Total DramaRama, Season 2

Kids:
¡Cinco de Mayo!

Max:
Now- It's dangerous! [the snake comes in]

Beth:
Aaaaaaaaah!

Harold:
Pull him up for now.

Beth:
Uh…

Owen:
Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? I remember how to survive this trap! Max doesn’t every Thanksgiving all I need to find the tail! [finds the tail, then grabs it then swings it like a lasso onto Cody]

Cody:
[singing] Happy Birthday to me- [has a snake landed on his head] AAAAAAAH!! GIANT WORM!!

Owen:
[As Cody screams and pulls the snake on his head.] Quick! Hold hands! [Harold, Beth and Duncan hold hands to each other and they get pulled by the snake and crashes to the ground]

Duncan:
Woah, nice one, Owen.

Max:
I’m sending you all good luck.

Duncan:
Good luck with what?

Max:
My surviving the hungry squirrels, of course!

[Squirrels start to mutter]

Duncan:
Quick, down the slide! [Beth screams to follow Duncan]

Owen:
The slide? [gasps] No wait! It's a trap! [goes down the slide passing through the three kids] Pardon me. Excuse me. Max trap... [stops by the trap with three kids except for Beth] MAX TRAP! [screams]

[kids screaming]

[It continues with 3 kids at the bottom of the slide screaming]

Owen:
[got his shirt in the wood chipper] Man, that was close...

Duncan:
Thanks, Owen.

Harold:
Yeah! and how do you know there was a wood chipper at the bottom of the slide?

Owen:
It's a Classic Max trap, every Christmas he doesn’t

Duncan:
This isn't real toxic waste is it?

LIONGATOR:
[comes out of the pool] Oh, it's very real.

Max:
and... BEGIN!

[Owen walks across a balance beam]

Owen:
Come on, guys it's easy. Eyes forward, don't look down, I do this one every labour day.

Max:
You’ve beaten my Test of Toxic Troubles!

Owen:
So I won? Oh, please say yes, I don’t want my friend to get hurt.

Max:
You won nothing, the winner isn’t the one who crosses the line first, is the one who survives! These trials who’ll continue until only one of you remain standing. If you want to win, just kick the plank off, do it, cousin.

[darts to the three kids]

Owen:
I won’t do it,I won’t hurt my friends! International cousins day or not.

Max:
Fine, I’ll do it! [kicks the plank off for the three kids, then the plank falls into the pool.] There, it’s over with- [Owen pulls up the kids] Owen, never sees to disappoint.

Max:
That’s cheating!

Courtney:
Save it for your own Show & Tell, Cody!

Cody:
I'm a blunt object!

Courtney:
Hey, if the robber didn't wanna be maimed in a convoluted trap built by preschoolers, then maybe she shouldn't be stealing coins.

Cody:
You're gonna get it!

Courtney:
Good job General, Did you find my coin in her pocket!

The General:
Nope! Just this card MacArthur plumbing!

Chef Hatchet:
That's the plumber I called!

The General:
Uh whoops!

MacArthur:
Get your own pants of the toilet Chief, Unbelievable!

Courtney:
Wait, but then what happened to my coin! Mom! What are you doing here?

Courtney's Mom:
Courtney! I hope I'm not too late, you forgot you coin for your presentation!

Courtney:
My Coin! Was at home?

Courtney's Mom:
You didn't want to leave it here in chase of robbers, remember?

Courtney:
Right! (laugh) I, I feel like this is partially my fault.

The General:
Oh, I'd say more than partially!

Courtney:
Hey hey, wait come on it was just a misunderstanding! Please! Mom!

Courtney's Mom:
Oh, sorry dear! Don't worry! Welcome visit!

The General:
Well, I hope you kids learned a lesson.

Izzy:
Yep and sorry General, I promise we will never call you for anything this silly, ever again.

Owen:
There’s gonna be a 1:45 button in here somewhere!

Izzy:
I have bad wipeouts all the time and I’m fine! [laughs maccanicly] Come on! [wipes to the kitchen] First, you don’t show somebody love by making them drink boring old water, you do it with root beer! [grabs out the root beer from the fridge] This stuff’s gonna be good for plants, I mean it’s got rot parts in the eighth- [sprays away Izzy’s plant with the root beer]

Izzy:
Don’t worry, I’m not giving up.