Jeff:
Don't, don't you ever have any problems?
Lisa:
I have one now.
Jeff:
So do I.
Lisa:
Tell me about it.
Jeff:
Why, why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
Lisa:
He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.
Jeff:
Oh no. No, no, no. Not this salesman's wife. And why didn't he go to work today?
Lisa:
Homework. It's more interesting.
Jeff:
What's interesting about a butcher knife and a small saw wrapped in newspaper? Huh?
Lisa:
Nothing, thank heaven.
Jeff:
Why hasn't he been in his wife's bedroom all day?
Lisa:
I wouldn't dare answer that.
Jeff:
Well, listen. I'll answer it, Lisa, there's something terribly wrong.
Lisa:
And I'm afraid it's with me. [Lisa leaves him to go to the couch and smoke a cigarette.]
Jeff:
What do you think?
Lisa:
Something too frightful to utter.
Jeff:
He went out a few minutes ago in his undershirt. He hasn't come back yet. That would be a terrible job to tackle. Just how would you start to cut up a human body?
Lisa:
Jeff, I'll be honest with you. You're beginning to scare me a little.