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Johnny Tambourine: Princessa! I've missed you! I've been vomiting all over myself, and it's just not the same. [Princess starts to vomit on Johnny's chamber] Johnny Tambourine: It's even better than I remembered it. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Clancy: Birdbats are hot-blooded, and passion can cloud their judgement. On the other hand, mole men are easily killed. Therefore, King Johnny, I suggest we fortify our position. [Johnny stares at Clancy] Clancy: King Johnny? Johnny Tambourine: Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry, Clancy. I was looking at you, but I wasn't listening to you. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Stromulous Guandor: And now we shall go beyond the verge! Princessa: [gasps] Stromulous Guandor: Also, you are grounded! Princessa: [sighs] Stromulous Guandor: You are forbidden to ever see your new love again! Guard! Lock her in the tower! [the birdbat henchmen grabs Princessa to lock her in the tower] Stromulous Guandor: Don't think I don't know that this will make you want to see him more. I HAVE READ THE BOOKS! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Stromulous Guandor: I raised you alone and spoiled you. You want attention -- I get it. I've read the books. Princessa: I'm not in a book, father. I'm right here, and I'm in love, I tell you. I have never been so stimulated, mentally, physically. Stromulous Guandor: Don't! God, don't talk about it! How could your mother die and leave me? You should be telling her this stuff! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Stromulous Guandor: Rest your beak, my friend. Birdbat Henchman: Will you perfect the resurrection technology and one day bring me back to life, Strong Guandor? Stromulous Guandor: First, I will resurrect my dead wife. Then my grandparents. Then famous birdbats from the past. But I will put you on the list. I... [Stromulous checks his pockets] Stromulous Guandor: I'm sorry. I don't have a pen. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
News Mole Man: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Crazed gunman slaughters birdbats! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
[Fitz sees Woman flipping off on Fitz's jet upside down] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What the-- [Fitz goes back to see Woman] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What's up with your problem? Man/Woman: [while flipping off] Seashells run dry over the seashell. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: The what? Man/Woman: Seashells run dry over the shell. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Um... Man/Woman: [flips him off again] Seashells run dry over the-- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Stop. Get in. [Woman gets in Fitz's jet] – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: Keep that thing away, or I won't do this. Shark: Do it. Rectangular Businessman: Do it, please. Okay, you win. Miglo lamafla verniminin. [every people's metal hats starts to purply glow] Rectangular Businessman: It is done. I did it. Shark: Get out. Rectangular Businessman: I will bill you. Shark: All the way out. Rectangular Businessman: In a huge way. Shark: Yeah, keep going. Keep going. [the square guy stops after leaving his office] Shark: Just -- No, just keep going till I stop saying "Keep going." [the square guy proceeds to move on leaving his office] Shark: Keep going. Keep going. Can you even still hear me? [square guy already left] Shark: Good. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: I heard that your greeny friend had a hankering for circus dogs. Shark: I know. Rectangular Businessman: And that new guy got himself a prize. That's what I heard. Shark: You are so...talk so much. Rectangular Businessman: Well, I'm just stating the obvious, which makes me 100% right during all conversation. Shark: Yeah, so, uh, you sure this'll work? Rectangular Businessman: Has it ever not succeeded? Notice how I didn't use the "F" word because that word is to be not found in my vocab. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Rectangular Businessman: I hope you know how very lucky you are to know me since I'm so incredibly incredible. Shark: Yeah. I am. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Man/Woman: My job at the diner is not working out. I would rather play catch all day than work at that diner with the food. Liquor: I have an idea, and it's a good one. Man/Woman: Tell me. Liquor: Go outside, stand in the road. Every time you see a car, flip it off. Man/Woman: What will that do? Liquor: It will be neat. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Man/Woman: No one will play catch with me. Liquor: Good. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Peanut Cop: Everybody? Where'd you go? Give me some fries. Ha Ha Ha! You better give me the cash, right? 'Cause then I'll have the cash, ok? And then people -- They come over to me, and I'll say -- They'll say... [wheezes] Hold on, hold on. Let me start -- Let me start over. People might come up to me and say, "Can I have some cash or some money?" And I'll say, "No way, dude." [Peanut Cop randomly shoots inside the diner when he flied off a few seconds] Peanut Cop: Awesome. When did that happen? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Peanut Cop: Is it -- Is the gun on here? [chuckling] – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Peanut Cop: I'm gonna count... [wheezes] To like, 3, ok? And everybody who can give me cash, they better give it to me. Alright? Like...now. Everybody. [chuckling then coughs] Ok. Give me the cash. Give me some fries. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Peanut Cop: I'm not...foolin'. Ha Ha Ha! [singing] F-F-Foolin' [cackles] Around. Give it to me. Give me the cash. Oh, god! The Leppard rocks. Right? [singing] F-Foolin' [sighs then wheezes] I'm starving. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Peanut Cop: Everybody, don't move. Sto-o-o- [wheezes] Stop moving around so much...around. [chuckling] Uh, down. [pulls up his gun] Give me the cash. Come on -- Come on, guys. I'm -- I'm totally -- I'm totally serious. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 12 days ago
[Fitz and Skillet found a random television by their door] Shark: Welcome to "The Shark Show." Um, tonight is gonna be really fun 'cause we have, uh, Pronto here. And here's Pronto. [Pronto waves "hi"] Shark: Anyway, Pronto, to my left, lives in a condo down off quiver. He's into, uh, archery. Archery, Mouse. You hear that? Pronto's into archery. And he's the best. Shark: He's an archerist, Mouse. An archerist. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: That's good show. Skillet: [squeals] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Oh, you're right. It's not a good show at all. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 12 days ago
[Fitz & Skillet playing F-Off as usual] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Skillet. Down, down, Skillet. Stop everybody stop. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: When I go like this... [playing riff] That's when you hit the cymbals. Skillet: [squeals] [Skillet tries to sync the beat with his cymbals] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No, man. You're still doing it wrong. Skillet: [squeals] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What'd you, um, what'd you do with the cymbals? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 13 days ago
Rhoda: Hey, did you happen to see where everyone went to? Man/Woman: Yes. Rhoda: Ok. Which, way was that to? Man/Woman: You're ending your sentences in prepositional phrases. You better stop ending your sentences in prepositional phrases. Rhoda: Ha ha, or what? Man/Woman: Or I'll make it look like you killed me. Rhoda: Yeah, look. I was late because I had to close the bar, and I don't ever close the bar, but I closed it, ok? So if you want to live, tell me where they went to. Man/Woman: Never. [walks away] – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 13 days ago
[a bunch of people ran through Woman] Man/Woman: Where's everyone going? Rectangular Businessman: Well, first off, all those people are actually following me, because I have a 7,000-mile global head start, so if you think I'm following them, you are wrong. I am a leader, not a follower. Man/Woman: You play catch with me now. Rectangular Businessman: No, uh...now way in hell. Man/Woman: Do you know how to play catch? Rectangular Businessman" I know how to play "You give me $40." Man/Woman: It's easy. I throw ball, and you catch ball. Try it now. [Woman throws the ball to square guy but didn't catch it] Man/Woman: You didn't catch the ball. Try again. [Woman throws the ball again to square guy] Rectangular Businessman: I don't have any arms. Man/Woman: Oh. Rectangular Businessman: And now that you've mad me admit what you wrongfully think is a medical inconsistency, I have to go. I'm extremely late, and you are the one who has problems, not me. [Square guy leaves] [Rhoda shows up] Man/Woman: Hey, you want to play catch? Rhoda: Uh, no. I do not. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 13 days ago
Dr. Mengele: Knock knock! Satan: Doc! [laughs] Dr. Mengele: I just wanted to apologize again for cloning Hitler and putting him inside a giant Aryan robot and trying to take over Hell. [laughing] Dr. Mengele: So, I made some gifts as a kind of apology! There's a candle, made from tallow -- Not Jewish tallow, random tallow! And there's some soap for the shower. [laughs] Satan: This is wonderful. Totally uncalled for, but yeah, yeah. Dr. Mengele: Shalom! [leaves] Satan: He's crazy. Benji: I never noticed the shower heads in the ceiling before... [the pipes spread poisonous gas around the office] Satan: Oh, the doors locked. [Satan then sees Dr. Mengele again taking a walk with Cloned Satan doing the Nazi hand sign along with the other beavers by his side which shows that he planned throughout the whole apologizing by ruling Hell in the first place] Gary Bunda: [giggling] Is that your clone? Cloned Satan: Satan. Satan! Satan: Yes... Gary Bunda: Whatchu talkin' about, Mengele? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 13 days ago
Satan: I am promoting Beaver-Headed-Gary-Body to Senior Vice President in charge of splinters, so you'll be reporting to him directly, Gary-Headed-Beaver-Body. Gary Bunda: He's not management material! He just stacks sht all day! Satan:* He doesn't talk back. Gary Bunda: HE'S CHEWING THE DAMN TABLE! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 13 days ago
Dr. Mengele: But I've been building the Fourth Reich in your name! What about the --? Cody St. Clair: No, I know. I moved on, Josef. People change. When they pour fire ants up your dickhole for 70 years, you have time to reflect. Cody St. Clair: I learned that we have to love one another, because -- [Cody St. Clair gets sniped from Claude which he was mostly too late to understand that there was a good version of Hitler] Satan: It's Claude! I think he's trying to save me. Claude! Claude, I'm okay! Gary Bunda: We're safe! Claude! Stop shooting! Satan: I'm telling him I'm okay and there's -- There's still bullets. Gary Bunda: Transform into Beaver-Man! Go, Gary, go! Transform! This is not working. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 13 days ago

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