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Michael:
You are okay?

Alice:
Never better.

Michael:
What happened, something at A.A.?

Alice:
Uh... I'll be okay. It's just a really bad day.

Michael:
You wanna tell me what's wrong? Something I can do?

Alice:
Thank you, but...

Michael:
Can't fix it, unless we know it's broke.

Alice:
How was your meeting?

Michael:
First time, I'll get used to it. There was a lot of people there feeling sorry for themselves. It's like an alcoholic has ruined their lives and they'd rather be a victim than try and fix it.

Alice:
Fix it, huh?

Michael:
What'd I do now, Alice?

Alice:
Nothing, Michael. Nothing.

Michael:
am talking about some losers at my meeting. You're taking it personally.

Alice:
The trouble with all these losers at your meeting is that they are not perfect like some people. They're married to alcoholics who are bouncing off the walls and they don't know what the fuck to do. So you might have to be a little tolerant, give them the benefit of your expertise in problem solving.

Michael:
Good meeting huh? You guys drop acid or something?

Alice:
Like I said... I'm having a really bad day and I don't mean to take it out on you.

Michael:
What is it? You want a drink real bad?

Alice:
That wouldn't distinguish it from any other day, Michael.

Michael:
One of your friends fall of the wagon?

Alice:
Nothing happened, Michael. Nothing has to happen for me to have a bad day. That's the thrilling part of all this. It just comes and hits and runs me over like a goddamn freight train.

Michael:
Okay, when is the next freight train coming through? You got a printed schedule? Cause I could plan around these things, you know, and give you the space so you can, you know, smoke.

Alice:
Maybe you shouldn't have to, Michael. One of the women at my meetings is going to a half way house, because she is not making it in her home environment and I...

When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jill Johnson:
[on the phone, after Curt calls her at the restaurant] Sharon? Please, do me a favor. Just tell me truthfully, when was the last time you CHECKED MY CHILDREN?

When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jill Johnson:
[after Curt calls her at the restaurant] Curt Duncan! He's back! He has my BABIES!

When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Curt Duncan:
[whispering, to Jill] You can't see me, but I had to come back. Don't you know why?

When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Curt Duncan:
[to Tracey, at the bar] My mind. Your mind. Where do they fit in? Do you see what I mean?

When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Clifford:
[to Tracy, about Curt's murders] After the coroner's investigation the bodies were taken to the mortuary where the undertaker took one look at them and said their bodies couldn't be reconstructed for the burial without six days of steady work. Then he asked what had been the murder weapon, because looking at the mess in front of him he couldn't imagine what had been used. The coroner told him there had been no murder weapon. The killer had used only his hands.

When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sally:
At least I got the apartment.

Harry:
That's what everyone says. But, really, what's so hard about finding an apartment? What you do is look in the obituary section. You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman. What they could do to make it easier is combine the two. You know, Mr. Kline died yesterday, leaving behind a wife, two children, and a spacious three bedroom apartment with a wood burning fireplace.

When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sally:
The first date back is always the toughest, Harry.

Harry:
You only had one date. How do you know it's not going to get worse?

Sally:
How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head and start flossing with it at the table?

Harry:
We're talking dream date compared to my horror. It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "Hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave." [she laughs] Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sally:
I went to bed at 7... 30 last night. I haven't done that since the 3rd grade.

Harry:
That's the good thing about depression. You get your rest.

When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Harry:
[about Auld Lang Syne] What does this song mean? My whole life, I don't know what this song means. I mean, 'Should old acquaintance be forgot'. Does that mean that we should forget old acquaintances? Or does it mean that if we happened to forget them, we should remember them, which is not possible because we already forgot 'em?

Sally:
Well, maybe it just means that... we should remember that we forgot them, or something. [laughs] Anyway, it's about old friends.

[They kiss]

When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Squeeze me?

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
I got the buckwheat.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Teach him how to say, "Yo quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
Now I look like frickin' Shrek.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tiffany Wilson/Marcus Copeland:
What a beautiful chocolate man.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Latrell Spencer:
White meat only.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Latrell Spencer:
Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Latrell Spencer:
[Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace] She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Latrell Spencer:
[while eating oysters] Tongue's kinda big.

White Chicks  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Arthur "Cody" Jarrett:
You know something, Verna, if I turn my back for long enough for Big Ed to put a hole in it, there'd be a hole in it. [he laughs] Big Ed ... great big Ed. Y'know why they call 'im that? 'Cause his ideas are big. One day he's gonna get a really big one ... about me. And it'll be his last.

White Heat  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Arthur "Cody" Jarrett:
You're just lonesome, lonesome, like me...Verna? All I ever had was Ma...I was, uh, I was just walkin' around out there talkin' to mine...well, my old lady never had anything, always on the run, always on the move - some life. First there was my old man, died kickin' and screamin' in a nuthouse. Then my brother. And after that, it was takin' care of me. Always tryin' to put me on top. Top of the world, she used to say. And then, times when I was losin' my grip, there she'd be right behind me, pushin' me back up again. And now...That was a good feelin' out there, talkin' to her, just me and Ma. Good feelin'. Liked it. Maybe I am nuts.

White Heat  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sydney Deane:
It's hard work makin' you look so bad.

White Men Can't Jump  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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