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George Wade: I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking! It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in! You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this, 1.... – Two Weeks Notice Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Wade: Your mother is terrifying. I thought she was going to cut me up and feed me to the poor. – Two Weeks Notice Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Samuel Gerard: OK, Michael. Regular or extra crispy? – U.S. Marshals Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Samuel Gerard: You play any tricks, I gotta shoot you! – U.S. Marshals Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Samuel Gerard: These things are so cool. They can shoot underwater, pour sand in them and they'll shoot. They shoot every time. – U.S. Marshals Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Cosmo Renfro: 27 stitches my ass. – U.S. Marshals Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: Sex with furniture, what do you think? – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr. Frying Pan! [George conks Bobbo in the face with the frying pan] Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down go boom. Uuupsy-daisy...Aw, what's wrong, Bobbo? I bet I know! You're hungry, aren't you? [Bobbo honks his horn weakly] Have I got just the thing for you! Yes sir, clowns AND kids alike just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies! [He proceeds to stuff Bobbo's face with "cookies," which are actually dog biscuits; George has picked up the wrong box!!] Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? They're nutritious, too! Just look at how much Bobbo here likes 'em! [cut to a revolted Bobbo] Mmmm, THAT'S GOOOOOD!! [Bobbo looks ready to vomit] And don't forget folks, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hackenberger's...[notices his mistake for the first time] Heh Heh Heh, UH-OHHH!! [Bobbo turns and glares at Uncle Nutzy as if to say "WHAT Uh-Oh?!?"] Bobbo's been eating...YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!! [a look of horror crosses Bobbo's face, and he runs off to the "little clowns' room."] That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste... [We hear Bobbo vomiting]... With just a hint of cheese...! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: Oh, no. What time is it!? [arm with a watch breaks through the wall, George looks at the watch] Seven THIRTY!? – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: [to Satan] Oh, shut up, you pinhead! You make me SICK! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: [Message left on Teri's answering machine] Teri! I'm sorry! Come on give me one more chance please! Come on Teri! Teri! Oh Oh I'm in hell! I'M IN HELL!! TERI TERI PICK UP THE PHONE!! PICK UP THE PHONE!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!! OH OH TERI!!!!!! PLE-HE-HE-HE-HEASE! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: [while sculpting a plate of mashed potatoes] This means something. This is important! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Newman: WE DID IT! THE STATION'S OURS!! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Stanley Spadowski: MY MOP!!! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Stanley Spadowski: This is pretty good watermelon...[pauses and considers]...Tastes like poop. I'm gonna eat some Corn Flakes.[grabs box of Corn Flakes] These are pretty good...WHOA!! Free toy inside! Free toy inside!! Let's find it. [rummages his hand in the box] Don't let your mom know that you do this. – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
R.J. Fletcher: [speaking to the crowd at the telethon] Dear friends, I'm sure that one day you realize that by shutting down this hotbed of subversive activity... – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Fletcher: [sarcastically, after having tripped up Noodles Macintosh] Awwwww, did I do that? Oopsie! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Teri: George Newman, you are a thoughtless, insensitive CREEP! From now on you can forget all my birthdays, because WE'RE THROUGH! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Young book customer: [in a preview for "Conan the Librarian"] These books are a little overdue. [Conan slices him in two!!] – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kuni (and other karate experts): SUH-PLIIEES!! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Noodles Macintosh: [having just vengefully stuck a foot out and tripped up Richard Fletcher, now throwing Richard Fletcher's sarcasm right back at him] Awwww... did I do that? Oopsie! – UHF Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
David Dunn: I see guys like you all the time in my work, you find someone you want to take advantage of, you tell them a fantastic story, and somewhere in there you say it, I just need your credit card number. A small down payment. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
David Dunn: Friends listen to each other! And they don't shoot each other, do they Audrey? – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
David Dunn: You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man. – Unbreakable Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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