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Troy: What in the hell are you supposed to be dressed up as? Gary Bunda: I'm cosplay. I'm steampunk Satan. Troy: I don't think this is that kind of convention, Gary. Gary Bunda: Come on. I'm not the only person in costume. You got Poison Ivy over there. [cuts to the next scene where the torture woman is being tortured by poison ivy in all of her body] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 4 days ago
Satan: What the hell is going on here?! [Gary and Troy gets back to torturing Eddie with staplers and ropes] Satan: Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop. Eddie, you in any pain over there? Eddie: Wah-wah. [imitating a sad trombone sound effect] Satan: Yeah, what's...what is this? Gary Bunda: We put a bunch of rocks up his asshole, but the thing is is that his asshole is just...like this, and it's like a volcano top. Troy: Yeah, we've been having to improvise. We've been using, like, office supplies and stuff. We're -- We're completely out of ball clamps. Satan: Why don't you just go buy more? Gary Bunda: Um, how would we... Troy: I don't think we knew we could... Gary & Troy: Where would we do that? Satan: Suffer-Con. It's a convention of the latest tortures. This weekend in San Diablo. Gary Bunda: [surprised] San Diablo! Troy: Whoo! Satan: And, uh, Eddie, come on down. You go with 'em. I want you to try the clamps on your balls, make sure they're painful. Have fun. Bon voyage! Gary, Troy, and Eddie: ROAD TRIP! [Eddie's butt suddenly pulls out rocks from his bottom] Troy: Those aren't the rocks we put in there. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 4 days ago
Gary Bunda: Why is Satan tormenting us all the time? Troy: Because it's hell. Gary Bunda: Yeah, but I mean, he got kicked out of heaven for being, like, a proud angel, so how does that translate into snapping clamps onto child molesters and to tax cheats? Gary Bunda: I think it would be so much cooler if he made Hell better than Heaven. That would be a bigger [bleep] to God than him being a bitch all the time. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 4 days ago
Troy: Hey, Ben, how many balls you think Eddie's got? We need a pair of balls clamps. Gary Bunda: Yeah, he's not Charlie Chaplin. Ben: How many of you jackoffs does it take to work one clamp? Troy: Where's this coming from? Gary Bunda: Whoooo! Eddie: Wow. Gary Bunda: No, Troy is working with me, alright. We are working, man. We don't sit at a desk all day. Ben: What do you want from me? You guys check 'em out, you don't check 'em back in. Gary Bunda: You don't work on the floor, you don't know what it's like. People walk into the lava, it melts the clamps. I cut off a pair of dick and balls, clamps go into a canyon. I don't have the hours in the daaaaaaay to go looking for these clamps, okay? I'm not some ball boy in Wimbledon. Ben: I got some binder clips. Gary Bunda: Oh, my god. Troy: Binder clips? Ben: And I got a rock. You can shove this up his ass. Gary Bunda: This is amateur hour. Ben: Look, until Satan order more clamps, you're gonna have to do with the clips. Troy: Alright, you know what? We-ll take the -- We'll take the rocks, too. Give us the rocks. Ben: Okay, here's a big one. [throws the rock aggressively to the employees] Troy: You don't have to throw 'em! Gary Bunda: Let's go. We can shove these up his ass. Ben: You guys have a nice day. Troy: Have a nice day up your ass, Ben. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Roostre: Alright, boy. Check this out. [Roostre shows Spider, The Corn-Droid] Roostre: That's pretty freakin' awesome, isn't it? But here's the bitch of it. [sees the scan] Wrong hand. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Liquor: Look. Roostre. has got this other thing, but he need the hand to make it work. Then we can blow this town apart. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Why does he need that hand? Liquor: Because, duh, it's his hand. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I'm not going anywhere without all these weapons. Liquor: Do you have any weapons? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Fitz, Skillet, and Green Sweatered Woman heard something from the elevator] Liquor: Hi. [Fitz and his friends, and especially the meat shoot Liquor,] Liquor: My skin is bulletproof. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No way. Liquor: Yes way. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald; Looks like somebody with a hook might have filed all these serial numbers off. That's a mystery. That's a hook and mystery. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: And everyone thought Corn-Droid was just a legend. Shark: I knew it was real. I'm not as easily suckered into things as you are with your soft, little mind. Rectangular Businessman: Of course not. That's why you chose the shark. Shark: I have my reasons for that choice, but you seem to like the square. Rectangular Businessman: The square has 4 points, 4 rich and and interesting points full of wealth and ambition. You are merely roundish and soft-fleshed. Shark: I'm not getting into this with you again, and the animal chain is missing. Rectangular Businessman: [sarcastic] Well, way to hide it in most obvious place. Nice work. Didn't see that one coming. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Roostre and Spider go on a jetpack ride] Roostre: Man, Isn't this cool? Who else you know that has these jet packs? No one, man, nobody but your old buddy Roostre. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Shark opens his hidden stash from his lair and notices that his golden Skillet necklace is stolen] Shark: And stupid retard. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Shadowy Figure: [warbling voice] Peanut Cop: What? I don't understand [chuckles] a thing you're saying, man. Do you have any idea what you sound like? "Blah blah blah blah." [wheezes] That's what you sound like in my head. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Peanut Cop: [grabs beer on the floor] You're my liquor god. [Peanut gets shots by a tranquilizer dart] Peanut Cop: Ow! Ohh...mmh! That...was...awesome. [Peanut gets shot by another tranquilizer dart] Peanut Cop: Ow. Could I get a couple more of these, please? [laughs] [Peanut Cop gets shot by several tranquilizer darts] Peanut Cop: I don't even see you, man, but thank you. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Peanut and Liquor finally went back to the Liquor Store] Liquor: Hey, I just came from here. Peanut Cop: You did? What, I did? Liquor: Yeah. You did. Peanut Cop: Ok. Look. I got to get something to wash down this beer with, my alcohol. [wheezes] If, uh, if something catches fire, I'm gonna be here in here, so don't call me. [wheezes] Or do. I don't-- Who cares? What am I gonna do about it? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[Green Sweatered Woman destroy a bone that Skillet threw] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Wow. Jumpy little whore. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Eye: I thought you were my friend. [Second Eye hits Eye] Eye: Ow. Right in the eye. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Woman: Noooo! My baby! Oh, god! [grabs beer from her carriage] Oh, my baby. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Peanut Cop: [to Liquor] You take the wheel, and I'm gonna sing the song. Ding-Dinga-Ding-Ding-Ding-Dinga-Ding-Ding. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Liquor: Why are we stopping? Peanut Cop: Watch this. [Peanut shoots the electric wires, electrifying the worker who was working on the utility pole] Peanut Cop: That's how I get jobs. [wheezes] BOOM! Ha Ha! Somebody better call me. Liquor: Are you drunk? Peanut Cop: You're not. [wheezes] Liquor: Maybe I should drive drunk. Ha Ha. It looks terrifying... [looks at the audience] to others. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
[after Shark gets done dragging himself to his office with one of his fins] Shark: So, what's going on? Rectangular Businessman: We were just watching you slither across the floor like the begging, broken dog you are...bitch. Shark: I didn't ask you, did I? Rectangular Businessman: No. You didn't, but I answered. Shark: I'm trying to talk to the Clock, so if you could shh your way clear to shutting up... Rectangular Businessman: I told him about your little slideshow and about how boring your car is and about how dumb you are. In fact, you are the dumbest one I know. Shark: You're the one who put all the clothes in the closet like an idiot. Rectangular Businessman: That idea was genitoid. Even your mama liked it. Shark: You know, hanging out with you used to be fun. What happened to us? [Clock disseapers] Rectangular Businessman: Hey, there he goes. Where do you think he's going? Shark: This isn't over. I'm gonna come up with something, and your square ass is gonna wish I didn't. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Mm, this is some good meat. Haven't had meat like this since The Meat Wars -- Meat against Bone. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: [to Clock] And if you don't stop him, he's going to destroy this whole town. I should be the president. I am the best. We were on the same school bus, remember? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Peanut Cop: Dude check it out. Ha Ha! I'm a fireman. Liquor: Can I get a lift? Peanut Cop: Uh, ok. Which way am I going again? Liquor: You're going to Downton. Peanut Cop: [pauses] ...Is there a fire there? Liquor: You want there to be? There could be? Peanut Cop: Oh, then you better get in-- [laughs] because I don't know how to work any of this stuff. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago
Peanut Cop: Seriously, could I-- Could I try some shoes on? [stifled laughter] My head is freezing. Enough of this crap. [pulls out a bomb] I said give me the shoes. [laughs] Or else this place is going up. [laughs] Peanut Cop: Can I smoke this in here? [smokes a cigar while lighting the bomb] Too late. [Peanut escapes when the hat store exploded] Peanut Fireman: Wow. Who did that? Me? Nice. I wish the police would come, [stifled laugh] 'cause I'm a fireman. [laughs] I don't have any water. [Peanut spits the fire by using it as water] Peanut Fireman: That doesn't seem to be working. [spits] Uhh. God, I wish I could help. [laughs] – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 5 days ago

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