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Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny. – Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Bobby Funke: Friedrich Nietzsche said, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." But 10 bucks says Nietzsche never got a swirly. – Assassination of a High School President Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Bobby Funke: Mathematically, it's a percentage of your life: 4 years, 48 months, 1,461 days. High school is prom, football games, boyfriends, girlfriends, party at the rich kid's house. Fun, simple, wholesome. But it's really anything but. High school might be the least wholesome 4 years of your life. And there's nothing simple about it. High school is ugly, hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to assassinate the president. A conspiracy about to be uncovered... – Assassination of a High School President Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: [to a security guard] Alright, Mitch, we're looking for weapons, obviously, anything that can kill a student. Knives, guns. But it's not always obvious. [to a student] Are you kidding me? You know the rule about gum! [to a female student] Raise your arms, please. [to the security guard] With the women, you want to use the backs of the hands. The backs of the hands, Mitch. Last rule. Most important rule. You're gonna wanna fuck them. Do not fuck the students, do you understand? – Assassination of a High School President Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: [to Bobby Funke] You seem to be a little foggy as to why I'm here, Mr. Funke. From what I understand, you've made a mockery of this entire high school. You seem to think that this is some kind of circus and that I am some kind of clown. I'm not an effing clown. And I'm not here to bring joy and love and light and laughter into your effing heart! Now I'm going to ask you one more time. And this time I expect an answer. Is...that...gum...in your mouth? – Assassination of a High School President Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Batman breaks into a room, subdues the last mercenary and aims the man's machine gun at Knyazev.] Anatoli Knyazev: [holding a flamethrower on Martha Kent] Drop it. I said drop it! I'll kill her! Believe me, I'll do it! Batman: I believe you. [He fires a single shot from the machine gun, piercing the napalm tank on Knyazev's back. Before Knyazev can trigger the flamethrower, Batman throws himself on Martha, shielding them both from the flames as the tank explodes, killing Knyazev.] Batman: It's okay. I'm a friend of your son. Martha Kent: I figured. The cape. – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Bruce Wayne / Batman: There was a time above... a time before. There were perfect things... diamond absolutes. How things fall, things on Earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Lois Lane: I don't have a halo over my head, General. I walked into the desert, people died. It keeps me awake at night. It should. – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Lex Luthor: See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, 'cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all-good. And if He is all-good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be. – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Liberace: [while performing the Boogie Woogie] As the next part of the Boogie Woogie is so strange that it calls for an explanation, is called a Boogie Woogie break. And when I'm playing it and, like, stop at a certain point, you're going to think I forgot the music. But I didn't forget the music; there's just no music written for that part. That's why they call it a break. – Behind the Candelabra Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Liberace: I love it! That was terrific! Ya see, George. I told you, men do come to my concerts. Well, I really appreciate it and I know somebody else out in the audience that appreciates it too. And that's my mom. Mom, I'll tell you what. Let them hear it from you and I'll play it just for you. Okay, mom? – Behind the Candelabra Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Liberace: I really thank you all for joining me in this Boogie Woogie, and I'd like to try a little experiment. I've been playing this Boogie Woogie at eight beats to the bar. I'd like to try playing it now at sixteen beats to the bar. – Behind the Candelabra Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Liberace: [to Scott] Well, this must be fate. – Behind the Candelabra Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Liberace: [Scott imagines seeing Liberace performing one last time. Last lines] To dream the impossible dream. To be better far than you are. To try, when your arms are too weary. To reach the unreachable star. This is my quest to follow that star. No matter how hopeless. No matter how far. Be willing to give and there's no more to give. Be willing to die so that honor and justice may live and I know and I'll only be true to this glorious quest. My heart, shall lie peaceful and calm, when I'm laid to my rest. Thank you. Thank you. You have made me the happiest piano player who has ever lived and no matter what I still believe and always will. Too much of a good thing is wonderful. – Behind the Candelabra Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: Is that so crazy? I'm pretty amazing. – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: You mean you fixed this guy's toilet? – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: Uh, oops? – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: Sweet! You actually look like you know what you're doing. – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: Boo! – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: Oh, man! – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: (after Eon grabs him) Ah! Let me go! – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: (after he sees the car turn on) Oh, great! – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: Oh, those Plumbers! I knew that. – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ben: I know that... now. – Ben 10: Race Against Time Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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