Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle2004

[after Harold has been placed in a cell with Tarik Jackson]

Harold:
So, what are you in here for?

Tarik:
For bein' black.

Harold:
Seriously?

Tarik:
I am serious. Wanna know what happened?

[Harold nods]

Tarik:
I was walkin' out of a Barnes and Noble, and the cop stops me. Now, evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months". So he starts beatin' me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.

Harold:
Holy sh*t. What'd you do?

Tarik:
I kept sayin': "I understand I'm under arrest. Now, please stop beatin' me!".

Harold:
I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.

Tarik:
Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have 2 gay fathers. People have been messin' with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago that there's no sense gettin' all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus, I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.