"?

Pooh:
Oh, how wonderful.

Rabbit:
Always cheating again.

Piglet:
Can I borrow a pillow?

Christopher Robin:
Oh, well. Hey, guys, wait for me. I want to play.

Rabbit:
I'll take care of this. Glue?

Pooh:
Yes, Rabbit. [Pooh hands him a honeypot]

Rabbit:
I said glue, Pooh, not you, Pooh!

Gopher:
But wait'll you see what I ordered next. A steam shovel, uh, spoon, a nuclear powered drill! I think I'll name her Nancy. [everyone runs in horror]

[Pooh's birthday cake is covered with candles]

Tigger:
Hoo! I knew buddy bear was having a birthday. I just didn't know he was having so many.

[The cloud starts raining on Tigger]

Pooh:
Don't cry, little cloud. Tigger didn't mean it.

Tigger:
Hey, knock it off! Don't you have a parade you can go rain on?

[The rutabaga potato blooms]

Pooh:
Oh my. Is it Tuesday the 15th already?

Pooh:
The birdie is actually Piglet.

Tigger:
You sure if I toss him up into the wild blue yonder, he won't flap around for us?

[Rabbit is a victim of Tigger's swill trap]

Rabbit:
Tigger, what is this?

Tigger:
This, bunny boy, is swill.