Wingin' It

Wingin' It

Wingin' It (originally titled Angel on Campus prior to its debut) is a Canadian teen sitcom which aired on Family. The series was produced by Temple Street Productions in association with Family. It stars Demetrius Joyette and Dylan Everett. This show included guest-stars from other Family Channel shows such as The Latest Buzz. It was announced that the series was renewed for a third season on June 13, 2011. Family announced that the series is not planned for a fourth season.

Year:
2010
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Denise Simmons:
Carl, you okay?

Carl Montclaire:
Look, I know the stock answer is to say "I'm okay", but I'm bored.

Porter Jackson:
You got two angels as friends.

Denise Simmons:
And a sister who is an internet sensation.

Carl Montclaire:
900 hits does not count as a sensation. Everything is just so predictable, the school is the same every single day. For example, uh, Jane. [Jane comes into the screen, reading a newspaper] Every morning she reads a new article. She ponders, gets inspired, and then comes to me with the headline for tomorrow's newspaper.

Jane Casey:
[to Carl, excitedly] "Students hate school!" [she leaves]

Porter Jackson:
Lucky guess.

Carl Montclaire:
Oh, and then there's Alex. [Alex comes into the screen] Look if he asks me if some part of his body is infected.

Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez:
[lifts his elbow] Does this still look infected?

Carl Montclaire:
Yep, almost a new record!

Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez:
Awesome!

Carl Montclaire:
Brittany will bump into me while texting. [Brittany does so]

Brittany Hansen:
Ow! Carl! You made me hit send before I wanted to! Now everybody's gonna think that I'm just rolling on the floor, and they won't know that I'm laughing.

Carl Montclaire:
Then Serge will catch a football, and I still don't know who is throwing it. [Serge catches a football right in front of Carl] Yep, I know. "Out of my way, Montclaire." [Carl moves so Serge can pass him] Here comes Mr. Dolby with Monday's joke.

Mr. Dolby:
Carl, what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog?

Carl Montclaire:
A cack-puddle-doo.

Mr. Dolby:
Precisely. See you in class!

Carl Montclaire:
And then the bell will ring. [the bell rings] And then I hurry off to class because I'm late from hanging out with you two chuckle heads. [leaves]

Porter Jackson:
Who would've thought.

Denise Simmons:
I wonder know what's for lunch?

Carl Montclaire:
[off screen] Triple weenie.

Porter Jackson:
Okay, here it goes. [they switch bodies first time] Did it work?

Dr. Cassabi:
[in Dennis' body] Nope.

Denise Simmons:
[in Dr. Cassabi's body] Hey, look at me! I'm the big boss! [looks at his butt] Woah, emphasis on big!

Carl Montclaire:
I'm good. Nice job, Porter.

Porter Jackson:
I switched three people this time. That's pretty cool.

Dr. Cassabi:
[in Dennis' body] Focus, Porter! And try it again!

Porter Jackson:
Alright, alright... Here it goes. [they switch bodies second time]

Dr. Cassabi:
[in Carl's body] Testing, testing. Oh, boy.

Carl Montclaire:
[in Cassabi's body] Hey! I said I was good!

Porter Jackson:
I'm trying here!

Denise Simmons:
[in Dennis' body] Well, try harder! I'm stuck back in this fur bag again!

Porter Jackson:
I don't know how much I got left in me.

Carl Montclaire:
[in Cassabi's body] Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say you better have at least one more in ya!

Porter Jackson:
Alright, alright. I'll give it a try. [they switch bodies a third time. Dennis goes through the roof and doesn't come back. Instead, Denise appears, back in her own body]

Dr. Cassabi:
Hey, hey! I'm me again! Denise! Is everybody alright?

Carl Montclaire:
I'm me.

Porter Jackson:
Great to have you back, Carl! Dr. Cassabi!

Denise Simmons:
Woo-hooh! Five fingers, five toes... No tails... I'm back, Dr. Cassabi! [Dr. Cassabi roars of pleasure and they hug]

Dr. Cassabi:
It's so good to see you again! Carl, Porter... This is Denise.

Carl Montclaire:
Nice to meet you! Now that you're not me.

Porter Jackson:
Wait! Where is the puppet? [they all look up, seeing a raccoon big hole in the ceiling]

Dr. Cassabi:
Oh. I'm gonna miss the little guy. Eh. Heh. Not so much.


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