The Powerpuff Girls, Season 3

[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]

Mojo Jojo:
Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

The Powerpuff Girls:
[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]

Blossom:
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Bubbles:
And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Buttercup:
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Professor:
Bubbles, you look super.

Blossom:
All right, Bubbles! what animal do you have hiding in there?!

Bubbles:
He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!

The Powerpuff Girls:
[Sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

[The Powerpuff Girls, inspired by their favorite superheroes from their comics, and calling themselves Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny and Mange, are attempting to fight a monster, but are unable to harm it, much to the monster's annoyance]

Monster:
STOP!!

Blossom:
What?

Bubbles:
What?

Buttercup:
Huh?

Monster:
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days causing all sorts of damage to your town, and what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this: A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.

Buttercup:
Hey, do you have any idea who you're talking to?

Bubbles:
We're superheroes!

Blossom:
Real ones!

Steve the Monster:
You know, that's great and all. But, what am I supposed to tell all the guys back at Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengence, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles, 'cause you didn't need them. You see, even if you take away the costumes, props and angst... [takes all of the Girls' costumes off, revealing them in their normal Powerpuff outfits] you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say, Powerpuff Girls?

Blossom:
Let's get him!

Steve the Monster:
Now, that's better.

[He gets beat up by the Girls]

Narrator:
So, once again, the day is saved...with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange...but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!

Mojo Jojo:
The city of Townsville. I hate you! I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you! And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you! But you will be mine, and they will most certainly...

Him:
[effeminate voice] Pay! I have been made a fool by you for the last time. But as they say, all good things must come to an end. And your end is...

Princess Morbucks:
[Talking to her father] Tonight! Think of it as an investment toward your future. If I don't destroy the Powerpuff Girls tonight, I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU A DAY OF PEACE UNTIL I...

[Cut to Fuzzy trying to sing]

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
Doo... doo-doo-doo... [Hits only wrong notes] Oh, I'm sorry, Jo. I can't play you purty tonight. I got them derned Powerpuffs in my noodle! And they make me so mad I wanna...

Mojo Jojo:
[Stomping through the streets in his robot walker] Destroy them I will! Tonight is the night in which...

Him:
Your reign of goodness will end. [grows much taller] And my reign of [demonic voice] evil shall...

Princess Morbucks:
[Flying around with her jet thrusters] Begin to take hold, as I take over...

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
[Walking around carrying a large rock] Townsville ain't gonna be no more after I get them Powerpuff....

Professor Utonium:
Girls, time for bed.

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
Hey! What are y'all doing here?

Mojo Jojo:
Well, I'm here to destroy the Powerpuff Girls. And I can only assume that these two losers are here to watch a master at work.

Him:
[demonic] Listen, you pathethic primate! It is I who shall destroy the Powerpuff Girls, not you! [effeminate] So, why not run along and have a banana?

Mojo:
Oh, that is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I'm a banana addict!

[Him and Mojo begin to argue, until Princess Morbucks stops them]

Princess Morbucks:
Quiet! Now, listen. It doesn't matter that you get all your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Which I will, because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH!

Mojo:
She has a point there.

Him:
Yes, she does.

[Pause]

Mojo:
But, still...

Him:
Yeah!

[They resume arguing, along with Princess]

Fuzzy:
Hey, I wanna fight, too.

[He joins in the argument]

[After all four villains end up defeating the Powerpuff Girls]

Him:
[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?

Mojo:
Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious.

Princess:
I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!

Fuzzy:
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?

Him:
[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!

Mojo:
No. Too fancy. We shall be known as...the Beat-Alls!

Professor Utonium:
Girls! Girls! I read the news today. Oh boy...

Blossom:
[reading] 'Beat-Alls crash Mr Kite's benefit. Powerpuffs nowhere in sight.' So what?

Professor Utonium:
Oh, girls... Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.

Buttercup:
There isn't!

Bubbles:
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...

Blossom:
We're never saving the day again.

Professor Utonium:
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?

Blossom:
But what can we do?

Professor Utonium:
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.

Girls:
Huh?

Professor Utonium:
Fuzzy, he does that- that- rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.

Buttercup:
Are you saying we should try to break up the Beat-Alls?

Bubbles:
Is that possible?

Professor Utonium:
Sure. I'm certain that it happens all the time.

Girls:
But how?

Professor Utonium:
Listen: Do you want to know a secret?

Narrator:
Sounds like the Professor has some magical mystery tricks up his sleeve!

[Mojo and his new girlfriend, Moko Jono, are both screeching loudly. Him, Princess and Fuzzy are covering their ears]

Him:
[effeminate] Mojo? Mojo? [demonic] MOJO!

Mojo:
What?!

Him:
[effeminate] I still don't get it!

Mojo:
The louder you yell, the more pain it causes the listener! And their pain! Is! Our! PLEASURE!

Him:
[demonic] Aargh! Mojo, you're a pain!

Fuzzy:
You're on your own!

Princess:
We quit!

Mojo:
What?

Him, Princess and Fuzzy:
WE QUIT!

Mojo:
Good, good! But even LOUDEEEEER!

[Him, Princess and Fuzzy leave in annoyance]

Fuzzy:
Now what do we do?

Him:
[effeminate] Let's get back to where we once belonged.

Professor:
[taking his head to the opened window] I love this town! [echoing]

Man:
Ah, shut up ya jerk!

Citiesville Mayor:
[quietly, sternly] Let me tell you some words. At what point did it seem like a good idea to blow up the Cityville Bridge?

Blossom:
Uhh...

Citiesville Mayor:
No! Do you realize the two crooks that you caught stole approximately 400 dollars? [with intensifying rage] Do you realize that you did over 3 MILLION DOLLARS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE TO THAT BRIDGE?! IT'S NOT REPLACEABLE! [a scared Blossom blinks up at him, and he sighs as he looks at the destroyed bridge] Also, that bridge is - or was - a historical landmark. [unfurling flag on pole] I mean, it's on our flag, for Pete's sakes! It's also the main thoroughfare into the city! Nobody actually lives in Citiesville! [in tears] They commute! [sternly signs a piece of paper] This is a bill prohibiting the use of superpowers in the town of Citiesville. You're hereby forbidden by law to use any of your powers within the city limits. [points at the door] Now, get out of my sight!

Mojo Jojo:
Prepare your taste buds delight! For I, Mojo Jojo, am not only the number one villain in Townsville, but I am also...number one chef in Townsville!

Narrator:
If I were a narrator, I'd end this show! And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Bubbles/Mayor:
[softly] I'm not going out there.

Buttercup/Professor:
[scoffs] Why not?

[Bubbles, in the Mayor's body, begins to sob]

Blossom/Ms. Bellum:
Well?

Bubbles/Mayor:
[turns on light and reveals bald spot] I'M BALD!

Buttercup/Professor:
[scoffs] Ugh, you're so sensitive!

Blossom/Ms. Bellum:
Don't be silly, you're not bald. You have plenty of hair, see? Look. [combs Bubbles in the Mayor's body's hair] There, now you look just like a normal person.

Bubbles/Mayor:
Really? Do I, Professor?

Professor/Buttercup:
Um, yeah, you look great. Right, Mr. Mayor?

Mojo Jojo/Old Lady:
[laughing evily] A priceless vase, and I have taken it for myself without paying! [hearing something] Hey, what's that sound? Oh, it's so familiar. Hmm, it's on the tip of my tongue. Ah, oh, of course, it's the... [getting tackled] Oh, The Powerpuff Girls!

Girls/Ms. Bellum, Mayor, and Professor:
That's right, Mojo!

Mojo Jojo/Old Lady:
Mojo? But I'm just an old lady!

Mojo Jojo/Old Lady:
It's polyduranium fibroid, you can't break it. You're trapped and TOTALLY HELPLESS! [laughing evilly]

Girls/Ms. Bellum, Mayor, and Professor:
You forgot one thing, Mojo!

Mojo Jojo/Old Lady:
What? [the girls hit him with a laser] Ow, oh, ow, ow...ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, ow.

Blossom:
[offscreen] Bubbles!

[Camera turns around to show Blossom and Buttercup hovering behind Bubbles]

Bubbles:
Nope.

Blossom:
Bubbles!

Bubbles:
I’m not listening.

Buttercup:
Bubbles, turn around!

Bubbles:
Huh? [She turns. Blurry close-up of Blossom]

Blossom:
Come on, put your glasses on and help us! [In-focus shot of an angry Bubbles]

Bubbles:
Uh-uh, you’ll laugh at me! [Blurry close-up of Buttercup]

Buttercup:
We will not. Now put them on!

[In-focus shot of Bubbles again as she puts the glasses on. Camera shifts to behind her head as Blossom and Buttercup once again laugh uncontrollably, then back to Bubbles’ close-up. She takes the glasses off again, furious with her sisters being unable to avoid laughing when they see her with them on]

Bubbles:
[even angrier] See? [Blurry shot of Blossom and Buttercup]

Blossom:
[still laughing] We’re sorry, we’re sorry.

Bubbles:
There. THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF A MONSTER, YOU BIG, FAT, DOO-DOO-HEADED NINNIES!!!!!

The Powerpuff Girls:
[sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

Thief:
[disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]

Blossom:
[swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?

Buttercup:
We know you have to try and trick us.

Bubbles:
Yeah, just like in the commercials!

Buttercup:
So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]

Thief:
[in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?

Buttercup:
[slams the door in his face again] Weak!

Blossom:
What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!

Bubbles:
But what about the candy?

Buttercup:
Don't you see, Bubbles?

Blossom:
It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.

[Girls scream as a parody of "A Hard Day's Night" plays]

Stuart Best:
[voice over] Yes, screaming girls everywhere ran screaming whenever the Beat-Alls made the scene. [the foursome walk single file along a crosswalk, in a scene reminiscent of the Beatles' album Abbey Road] Individually, it had been a long and winding road. [they enter the National Trust Bank] But together, the Beat-Alls, or the "Bad Four", as they were also known, had finally conquered Townsville.

Mojo Jojo:
[aiming his laser gun] I want to hold your cash!

Man:
[pointing] Too late. Somebody beat you to it.

[During a parody of I Want You (She's So Heavy), Mojo climbs the ladder and finds some tiny writing:
"This is A Stick up!"]

Mojo Jojo:
Brilliant! Who is responsible for this?! Who is behind such a unique and innovative approach to committing... [sees a female monkey] crimes? [during a parody of Strawberry Fields Forever, they fall in love] I've got to get you into my life! [she lets loose a scream at eardrum-piercing levels] I love you too!

[The Beat-Alls steal items during a parody of The Ballad of John and Yoko]

Princess Morbucks:
So tell us again why we're only stealing toilet paper, light bulbs, milk, flour, and eggs.

Mojo Jojo:
Well, Moko's idea is that stealing items that are all white isn't against the law. So it's okay to take them.

Princess Morbucks:
Huh?

Mojo Jojo:
It's all right 'cause they're all white!

[Princess sighs in disgust, Him looks very annoyed, and Fuzzy drops his load]

[Him, Princess and Fuzzy have quit the Beat-Alls]

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
Now what do we do?

Him:
[effeminate and demonic voice] Let's get back to where we once belonged.

[Princess, Him, and Fuzzy are deploying their respective weapons during a parody tune of The End]

Mayor:
The Beat-Alls are up on the rooftops, and they're destroying Townsville! They just won't let it be!

Blossom:
[nervously] The...Beat-Alls?

Mayor:
Well, three of them, at least. [they hang up] Uh, hello?...Girls?...Oh...

Mojo Jojo:
[gasping] Look! [news everywhere say "BEAT-ALLS ARE OVER."] Here! There! EVERYWHERE! I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, a feeling I can't hide. Oh, no.

Blossom:
Hey, Blossom, why did the burglar mop the floor?

Blossom Duplicate 2:
I don't know, Blossom, why?

Blossom:
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!

(The Blossom Duplicates laugh)

Buttercup:
Three times the Blossoms can only equal one thing ---- Trouble.

Professor:
Hmm... Well, as long as the amount of daughters I have is a prime number, everything's hunky dory by me! (he turns and walks away whistling)

Buttercup:
It's like Duplikate's ray brought all of my nightmares to life.

Bubbles:
I don't think it's a nightmare. At least our chores are done.

(The doorbell ring from offscreen. duplicated the real Blossom goes to answer it)

Blossom:
I got it. (She opens the door, a man was carrying a box of puppies)

Man with Box of Puppies:
Free puppy adoptions for the whole neighborhood!

Blossom Duplicate 1:
No thank you! (She slams the door close, makes the man and the puppies sad)

Bubbles:
(sadly gasp) You're right! This is a nightmare!

(All the three Blossoms' cell phones ring, they all answers)

The Three Blossoms:
(speaking at the same time) Yes, Mr. Mayor? Infernus is at it again? We're on our away! (they dash out)

Buttercup:
(annoyed) Ay yi yi! Let's go Bubbles. (She floats away)

Bubbles:
(sadly) When will this nightmare end?

Blossom:
(wakes up and screaming in horror.) NOOOOOOOOOO!! Whew, that was a dream.

Buttercup:
What's up, Blossom! Blossom:(screaming in fear again)

Mojo Jojo:
This is Mojo's greatest and most evilest plan yet! You see, by posing as BrainLord, Mojo shall end the puny-puffs' trust and enter Professor Utonium's lab, where he shall find the professor's latest invention, the black hole generator! Once Mojo has gotten inside the lab, Mojo will blow up the black hole generator, creating a whirlpool that will suck the puny-puffs into an endless vortex of doom, ending them once and for all!

The Professor:
[last lines] Hoc-guy?

Princess Morbucks:
And you are?

Bliss:
Blisstina Utonium you can call me Bliss

Princess Morbucks:
Bliss? The new powerpuff girl?

Bliss:
You must be Princess Morbuck