[Troy and Gary wakes up from their room after all of the partying at the casino]
Troy:
Hey, it's 11:30. What times does the poker thing start? You got the contract?
Gary Bunda:
What -- What -- What do you mean? I thought you had it.
Troy:
Oh, where the... [sees the contract] Okay, I got it right here.
Gary Bunda:
[sees the same contract the Troy got] I got it right here.
Gary Bunda:
Oh, good, we got two, we're covered then.
Troy:
What do you mean we got two? Why do we have two? [grabs the contract from Gary] Gary, who the hell is Gail Dougan?
Gary Bunda:
Uh...
[knock on door]
Gary Bunda:
Who is it?
Carl Dougan:
It's Carl and Gail Dougan -- From last night!
[Gary flashbacks to what happened to Carl's girlfriend when they meet yesterday]
Gary Bunda:
[drunk] I can make you the best poker player in the world. Yeah. Yeah, I did it for a guy. I did it for a guy.
Gail Dougan:
This would be great! What...what do we do? What do I have to do? I'' do anything.
Gary Bunda:
[drunk] You just sign on the dotted line.
Gail Dougan:
It's that easy.
Gary Bunda:
[drunk] Who else wants to be a poker player?
[Gary's flashback ends]
Troy:
I can't believe you gave them the same deal. Two people can't win the same poker tournament.
Gary Bunda:
Listen, you're making a big deal out of this, okay? We can just tear up the contract.
Carl Dougan:
Uh, hold on here, fellas. Gail already gave you her soul.
Troy:
No, no, no, we're not idiots. We know not to take the soul from a living person, right Gary?
[Gary flashbacks again of how he screwed up from taking a soul from a living person]
Gary Bunda:
Okay, now, here's the thing. According to this, what I'm really gonna need from you is I'm gonna need your soul as a deposit.
Gail Dougan:
That's good enough for me.
Gary Bunda:
Let me just do the incantation and we'll be ready to go.
Gail Dougan:
Okay.
[Gary starts to do the incantation on Gail]
Gail Dougan:
[screams] OH, NO! I'VE MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE! IT'S HOT! IT'S HOT! [gets sent to hell]
Gary Bunda:
[to Carl] She's gonna be -- She's gonna be okay. You just get her some orange juice and cookies.
Carl Dougan:
[to Gail] Yoou want to go up to the room, maybe lay down?
Troy:
[drunk] You know what you need is a shot, just a little to power through it, and then get some hair of the dogs. RUFF! RUFF!
[Gary's flashback ends]
Troy:
What did I tell you?! We don't take the souls from living people!
Gary Bunda:
You were wasted. Okay, it was a YOLO kind of night.
Carl Dougan:
Listen, if you guys want to just undo this whole thing, I wouldn't be opposed, okay, because, honestly, Gail has been real moody, bitey.
Gary Bunda:
That's normal for someone's who's hung over. The light hasn't left here eyes...at all.
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