The Internship

The Internship

The Internship is a 2013 American comedy film directed by Shawn Levy, written by Vince Vaughn and Jared Stern, and produced by Vaughn and Levy. The film stars Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as recently laid-off salesmen who attempt to compete with much younger and more technically skilled applicants for a job at Google. Rose Byrne, Max Minghella, Aasif Mandvi, Josh Brener, Dylan O'Brien, Tobit Raphael, Tiya Sircar, Josh Gad, and Jessica Szohr also star. The Internship is the second film with Vaughn and Wilson in the lead roles, after the 2005 film Wedding Crashers; the two had also both appeared in the 2004 film Starsky & Hutch. This is also the second collaboration of Levy, Vaughn, and Stern after the 2012 film The Watch, and the third of Levy and Wilson after the first two Night at the Museum films. Released on June 7, 2013, the film received mixed reviews from critics and grossed $93 million worldwide.

Genre: Comedy
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
35%
PG-13
Year:
2013
119
$44,400,000
Website
6,964 Views

[Billy and Nick are at their employer's office after the company goes out of business]

Billy McMahon:
[angry] What the f***, Sammy!

Nick and Billy's Boss:
What the f*** me? What the f*** you! Who told you could barge into my office without an appointment?

Nick Campbell:
You closed the company? And then you sent us out on a sale that we really needed and have Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?

Nick and Billy's Boss:
Bob Williams' got a big f***in' mouth.

Nick Campbell:
Yeah, he does.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
Look, you weren't gonna get the sale anyway. Nobody wears a watch anymore. They just check their goddamn phones.

Nick Campbell:
Disagree. Cite your sources.

Billy McMahon:
The kids, maybe, but there's... there's a broader market.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
Lorraine, what time is it?

Lorraine:
[checks the time on her cellphone] 10:26.

Billy McMahon:
One hip, pioneering secretary does not a cultural trend make.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
She 75 years old. Watches are obsolete and so are the two of you.

Nick Campbell:
Obsolete? What does that even mean?

Nick and Billy's Boss:
It means everything's computerized now! It's cheaper for a machine to tell these companies what to order than an manufacturer's rep. They don't need us anymore.

Nick Campbell:
No, people have a deep, mistrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator?

Billy McMahon:
Yep.

Nick Campbell:
Or "2"?

Billy McMahon:
Mmm-hmm

Nick Campbell:
Or "3" or "4"?

Billy McMahon:
All of them.

Nick Campbell:
People wanna deal with people, not terminators.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
People hate people. Times have changed.

Nick Campbell:
That's so negative.

[At Billy's house, a foreclosure notice is seen on the window; Megan, Billy's soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, is about to leave him for good]

Billy McMahon:
Come on, Megan, listen to me. Honey, let's talk about this. Is this because I'm too unselfish in bed? Because I can change it around. I'm not gonna say it's going to be easy, but I can do it. Megan, listen to me. Honey, it's always darkest before the dawn.

Megan:
No, Billy, it's not. It's actually darkest in the middle of the night.

Billy McMahon:
We have enough on the table here without arguing about proverbs.

Megan:
Look, I knew things weren't great, but to come home to a foreclosure sign?

Billy McMahon:
Can we hug it for a second?

Megan:
No!

Billy McMahon:
Can I touch it?

Megan:
No, please.

Billy McMahon:
Okay, listen. That could've been avoided if the Bob Williams deal didn't go so bad on me.

Megan:
You blew the Bob Williams deal?

Billy McMahon:
Well, it's not so much that I blew the deal as much as the company just decided to shut down and take our jobs away. Come on, listen to me, sweetheart. I promise you, I can pay for all of this.

Megan:
It's not about the money, Billy. This is about you, okay? You-you talk a big game, but you never do anything about it. It's like you say that we're going to Spain, but have I ever been to Barcelona?

Billy McMahon:
Barthelona.

Megan:
Ugh!

Billy McMahon:
And not yet, but we're going. Vaya co dios, mi amor.

Megan:
What?

Billy McMahon:
Porque esta bravo en Barthelona y fantastico!

Megan:
No, we are not going to Barthelona, okay? We have discussed going to Barthelona, but we are never going to go to Barthelona.

Billy McMahon:
Not with an attitude like that, we're not.

Megan:
Oh, God!

Billy McMahon:
Wait, do you even hear yourself?

Megan:
Yes.

Billy McMahon:
I'm glad that you got to say some of that, because we're in a relationship, and I'm just glad that we're both committed to it.

Megan:
No, do you know how badly I want to believe that, Billy? Because I've been with you for a long time and nothing ever seems to get better. Honey, you're... you're such a great guy, but you always figure out a way to screw things up and let people down. And Billy, I love you, but I'm really tired of being let down. [Megan storms out of the house and out of Billy's life for good]


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