Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3

Babs:
Do you like my ears better up or down?

Babs:
I didn't think you missed me.

Buster:
I did. I'm nothing without you. You're my better half.

Babs:
Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half.

[Buster comes to Thirteensomething to end an endlessly endless family secret]

Edward:
This is great!

Producer:
You are so lost.

Edward:
No, dear, you are lost.

Producer:
[with hearts in her eyes] Oh, Edward, kiss me!

[she wrestles him for a kiss]

Edward:
AAH!

Plucky:
[gets hit by an anvil] Ah...That actually felt...good...

Babs:
Thanks for rescuing me. [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger] You're my knight in shining armor.

Buster:
Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?

Babs:
[normal voice] Let me show ya. [goes to kiss Buster on the lips, but she and Buster catch a glimpse at the audience] Sorry, kids, this is private. [pulls down a black screen over the screen, and they are heard kissing]

Plucky Duck:
Say, Shirl, give you any ideas? [gets kicked through the black screen] Feel free to change the channel.

Babs:
I'm tiny, not toony. I am a human gooney.

Babs:
[is lost in New York] They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'!

Batduck's Answering Machine:
Batduck here / Please don't have a cow / But I can't come to the phone right now

Plucky:
[as BatDuck] I feel pretty.

[Babs is wearing a hooded cape like Little Red Riding Hood, as she carries a pile of logs along with her]

Babs:
[to the audience] Okay, okay. So, I have big feet. Sue me.

Narrator:
[about Elmyra] Although the diver is alone in the bottom, all of our ancestors partake in this death-defying risk.

[The full version of I Could Choke On A Grape plays as the screen transitions to Fifi relaxing on the deck of the Calliope as Plucky fans her and Hamton feeds her grapes]

Skunk Goddess:
[to the audience] I could choke on a grape.

God:
So Harvey, this is where we came in. Any questions?

Harvey:
Uh, yeah. Uh, how come he's, he's not wearing any pants?

God:
Harvey! Oh no! It's worse then I thought. Buster's about to throw himself out of the picture.

Harvey:
Uh-oh.

Harvey:
Thinking about throwing yourself out of the picture, eh?

Buster:
So what if I am? Who cares? I wish I was never on Tiny Toons.

Harvey:
[his ears zap] Ya got your wish. There's no Buster Bunny on Tiny Toons.

Buster:
You're out of your mind. Warners would never let me off my contract.

[Lightning suddenly strikes his contract]

Babs:
[to Buster]That reminds me, I'm still mad at you. What were you whispering to her about anyway?

Cher:
[cuts in] He wanted to know what to get you for Christmas.

Babs:
Oh. [chuckles nervously] So what she suggest, a tatoo?

Buster:
No, this! [plants a spectacular kiss on Babs, then twirls her back to her feet]

Babs:
Oh. [melts in joy]

Buster Bunny:
And that's a wrap.

Babs Bunny:
I just can't help myself!

Plucky Duck:
Give me a break!

Hamton Pig:
When do we eat?

Fifi La Fume:
Hold me!

Elmyra Duff:
I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and love you to pieces!

Montana Max:
You can't do this to me! I'm rich!

Shirley the Loon:
Ohm, what a loon I am...Ohm, what a loon I am...

Buster:
Thanks, I owe you one.

Babs:
Oh, are we gonna start counting now?

Babs:
I always get what I want, even if I don't really want it.