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Amber Von Tussle:
(crying after Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids) He just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale and those Negroes!

Hairspray  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Velma Von Tussle:
I risked clinical diseases, she’ll certainly risk jail.

Hairspray  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Velma Von Tussle:
Let me guess, brand-new dress? Well, you’ll stop traffic!

Hairspray  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Velma Von Tussle:
I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!

Hairspray  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Velma Von Tussle:
You know what your demographic is? Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.

Hairspray  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Velma Von Tussle:
My husband, he accidentally suffocated.

Hairspray  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Wesley Rhoades:
What a fucking pussy, dude. I told you he wouldn't fight. He's all f*cking talk. I was like-- We were fighting, right? You were there. He was like, "I'm not gonna fight you." I was like-- Yes!

Wesley Rhoades' friend:
I know where he lives. You want to egg his house?

Wesley Rhoades:
We can totally do that.

Wesley Rhoades' friend:
Yeah.

Wesley Rhoades:
Oh. Hey, shit-pants. What's going on? You know, um... I heard your sister got caught selling blow jobs in the bathroom. I heard they had to pump the cum out of her stomach.

Wesley Rhoades' friend:
[Sucking sound]

Wesley Rhoades:
Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing? You know, my old man said that for a buck she'd rub her tits on his face.

Young Michael Myers:
Shut up.

Wesley Rhoades' friend:
What the fuck did you say, faggot?

Wesley Rhoades:
Mikey's upset. Look how tough he is. Hey, ball-licker, check this out. I was thinking of making copies of Mommy for the whole school.

Young Michael Myers:
Fuck you.

Wesley Rhoades:
Hey! Tough guy! Think she'd suck my dick for a quarter and let me suck her tits?

Young Michael Myers:
Shut up! Shut up!

Wesley Rhoades:
Don't fucking yell in my face, you bitch!

Wesley Rhoades' friend:
Fuck off!

Principal Chambers:
What the hell is going on here? Break it up! I said break it up! You over there, you over there, you there.

Wesley Rhoades' friend:
He started it.

Principal Chambers:
Shut up!

Young Michael Myers:
Fuck... you...

Principal Chambers:
What did you say?

Young Michael Myers:
I said, fuck... you!

Principal Chambers:
Fuck ME? [grabs Michael by the back of the shirt and escorts him to the principal's office] Come here.

Young Michael Myers:
My bag!

Principal Chambers:
Grab it!

Halloween  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Samuel Loomis:
Inside every one us, there exists a dark side. Most people rise above it, but some are consumed by it. Until there is nothing left, but pure evil.

Halloween  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Samuel Loomis:
These eyes will deceive you; they will destroy you. They will take from you your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes one finds only blackness, the absence of light. These are the eyes of a psychopath.

Halloween  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Samuel Loomis:
I really don't know what else to say, Michael. You haven't said a word for fifteen years! Christ, that's a lifetime. That's nearly twice as long as my first marriage. Wow. It's strange, Michael. In a weird way you've become like... like my best friend. Huh! That just shows you how fucked up my life is. I've done all I possibly can for you, so I'm sorry to tell you that this is going to be my last day. Michael, I have to move on. I'm sorry.

Halloween  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ismael Cruz:
Hey Mikey, how you doin'? Look, you can't let those walls get you down. Believe me, I know. I spent a little time behind walls. I know they can drive you crazy. You gotta look beyond the walls, you know? Learn to live inside your head.

Halloween  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ismael Cruz:
[Last words as Michael attacks him] I was good to you, Mikey! I was good to you!

Halloween  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Laurie Strode:
[Drunkenly yelling outside her house] Hey, world! Guess what. I'm Michael Myers' sister! I'm so fucked!

Halloween II  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Samuel Loomis:
[When asked about the fate of Michael Myers] Let me make things clear, Michael Myers is Dead. D.E.A.D. Dead.

Halloween II  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Samuel Loomis:
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Halloween II  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Michael Myers:
[before his defeat] "Die!"

Halloween II  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Sam Loomis:
It will destroy you, too. One day. Michael, this rage which drives you...You think if you kill them all, it will go away. It won't. You have to fight it in the place where it's strongest...Where it all began! If you want to get rid of this rage, Michael, go home. Go home. Go to your house. I shall be there waiting for you. You'll find her waiting for you...

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hammy:
Ha, ha! [The boomerang hits him] Ow. [picks up a boomerang and throws it away] Ha, ha! [jumps over the boomerang over and over again. He hums and catches the boomerang. Then he throws it away over and over again until he throw a cookie, a cupcake and an ice cream cone] What the...? Huh? [the boomerang hits him again] Oww!

[Hammy climbs up a tree]

Bucky:
Shh! You guys, quiet.

[Hammy sighs and the boomerang is behind him]

Hammy:
BEGONE! I don't believe in you. [the boomerang disappears and Hammy sighs. But suddenly, The boomerang keeps spinning behind the tree] NO! All right, I believe in you! [grabs the boomerang] I'll go crazy!

[Hammy digs a hole and drops the boomerang into the hole. He covers the hole and the boomerang hits him again]

Hammy:
Oww! This stupid...

[Hammy chops the boomerang into pieces with an axe and puts it in a trunk, devilishly burns it with a cigarette lighter then stomps on the hot ashes]

Hammy:
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

[Then steps off before he is continuously hit by the boomerang again]

Hammy:
Aww c'mon!

RJ:
What do you guys think? Should we tell him?

Spike:
[giggles] Oh, come on. We got three more left in the box.

Hammy's Boomerang Adventure  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Harry is in the room under the Invisibility Cloak]

Madame Rosmerta:
Nobody's gonna come to a pub where they'll get scared out of their wits.

Professor McGonagall:
Professor Dumbledore doesn't want dementors around the place, I can assure you.

Madame Rosmerta:
Now, tell me what this is all about.

Professor McGonagall:
Years ago, when Harry Potter's parents realized they were marked for death, do you remember? They went into hiding. Few knew where they were. One who did, was Sirius Black. And he told You-Know-Who.

Cornelius Fudge:
Not only did Black lead You-Know-Who to the Potters that night, but he also killed one of their friends, Peter Pettigrew.

Madame Rosmerta:
Peter Pettigrew?

Professor McGonagall:
Little lump of a boy, always trailing after Sirius Black.

Madame Rosmerta:
Oh, I remember him. Never let James and Sirius out of his sight. But what happened?

Professor McGonagall:
Well, Peter Pettigrew tried to warn the Potters, and might have managed to if he hadn't run into an old friend.

Cornelius Fudge:
Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew. He destroyed him! A finger! That's all that was left, a finger! Nothing else.

Professor McGonagall:
Yes. Sirius Black may not have put his hands to the Potters, but he's the reason they're dead.

Cornelius Fudge:
And now he wants to finish what he started.

Madame Rosmerta:
I don't believe it.

Cornelius Fudge:
That's not the worst of it.

Madame Rosmerta:
What could be worse?

Professor McGonagall:
This: Sirius Black was, and remains to this day…Harry Potter's godfather!

[Having learned this, Harry runs out of the room sobbing and into a clearing in the forest]

Hermione:
[removes the cloak off him] Harry, what happened?

Harry:
[quietly] He was their friend… and he betrayed them. [yelling] HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! [echoes] I hope he finds me. 'Cause when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Harry and Hermione enter the Shrieking Shack and find Ron in a room]

Harry:
Ron!

Hermione:
Ron, you're okay!

Harry:
The dog. Where is it?!

Ron:
Harry, it's a trap! [points to Sirius standing behind the door] He's the dog! He's an Animagus!

[Harry and Hermione look down on the floor and follow the paw prints to where Sirius is standing]

Hermione:
[protecting Harry behind her] If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us too!

Sirius:
No. Only one will die tonight.

Harry:
Then it'll be you! [angrily rushes over to Sirius, holds him down, and threateningly points his wand at him]

Sirius:
[chuckles] Are you going to kill me, Harry?

Lupin:
[enters the room and disarms Harry's wand] Expelliarmus! [orders Harry to step aside] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged aren't we? Finally the flesh reflects the madness within.

Sirius:
Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus? [Lupin smiles, helps him get back up on his feet, and they hug] I found him.

Lupin:
I know.

Sirius:
He's here!

Lupin:
I understand.

Sirius:
Let's kill him!

Hermione:
NO! I trusted you! And all this time, you've been his friend. He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes.

Lupin:
How long have you known?

Hermione:
Since Professor Snape set the essay.

Lupin:
Well, well, well, Hermione. You really the brightest witch of your age I've ever met.

Sirius:
Enough talk, Remus! Come on! Let's kill him!

Lupin:
Wait!

Sirius:
I DID MY WAITING!!! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!! IN AZKABAN!!!

Lupin:
Very well. Kill him. But wait one more minute, Harry has the right to know why.

Harry:
I know why! You betrayed my parents! You're the reason they're dead!

Lupin:
No, Harry, it wasn't him. Somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who, until quite recently, I believed to be dead!

Harry:
Who was it then?!?

Sirius:
Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room, right now! Come out, come out, Peter! Come out, come out and play!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[last lines]

[the Gryffindors are gathered around the table around a wrapped package]

Ron:
I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was badly wrapped. [to Fred and George] They made me do it.

Fred and George:
Did not!

[Harry opens the package to reveal a Firebolt]

Ron:
It's the fastest broom in the world.

Harry:
But who sent it?

Ron:
No one knows.

[Hermione holds up a hippogriff feather]

Hermione:
This came with it.

[Outside the school, the Gryffindors watch Harry take the Firebolt for a ride with Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle watching looking jealous]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Harry Potter:
(Hermione: Harry, what happened?) [quietly] He was their friend, and he betrayed them. [yelling] HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!!!!!!! [echoes] I hope he finds me! 'Cause when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'm gonna kill him!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Harry Potter:
[to Sirius] You betrayed my parents! You're the reason they're dead!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Harry Potter:
I just didn't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become killers. Besides, dead the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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