The Powerpuff Girls, Season 2

[After Blossom has used her ice breath on a flying Princess to rid her of her superpowered suit, and she falls, crying, but Blossom catches her before she can hit the ground.]

Princess Morbucks:
[crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?

Blossom:
Because you're just a spoiled brat.

[Puts Princess down]

Blossom:
And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff".

Narrator:
"The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!

[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]

Big Billy:
"So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"

[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]

Blossom, Buttercup:
Bubbles?!

Narrator:
Bubbles?!

Mayor:
Bubbles?!

Talking Dog:
Bubbles?!

Crowd:
Bubbles?!

Mojo Jojo:
[in a towel] Bubbles.

Mr. Freddy:
(with the Asian people) Señor Arnold, you must come see Bubbles.

Señor Arnold:
(walks to them while being mad) I'm not paying you guys to see Bubbles now get in the car.

Bubbles:
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!

Mojo Jojo:
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--

[Buttercup starts beating him up]

Buttercup:
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!

Blossom:
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!

Mojo Jojo:
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?

Blossom:
Bubbles, everything's fine. We're here to rescue you.

Mojo Bubbles:
No it isn't gonna be fine, Blossom. You're not coming to rescue me.

Mojo Bubbles:
[after Mojo offers that they both work as a team and take over the world] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name Bubbles is not the correct name to address me by, because is not my name! If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!

Mojo Jojo:
Oh, SHUT UP!!!

[He hits her around the head with a girder, then reclaims his helmet]

Mojo Jojo:
That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO!!!

Narrator:
And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles...er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!

[holding a blanket to her cheek]

Buttercup:
I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.

Buttercup:
NO!! I NEED MY BLANKET!

Him:
[laughs; effeminate] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.

Blossom:
I know that voice!

Him:
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.

[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]

Bubbles:
Look!

Him:
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?

[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters:
"So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]

Buttercup:
No!

Him:
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!

Blossom:
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!

[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]

Him:
[effeminate] Are you finished?

Buttercup:
No, but you are!

Blossom:
Don't you know you can never beat us?

Him:
Beat you? But girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON!!!!!

[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]

Him:
The beauty lies in the blame, because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.

Citizens:
Powerpuff Girls. You did this. You did this.

Blossom:
No!

Him:
All I did was take over. It was easy!

Citizens:
[chanting] Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. Your fault...your fault...

Blossom:
Wh-what have we done?!

[Him laughs evily]

Buttercup:
No! No! NO!

Bubbles:
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [begins to cry]

Citizens:
...your fault...your fault...

Narrator:
The City of Townsville, and it's a shiny new day, with a shiny new limousine headed for Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. Seems there will be a shiny new face joining the class today!

Princess Morbucks:
I'll need some milk money for my first day of new school! [her dad hands her some cash] I suppose this will do!

Lenny:
[off-screen] Help! Help! Save me!

Blossom:
Someone's in trouble!

[The girls fly into Lenny's apartment.]

Girls:
Whoa...

Buttercup:
[uncomfortable at the sight of Lenny's collection] Oh,... this is seven kinds of creepy...

Blossom:
[uncomfortable] Yeah, something tells me this isn't right.

Bubbles:
[excited] Cool!

Blossom and Buttercup:
[off-screen] Bubbles!

Bubbles:
Sorry.

Lenny:
[off-screen] Hello, ladies. [appears at the door] Let me be the first to introduce you to my collection... [close-up of him with red, evil eyes] permanently!

Girls:
[screaming in terror]

Professor Utonium:
[hears the girls' screams] The girls!

Kid:
[off-screen] Cool! [pan quickly to him; he is holding a box with Blossom’s picture] He’s got the limited-edition, trilingual talking Powerpuff dolls! You can’t even get these anymore!

Lenny:
[reaches into view and snatches the box away; pull back to bring him into view] That’s because I bought them all!

Kid:
But you didn’t even open ’em yet.

Lenny:
Huh, duh! Hello! [knocking on kid’s head] Earth to kid! [close-up of him, panning slowly to the box] Toys are not for playing with. They are an investment. And opening the container of said item would dramatically decrease its collector’s value!

[The Professor reaches into view and yanks the box away.]

Professor:
[off-screen] You mean like... [cut to him, hand poised on the box top] this?!

[Zoom in on the box; he rips it open; the sound echoes in the air as Lenny clasps his hands to his head in agony at the collector's value being lost thanks to the Professor's action. Close-up of him and tilt up.]

Lenny:
NOOOOOOOO!!! [cut to the Professor, shown the same way]

Professor:
Now tell me where the girls are! [Lenny is slumped against a wall]

Lenny:
[turns in defiance] Never!

[Cut to the Professor and pan left as he speaks. Next to him is a row of eager kids.]

Professor:
Okay, kids, grab some toys.

[They scatter and seize one package after another from the shelves. Back to the Professor.]

Professor:
It’s your move, Lenny. [pull back; the kids have the toys in hand] Tell us, or else. (Cut to Lenny and pan left.)

Lenny:
Or else what?! [close-up of the Professor and tilt down right]

Professor:
Billy?

[One boy tears up the box he holds, and Lenny doubles over as if he has just been hit in the gut. Another package with its collector's value destroyed. Close-up of the Professor and pan left.]

Professor:
Had enough? [cut to Lenny; pan right]

Lenny:
You won’t get them! [The Professor; pan left]

Professor:
Susie?

[Now a girl opens her package. Cut to Lenny, who screams as he loses even more money from his prized possessions, and tilt up. Extreme close-up of the Professor’s mouth, panning left.]

Professor:
Now? [Lenny’s eyes, pan left]

Lenny:
NO! [cut to another boy]

Professor:
[off-screen] Jimmy?

[The boy rips open his box; Lenny clutches his stomach again in losing another investment; pans left. Extreme close-up of the Professor’s eyes, pans right.]

Professor:
Well? [Lenny’s mouth; pans left]

Lenny:
N-N-NO! [cut to another girl]

Professor:
[off-screen] Julie?

[She shreds her box, causing a great deal of physical discomfort to the toy collector. He cries out and begins to slump over. The toll of losing his investments is starting to take effect on him big time.]

Lenny:
[weakly] I think I’m gonna be sick... [drops to his knees. Cut to the Professor's feet and tilt up to him]

Professor:
You’ll tell us where they are, then?

Lenny:
[defiantly] N-N-NEVER!

Professor:
Well, suit yourself. Kids...?

[Shadows on the wall show one package after another being torn into confetti, and Lenny does not take it at all well. His reactions are similar to those exhibited by criminals who are being soundly thrashed by the Girls. Screaming and gibbering, he tumbles to the ground in slow motion and presumably falls unconscious upon hitting the carpet. The Professor crosses the room, his head cut off by the top of the screen.]

Professor:
Let me tell you something, Lenny. [stopping at Lenny, kneeling over him] You may have all of the toys, all of the merchandise, all of the so-called “collector’s value.” But one thing you don’t have, Lenny, is true fandom. [zoom in slowly] For a true fan wouldn’t want to selfishly keep the girls to himself. A true fan would want them to be free. [straightens up. The background dissolves to red and white stripes, waving like the American flag, and his figure turns blue] Free to do the things they do best. To do the things we love most about them. [normal color returns; he bends down again] Now why don’t you be a fan... and tell me where they are?

Lenny:
[weakly, pointing into air] T-the... t-top shelf.

[The Professor looks behind himself to where Lenny has indicated and smiles broadly when he sees the three packages; pull back to frame them on the shelf behind him.]

Harold:
Eat your pea, Professor. [the Professor stabs the pea with his fork slowly, trying to stall as long as possible] Eat it! [the Professor chews very slowly for 30 seconds] SWALLOW IT! [the Professor does so]

Marianne:
Who wants dessert?

Professor Utonium:
[frantically] I do!

Harold:
[annoyed] OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARIANNE!

Bubbles:
A scavenger hunt? How terrible! I don't believe in hunting scavengers.

Mojo Jojo:
[with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?!

Buttercup:
[pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!

Mojo Jojo:
[throws the door open] WHAT?!

Bubbles:
[politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir, could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?

Mojo Jojo:
Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.

Powerpuff Girls:
[with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!

Blossom:
That's it! First, you let the bank robbers get away, then you destroy irreplaceable art, and now you've destroyed all of Townsville! You do even less damage as a member of the Gangreen Gang! Now, go!!

Buttercup:
[annoyed] Alright, let's kick her butt.

Blossom:
[preventing her] No, Buttercup. You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.

Bubbles:
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Prepare to meet your maker!

Blossom and Buttercup:
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!

[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]

Blossom:
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! [regretfully] I did it. I stole the golf clubs.

Professor:
Why, Blossom?

Blossom:
Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy.

Professor:
It's my fault. [voice breaks down] I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.

Blossom:
And that's what drove a crime!

Ms. Keane:
Well-

Professor:
I didn't do it! [falls over backward, then props himself up] Uh...Um, you needed to speak to me about the girls?

Ms. Keane:
Yes, Professor. I'm very concerned. They've been falling asleep in class, and their participation is slipping.

Professor:
Well, what do you suppose the reason is, Ms. Keane?

Ms. Keane:
I believe all of this late-night crime-fighting is to blame.

Professor:
Well, they are superheroes, you know, and saving the world’s a big responsibility.

Ms. Keane:
But education is a bigger responsibility.

[Pause]

Professor:
[smiling, cowboy twang] Yup, that am true, Ms. Keane, [serious again] but what do you propose?

Ms. Keane:
Well, I suggest you set... [her face hardening] ...a curfew.

The Time Channel announcer:
Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.

Professor:
[realizing as he checks all the clocks] CRIKEY! I FORGOT TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK! [kicks down the bedroom door] Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP! [slamming hotline receiver in cradle repeatedly] Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Get out of bed! NOW! [flips the mattress] Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!

Blossom:
But what about our curfew?

Professor:
There's no time! [throws them out their windows one at a time] GO! GO! GO!

Blossom:
Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction. [the girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.

Bubbles:
Be careful with that Chemical X.

Buttercup:
Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.

Blossom:
Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.

Girls:
Oh, no.

Narrator:
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!

Girls:
Bunny!

Bunny:
Wha?

Bubbles:
What have you done?

Bunny:
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!

Buttercup:
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!

Bunny:
Bad?

Blossom:
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.

Bunny:
No Powawull?

Girls:
No.

Bubbles:
Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?

Blossom:
Bunny saved us!

Buttercup:
But...where is she?

[A part of Bunny's dress lands in front of them]

Girls:
[gasp] Bunny!

Bubbles:
Oh no! She exploded!

Buttercup:
But why?

Blossom:
I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.

Bubbles:
She was good after all... [starts to cry] We were the ones who were bad.

[They hang their heads in shame]

[At the end of the episode]

Narrator:
[crying hard for a few seconds] Oh, it's so sad, I can't take it. And so, for the first...and final time...the day is saved, thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!

Bunny:
Powawul!

Narrator:
[crying harder for a few more seconds] Oh, why? WHY?!?...Oh, go to a commercial!

Buttercup:
[after crying and pounding the counter in frustration] Where's my blanket?!

Bubbles:
We don't have time for this, Buttercup.

Blossom:
[worried] Townsville is in trouble.

Buttercup:
[losing it completely] NO! I NEED MY BLANKET!

Blossom:
[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!

Bubbles:
Yeah!

Buttercup:
[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!

Professor:
Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.

Sedusa:
[sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be splitting hairs. [she laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]

Miss Bellum:
Not so fast, Sedusa. You haven't won yet.

Sedusa:
You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!!!

Miss Bellum:
Oh yeah? [she reaches toward the bottom of her face and pulls the latex mask of Sedusa's face off her; cut to behind her as she still wears Sedusa's leotard, gloves, fishnet stockings, and thigh boots, with the leotard accentuating her butt] TRY ME!! [she tosses the mask aside and rests her arms at her sides while the two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard] UGH!! [Sedusa lifts Miss Bellum in front of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Pink hair gel is seen on Miss Bellum's waist.]

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup:
[worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, while Miss Bellum clenches her fists.] Ohh! [Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. (When she's completely out, it's curly again) Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, dripping water. She rests her hand against the frame and leans forward to catch her breath while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body]

Miss Bellum:
[gasping for air] UGH...OH...AH... [she has three deep, intense coughing fits to get water out of her lungs. In front of her, the water bubbles and Sedusa's head re-surfaces. Her hair is also soaked. Cut to behind Miss Bellum's legs and spandex-clenched butt, and still dripping water]

Sedusa:
This..isn't..over. [she attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] My..My hair. What happened to my hair? [splashing and crying] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! MY POOR HAIR!!!

Miss Bellum:
[snaps her fingers] That's it. [ she grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls. They float in front of Miss Bellum, with the latter's back and butt to the camera and her hands at her hips. Her hair still appears soaking wet.]

Blossom:
Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.

Sedusa:
[dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you..B-B-B-B- [cut to Blossom] Blossom? [Cut to Buttercup] Buttercup? [cut to Bubbles] Bubbles? [cut to the sexy, leotard clenched, midriff-baring body which is Miss Bellum] Bellum?!

Miss Bellum:
[pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, girls?

Blossom:
Yes, let's.

Sedusa:
No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Bubbles:
You're acting crazy.

Buttercup:
Crazy, am I? Is it crazy to stare in the endless abyss every night, and cry out into inksy void, CAWW KA-JAW!

Bubbles:
[blinks] Kinda...