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Liquor: Come down here to the basement. Roostre: What's a Liquor store doing with a basement? Liquor: It's uh -- It's for, uh, tornadoes and...and some other stuff. Roostre: What in the hell is that? Liquor: I think you know what it is. Roostre: First off, I don't even think you know what I know, and I'm telling you, I don't know what that is. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
[Liquor shows his Liquor store splattered in blood] Liquor: See this? Roostre: Yeah. I see it. What the hell happened in here? Liquor: Your letter. Roostre: My letter did this? Man, you got a bar around here? Because I'm tired as hell. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Just when I think I know what I'm thinking, I'm in this cloud. I know that when a man has memories, it's just electrical impulses through the brain that create the memories...because those impulses travel...at the speed of light. Therefore, the brain time-travels, and that's how he remembers... [drinks beer] But how does he feel? How does he feel those memories? how does he feel those thoughts? What...time is it? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Liquor: Hey, are you Rooster? Roostre: Sometimes all in caps, depending on-- Liquor: If I'm yelling at you or not, right? Roostre: Uh-huh. Liquor: Do you have a son, by any chance? Roostre: No. Liquor: He went to camp. You went to camp. Roostre: How did you, uh-- Liquor: This letter. [showing him the same paper from Mosquitor's letter to see if Roostre actually went to camp with somebody] Roostre: I'll be. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Green Sweatered Woman: Who are you? What are you doing at this party? Who invited you? Who do you think you are? [Peanut angrily wakes up] Green Sweatered Woman: I know who you are. I know what you're doing here. You know I know, [Peanut pulls up his gun at the blabbering woman] Green Sweatered Woman: You're weird-looking. I'm not weird-looking, but you're weird-looking. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Roostre: What's up with this party, man? This blows. Golden Joe: Man, this party is straight jack. It's completely wack. I could've got with Monique tonight. Roostre: Will you shut up? Oh, damn, boy, your voice is like a human P.A., and where's that baked cop at? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: Your jealousy overwhelms your reputation. Shark: My reputation is big-time and recorded. You are eyeless and squared. Rectangular Businessman: 60 of what you think is a reputation for one is your downfall. Shark: Well...we'll see about that in due time, won't we? Rectangular Businessman: Time is due, indeed. Skillet: [squeals] Shark: [to Skillet] And you -- You need a whiff of my friend. [referring to Clock] – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: Facades of this expense are becoming unpopular with my investors. Shark: Your investors are one. Rectangular Businessman: I don't know if you know this, but there are many that make one. Shark: One...is enough...for too much. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Wow, this is a great necktie. Thanks. Fitz's Wife: You have to wear it. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I really like it. Fitz's Wife: You have to wear it now. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I'll put it on in the morning. Fitz's Wife: The morning was too late. Put it on now. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What? Fitz's Wife: You have to put it on now. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Ok. Here. [puts the necktie a bit up high] How's this? Is that good? Fitz's Wife: Tie it around your neck. It has to make contact with your flesh. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: It's late. I'll tie it tomorrow. Fitz's Wife: Tomorrow is too late. Now is time. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Why? What's that? That sounds like a [pulls up his gun] baby. Fitz's Wife: It's our baby. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: We don't have a baby. Fitz's Wife: We had a baby. When we hade her, the time is coming that -- To her -- Us -- Put on the tie. Mm. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Liquor: What's -- What's, uh, what's back there? What's behind the case? [Woman looks both ways concerningly] Liquor: Or are you too scared to tell me. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Liquor: That's a tricky bookcase, isn't it? Man/Woman: Stop your stop talk. I'm trying to-- Liquor: I know you're reading, but you're not reading. You're not reading, you're not doing anything here, but not doing. Man/Woman: [looks at the audience] Hardly. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Roostre: You say you've done this before and it's gonna work. Peanut Cop: It's like rocketry. [chuckles] Your pee is like rocketry because it rockets out, you know, and if you have two rockets, step back. Here go the rockets. Roostre: Alright. Just do it and don't get any on me. [Peanut starts to pee to break out Fitz's jet car] Peanut Cop: Feels so good. [Golden Joe starts to join in on the fun] Peanut Cop: Oh, was that your Joe? [wheezing] [the glass starts to break from Peanut and Golden Joe's piss] Roostre: Holy crap, it worked. [sees they're still pissing] Ok, ok. It worked. Now stop. Golden Joe: You can't tell me when to stop, man/ You can't tell me my jack to stop. Man, that's messed up. I can't stop. Man, that's straight up. That's tore up. I can't stop. I gotta go. Peanut Cop: You can't stop the pee, man, it goes and goes...and no, no, no, no. Ha ha ha! – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Gary Bunda: [loudly clears throat] Bagged and tagged her. Another soul for Satan's army if it does please thee? Hail him. [chuckles] Satan: Great, Gary. I'm sure you got her parents' permission? Gary Bunda: What? Satan: Gary, in order for a minor to, uh, sell their soul, they need written parental permission but I'm sure you knew that. Gary: WHAT?! You asked us -- You asked us to go for tweens! WHAT PARENT IS GONNA DAMN THEIR CHILD TO ETENRAL DAMNATION?! I DON'T -- I'M JUST ASKING FOR SOME COSISTENCY! Satan: It's okay because I owe Gary a debt of gratitude, because he has brought me some new demons that are masters at psychological torture. Come on in, girls! [ironically Satan brought the same bratty girls who messed up Amy just to tease the demons for fun] Miranda: God, this office is so outdated. You can't afford new furniture? Satan: [laughs] Miranda: [to Troy] Did your Mom get those from the trash can that you were born in? Troy: [gasps] Miranda: [to Benji] Serial killer. Miranda: [to a Bald Guy Demon] Did you eat your hair? Miranda: [to Ben] Hey, Gollum, you ever find the ring? Miranda: [to Demon Worker #1] Look, it's Edward Stupidhands. Johnny Derp. Miranda: [to William] Wow, you must be Grumpy Cat's grandfather. Miranda: [to Demon Worker #2] You're not even worth insulting. [Demon Worker #2 took no offense from it] Miranda: [to Gary] You're like an unfunny Jim Gaffigan. Gary Bunda: Okay, that's not -- That's not funny. Miranda: [to Gary] You're like uh...an unfamous poor man's Seth Rogen. Gary Bunda: I don't, I -- That is not funny. That is below the belt. And that's inappropriate. Miranda: [to Gary] Zach Gala-fatass. Gary Bunda: [tired] I feel like this should stop. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Benji: Look! She made a friend. Gary Bunda: Oh, she's popular with the Goths! That is every unpopular kid's plan "B." I did it! [Gary runs to Amy and the goth boy] Gary Bunda: Hey, what's going on? I hate to interrupt. Hail Satan. Looks like my work here is done. [to Amy] I'll see you soon, BFF. Best friend forever! [Amy gets disappointed at Gary] Gary Bunda: Okay. Too cool to acknowledge my existence. That's cool. To cool to acknowledge me. Fine. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Gary Bunda: What the hell do I tell her now? [referring to Amy] Troy: I mean, well, technically, she is the most popular girl in school. Gary Bunda: That's because all the other girls are dead! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
[after the prom party, Amy gets saved, and Cody gets injured and traumatized while being taken away to the hospital] Cody: She's a witch! Get her away from me! She's a murderer! Benji: He's damaged. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
[Troy gives every girl the plague but gone a bit overboard to it] Gary Bunda: Troy, what did you do?! Troy: I'm giving them all the plague. This app is great. Gary Bunda: What's wrong with zits? You're blowing this! Troy: Well, I'm not the one who made them fly up in the sky! Like that's not a red flag?! Gary Bunda: I don't know when they're gonna come down. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
[as Amy and Cody were about to kiss, Miranda interrupts the moment] Miranda: SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH, AND WE ALL KNOW IT! [throws up] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
[Gary blows some purple magic dust to make Amy and Cody levitating into the air like it's a love sequence] Cody: What is happening? Amy: [scoffs] I'm so sorry. Cody: Please don't kill me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Gary Bunda: Attention, everyone. As a lawful police officer, it is my lawful duty to name the king and queen of the prom. Your king and queen are...Cody Moore and Amy O'Ryan! [claps Congratulations, kids! [Benji gives the two lovebirds a tiara and a crown] Benji: [to Amy] I am so jealous of you right now. [to Cody] And you are a dreamboat. A little old for my taste. Go get her. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Amy: Oh, Miranda, I didn't see you there. Miranda: How did you get Cody to be your date? At gunpoint. [laughter] Miranda: [to Troy] What are you looking at, you fat, bloated assface? Troy (as Policemen #2): I was just thinking you're breaking out. You might want to pop that. [Troy uses the iPox phone to give the bratty girls diseases] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Amy: Ow! You're hurting me. Gary Bunda (as Policemen): Don't struggle. You don't want to mess up your hair for the, uh... [reveals as Gary] big dance. Amy: Gary! I told you to leave me alone. Gary Bunda: Yeah, but now I'm making up for it. Amy: I don't even have a date. Gary Bunda: Oh, yes, you do. [Gary lifts up the police trunk showing that they kidnapped Cody for Amy's date partner] Gary Bunda: [points the gun at Cody] You excited to see Amy? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 7 days ago
[the demons disguise as policemen to save Amy's popularity] Gary Bunda (as Policemen): Boom! Amy O'Ryan, you're under arrest. We found the drugs. You in trouble. Amy's Mom: Now hold on here! Do you have a warrant? Gary Bunda (as Policemen): Here's my warrant. [Gary uses pepper spray on Amy's Mom] Gary Bunda (as Policemen): Now, get up against the wall and spread 'em, you...parents. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 7 days ago
Amy's Mom: Honey, do you want to talk about Joey Fatone? Amy: Mom, I don't even know who he is. Amy's Dad: Because he can go straight to hell. Amy's Mom: Roger, please. [to Amy] Are you sure you don't want to go to the big dance tonight? Amy's Dad: Not with Joey Fatone, she won't. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 7 days ago

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