Top Gear, Series 22

[On The Stig]

Jeremy:
Some say that his favourite football formation is 8-8-19, and that while we were off-air his iCloud was hacked and now everyone in the world has seen his helmet. All we know is he's called The Stig!

[During the opening sequence]

Jeremy:
Tonight, I move my eyes, Richard vandalizes the road.

James:
There you go.

Jeremy:
and James says cow.

James:
Cows!

[During the opening sequence]

Jeremy:
Tonight, Richard drives a van, I drive an old brown Porsche and James uses a telephone.

[During the opening sequence]

Jeremy:
Tonight, a BMW i8 full track in Yorkshire, the queen of Hollywood on our track, and a pointless thing about old Land Rovers.

[On The Stig]

Jeremy:
Some say that last week he won a BAFTA for ‘Best Original Smell’, and that when he dies he thinks he’ll go to Devon. All we know is he’s called the Stig!

[On a right-hand drive Ford Mustang trying too hard to appear British]

Jeremy:
So that realistically should be called, now that it's coming here, the 'Ford Bloody Quid Mate'.

[During the opening sequence]

Jeremy:
Tonight, the new Porsche Cayman on our track, the Ferrari LaFerrari at the limit in Italy Italy, and an old Peugeot goes past some goats.

[On The Stig]

Jeremy:
Some say that his favourite flower is the potato, and that even though he’s seen Fifty Shades of Grey he still thinks BDSM is a driving school. All we know is he’s called the Stig!