Announcer:
And now Louie, the guy who comes in and says his catchphrase over and over again.
Louie:
Hey, everybody!
All:
Hey, Louie!
Louie:
Hey, who's got something to drink?
Woman:
I do... over there.
Louie:
What is it?
Woman:
A martini.
Louie:
A martini? I wanna dip my balls in it!
[Crowd cheers]
Louie:
Hey, whatcha got there?
Flemish Terrorist #3:
It's an M-16. What do you want with it?
Louie:
What do I want with it? I wanna dip my balls in it!
Flemish Terrorist #2:
I find him infectious and amusing this Louie character.
Louie:
Who's got some deviled eggs?
Woman:
I do.
Louie:
I wanna dip my balls in it.
Man:
Monogrammed silk handkerchief.
Louie:
I would like to dip my balls in it.
Flemish Terrorist #2:
Silence! Louie... a hand grenade?
Louie:
Ah hell who gives a damn? I wanna dip my balls in it!
Flemish Terrorist #3:
Top secret documents?
Louie:
I wanna file them!
Crowd:
Awwwwww... Louie?
Louie:
You've heard it all before.
Man:
No we haven't!
Louie:
You've heard it all before.
Flemish Terrorists:
No... *we* haven't.
Louie:
You've heard it all before!
All:
No we haven't!
Flemish Terrorist #1:
Say the catchphrase or the Prime Minister dies!
Prime Minister:
Don't say it on my account, Louie.
Louie:
I'm sorry, I can't say it.
All:
Louie! Louie! Louie! Louie!
Louie:
Hey, everybody...
All:
I wanna dip my balls in it!
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