Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales2017

Scrum:
[After seeing that the bank vault Jack's crew have stolen is empty] It's empty! [the crew groan] Where's the dosh?!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Do you think that robbing a bank is easy? You gaggle of gutless heels of the womb's guilty of putting me in this dreadful pickle in the first place! Now line up and offer me your tribute.

Marty:
[He and the other crew members scoff in outrage] You want us to pay YOU?!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Am I not the captain of this ship?

Cremble:
You call THIS a ship?

Bollard:
Where's the treasure?

Pike:
All of us are starving!

Bollard:
We will no longer follow a captain without a ship.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
I HAVE a ship! [Reveals the Black Pearl in a bottle] Black Pearl's never left me side.

Pike:
The pirate Barbossa rules these seas now. Has ten ships, guns full.

Cremble:
Not to mention his cannonballs; 18 pounds each, they say.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That's why he walks funny. [The crew sigh in disappointment] Oh, come, come, mates! Did we not find the treasure of Macedonia together?

Cremble:
It was a troll of rotten wood!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Gold of King Midas!

Scrum:
Pile of donkey dung!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
[Grunts in frustration]

Gibbs:
Face it, Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
That is a blatant fabrication! [Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]

Cremble:
You've lost your luck.

Bollard:
You've lost your ship.

Marty:
And now, you've lost your crew.

Pike:
Jack Sparrow is no longer our captain! [The crew leaves the Dying Gull as Gibbs approach Jack]

Gibbs:
[Sympathetic] I'm sorry, Jack, but we've reached the end of the horizon. [Pats Jack's shoulder and then follows the crew, leaving Jack stunned and heartbroken]

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Right then! [Yelling] YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED!!! EH?! ALL OF YOU, DISMISSED!!! YOU'LL NEVER SAIL WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AGAIN, TELL YOU THAT!!!