Yes, Dear, Season 3

[first lines]

[Sammy watches The Wiggles on TV. Greg eats ice cream.]

Greg:
Hey. Look at you. Watching The Wiggles. Yeah.

Sammy:
Dance, Daddy, Dance!

Greg:
Oh, no. Daddy doesn't want to dance right now. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ice cream. Okay?

Sammy:
Dance, Daddy, Dance!

Greg:
You want me to dance? Okay. If you want to do The Wiggles, let's get our arms going. Get your arms moving. Do the monkey. Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah! Do the monkey. Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!

[Sammy steals Greg's ice cream as he runs upstairs.]

Greg:
Hey! That's my ice cream! Sammy! Sammy, stop it! Sammy! All right. That's it, mister. I'm telling.

[Greg walks away.]

Greg:
Sammy stole my ice cream, again!

Greg Wiggle:
And Hoop-Dee-Doo! You know what? For this next song, we're gonna need some volunteers to help us out with some dancing. Yeah!

Christine:
You should get Logan up on stage. He loves that.

Jimmy:
Oh, Yeah! I can get it on videotape. Hey, buddy. Want to get up on stage?

Logan:
Yeah!

Jimmy:
Hey buddy, how about 20 bucks to get my kid here up on stage?

Captain Feathersword:
I can't take your money, sir. That wouldn't be fair.

Jimmy:
Fair? You're a pirate!

The Wiggles:
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. We'll travel near and we'll travel far. Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. We're gonna ride the whole day long.

Greg Wiggle:
Jimmy's in the front seat. With a chocolate bar. Jimmy's in the front seat.

The Other Wiggles:
Of the Big Red Car.

The Wiggles:
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. We'll travel near and we'll travel far. Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. We're gonna ride the whole day long.

[final lines]